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Old 03-23-2012, 07:50 PM
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Mega Millions $000M :loser:

Well after 11pm tonight... cameras and health will be replaced with porn and dogs.

Pre-paying my Paypal account to Internet Brands. Who wants to be carburetors???

With the "car" in the "tors," I'm marketing better to the site.
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Old 03-23-2012, 07:53 PM
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Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
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I feel that any additional money would just make his drunken ramblings worse.
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Give me half.
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Old 03-23-2012, 09:01 PM
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Champ, because you were respectful and asked... I can't give half, but I'll give you $50K as long as you go on the "Today" show and talk crap about people I suggest.

You're in for $50K... no kidding (if we win the jackpot).

Here's our numbers (mega number last)...

15 21 26 32 56 33
02 10 12 27 50 13
32 36 51 54 56 08
09 33 36 43 54 46
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Old 03-23-2012, 09:19 PM
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Going to store and using those exact numbers because I think you're cheap. I want a million or I take half of your winnings. Please? :P
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Old 03-23-2012, 09:28 PM
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^ You bastard. You'll get nothing and like it! Didn't give you my 5 lines of numbers off the other three tickets.

And BTW, you should be happy the A&M went to the SEC, because after a few years playing to compete in the SEC, they'd kick Univ. Of Tex's ass.
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LOLOLOL

Now that was a low blow.

Nah. UT has the best football program in the country. Everyone knows it.

A&M is soft. They're mad that we created a multi-million dollars TV station aka Longhorn Network and they can't cause no one gives a SHIT about them.

Don't worry, when I win, I'll pay you 100K to eat your words.
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Old 03-23-2012, 09:51 PM
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94K to me and 6K to maker to eat me.
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Old 03-23-2012, 09:56 PM
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put me in coach I mean Teach!! You and your daughter can shack up in my house and use my Infiniti to go to her Stanford lecture....

I'll take a cool 50k, take care of my wife's student loans, one car and all of the credit cards...
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Old 03-23-2012, 09:59 PM
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can't wait to see the result...

If I see a winner in California, I will check my numbers.
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:03 PM
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Hapa, you now get to ride on my numbers listed for $50K... I'm not kidding either.
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:06 PM
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Thanks man. I'll cross my fingers you do win. How funny that 50k could be life changing for most of us on this board..
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*Everyone prays for Professor to win*
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He didn't win, 356 million now!
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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S View Post
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
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Well I want to find out first hand that money doesn't buy happiness thank you very much
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Old 03-24-2012, 02:01 AM
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Thanks man. I'll cross my fingers you do win. How funny that 50k could be life changing for most of us on this board..
id quit my job.

Hell I'd quit if I won 10k....
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Somebody in Modesto got 5/5 (No Mega obviously) which is good for $260K!

http://www.calottery.com/play/draw-games/mega-millions
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I take it, it wasn't you?

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Old 03-24-2012, 02:10 AM
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I take it, it wasn't you?

Nope!

I wonder if it's somebody I know.
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Damn thou, 255 million cash option now... That's like what 150 million after tax?
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GG I got 5 numbers with multiplier. Buy AZ.
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:53 PM
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Get your tixs for tonight... could by a small 3rd world nation with the jackpot.
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yea man $360MM +
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It's all mine bitches, so if I were you guys I wouldn't bother trying
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It's all mine bitches, so if I were you guys I wouldn't bother trying
mine.

1st thing i would do is buy you a full-time strippper.
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Old 03-27-2012, 01:25 PM
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Mine...

I'm playing the same combination as my luggage... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, MB 6.
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I'm going to Sizzler, I'm going to Sizzler...

And the cash option, and the feds get half, and the state gets half, and the wife (ex-wife) gets half, and her lawyers get half, my $13 jackpot is getting a ribeye and potato.
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Old 03-27-2012, 01:33 PM
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mine.

1st thing i would do is buy you a full-time strippper.
O'rly?

Well if you win, I'd be ok with that
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You know. I don't usually play the lotto, but I threw away 20 bucks this morning when I saw the jack pot amount.
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I'd goto Ontario Canada if I won

And then make a large donation to a charity...
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Its cold out, dont feel like getting tickets.
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Not like you need it, you already hit the jackpot with your wife
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^ aww how sweet.
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Buddy was telling me that some dude that work(s/ed) at Commerce Casino hit 5 of the numbers... Word is he quit already
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Damn thou, 255 million cash option now... That's like what 150 million after tax?
As long as it's enough to buy me a Ferrari 458, Lamborghini Aventador, Porsche 911 Turbo, a Range, an Escallade, and 4-5 Lotuses - then its enough.

Oh yeah...and enough to build me a garage to fit all those wonderful toys!
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I'd go on a cross cuntry tour....
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Honestly, 15-20% will go to charity, maybe more. Then put niece through college. Then buy house.

Oh and first will be call to boss, telling him I retired.
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