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Professor 03-23-2012 06:50 PM

Mega Millions $000M :loser:
 
Well after 11pm tonight... cameras and health will be replaced with porn and dogs.

Pre-paying my Paypal account to Internet Brands. Who wants to be carburetors???

With the "car" in the "tors," I'm marketing better to the site.

Moog-Type-S 03-23-2012 06:53 PM

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Earl Wilson

doopstr 03-23-2012 06:59 PM

I feel that any additional money would just make his drunken ramblings worse.

TheChamp531 03-23-2012 07:39 PM

Give me half.

Professor 03-23-2012 08:01 PM

Champ, because you were respectful and asked... I can't give half, but I'll give you $50K as long as you go on the "Today" show and talk crap about people I suggest.

You're in for $50K... no kidding (if we win the jackpot).

Here's our numbers (mega number last)...

15 21 26 32 56 33
02 10 12 27 50 13
32 36 51 54 56 08
09 33 36 43 54 46
17 25 30 38 54 03

TheChamp531 03-23-2012 08:19 PM

Going to store and using those exact numbers because I think you're cheap. I want a million or I take half of your winnings. Please? :P

Professor 03-23-2012 08:28 PM

^ You bastard. You'll get nothing and like it! Didn't give you my 5 lines of numbers off the other three tickets.

And BTW, you should be happy the A&M went to the SEC, because after a few years playing to compete in the SEC, they'd kick Univ. Of Tex's ass.

TheChamp531 03-23-2012 08:48 PM

LOLOLOL

Now that was a low blow. :(

Nah. UT has the best football program in the country. Everyone knows it.

A&M is soft. They're mad that we created a multi-million dollars TV station aka Longhorn Network and they can't cause no one gives a SHIT about them. :)

Don't worry, when I win, I'll pay you 100K to eat your words. :)

Professor 03-23-2012 08:51 PM

94K to me and 6K to maker to eat me.

Hapa DC5 03-23-2012 08:56 PM

put me in coach I mean Teach!! You and your daughter can shack up in my house and use my Infiniti to go to her Stanford lecture....

I'll take a cool 50k, take care of my wife's student loans, one car and all of the credit cards...

S14 n Tsx 03-23-2012 08:59 PM

can't wait to see the result...

If I see a winner in California, I will check my numbers.

Professor 03-23-2012 09:03 PM

Hapa, you now get to ride on my numbers listed for $50K... I'm not kidding either.

S14 n Tsx 03-23-2012 09:06 PM

:rofl:

Hapa DC5 03-23-2012 09:08 PM

Thanks man. I'll cross my fingers you do win. How funny that 50k could be life changing for most of us on this board..

TheChamp531 03-23-2012 11:02 PM

*Everyone prays for Professor to win*

Mizouse 03-24-2012 12:47 AM

He didn't win, 356 million now! :what:

Mizouse 03-24-2012 12:51 AM

6 17 19 20 21 - 20

Mizouse 03-24-2012 12:55 AM


Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S (Post 13648786)
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Earl Wilson

Well I want to find out first hand that money doesn't buy happiness thank you very much :O

Mizouse 03-24-2012 01:01 AM


Originally Posted by Hapa DC5 (Post 13648985)
Thanks man. I'll cross my fingers you do win. How funny that 50k could be life changing for most of us on this board..

:nod: id quit my job.

Hell I'd quit if I won 10k....

Gfaze 03-24-2012 01:02 AM

:what: Somebody in Modesto got 5/5 (No Mega obviously) which is good for $260K!

http://www.calottery.com/play/draw-games/mega-millions

Mizouse 03-24-2012 01:06 AM

I take it, it wasn't you?

:rofl:

Gfaze 03-24-2012 01:10 AM


Originally Posted by Mizouse (Post 13649401)
I take it, it wasn't you?

:rofl:

Nope! :sad:

:ponder: I wonder if it's somebody I know.

Mizouse 03-24-2012 01:14 AM

Damn thou, 255 million cash option now... That's like what 150 million after tax? :what:

TheChamp531 03-24-2012 01:15 AM

GG I got 5 numbers with multiplier. Buy AZ.

Professor 03-27-2012 11:53 AM

Get your tixs for tonight... could by a small 3rd world nation with the jackpot.

Rounder 03-27-2012 11:55 AM

yea man $360MM +

Mizouse 03-27-2012 12:15 PM

It's all mine bitches, so if I were you guys I wouldn't bother trying :nod:

asianspec 03-27-2012 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by Mizouse (Post 13656745)
It's all mine bitches, so if I were you guys I wouldn't bother trying :nod:

:kick: mine.

1st thing i would do is buy you a full-time strippper.

Professor 03-27-2012 12:25 PM

Mine...

I'm playing the same combination as my luggage... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, MB 6.

Professor 03-27-2012 12:32 PM

I'm going to Sizzler, I'm going to Sizzler...

And the cash option, and the feds get half, and the state gets half, and the wife (ex-wife) gets half, and her lawyers get half, my $13 jackpot is getting a ribeye and potato.

Mizouse 03-27-2012 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by asianspec (Post 13656750)
:kick: mine.

1st thing i would do is buy you a full-time strippper.

O'rly?

Well if you win, I'd be ok with that :nod:

BraveDemon 03-27-2012 12:38 PM

You know. I don't usually play the lotto, but I threw away 20 bucks this morning when I saw the jack pot amount.

Mizouse 03-27-2012 12:38 PM

I'd goto Ontario Canada if I won :nod:

And then make a large donation to a charity...

Whiskers 03-27-2012 12:39 PM

Its cold out, dont feel like getting tickets.

Mizouse 03-27-2012 12:44 PM

Not like you need it, you already hit the jackpot with your wife :nod:

Rounder 03-27-2012 12:49 PM

^ aww how sweet.

v6cord2k5 03-27-2012 01:04 PM

Buddy was telling me that some dude that work(s/ed) at Commerce Casino hit 5 of the numbers... Word is he quit already :rofl:

khannie112 03-27-2012 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by Mizouse (Post 13649410)
Damn thou, 255 million cash option now... That's like what 150 million after tax? :what:

As long as it's enough to buy me a Ferrari 458, Lamborghini Aventador, Porsche 911 Turbo, a Range, an Escallade, and 4-5 Lotuses - then its enough.

Oh yeah...and enough to build me a garage to fit all those wonderful toys!

Mizouse 03-27-2012 01:23 PM

I'd go on a cross cuntry tour.... :mizouse:

jupitersolo 03-27-2012 01:29 PM

Honestly, 15-20% will go to charity, maybe more. Then put niece through college. Then buy house.

Oh and first will be call to boss, telling him I retired.


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