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Old 01-22-2017, 06:45 PM   #1
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Man gets spider bite on his dick.... for the 2nd time

Story happened a few months ago. Sorry if

Man bitten on penis by spider has been bitten on penis by spider again

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A 21-YEAR-OLD tradie has been branded “the unluckiest man in the world” after he was bitten on the penis by a spider for a second time.
The apprentice, known only as Jordan, was bitten on his old fella by a redback spider on a worksite in Sydney’s south back in April.

Yesterday, almost five months later exactly, his tackle was bitten again in a portaloo on a worksite.

“This is the first time I’ve used one [portaloo] since then,” Jordan revealed to Kyle and Jackie O on KIIS FM this morning.

The tradie claims he did try to check the toilet seat before he sat down to use it but didn’t notice the spider.

Jordan said the spider bit him in “pretty much the same spot” as last time, although he’s not sure what type of spider it was on this occasion.

“It’s redder, a bit more swollen, it hurts a bit more. I got tetanus and antivenom yesterday.”
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if 1x bite = 2x shy, then 2x bite = 4x shy?
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Who shits in a port-a-loo pottie or whatever they call it. Or is he one of those that sits while pees. Lesson learned mate.
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Who shits in a port-a-loo pottie or whatever they call it.
A guy on a worksite with no alternative perhaps?

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Old 01-23-2017, 11:22 AM   #11
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A guy on a worksite with no alternative perhaps?

I had jobs when I was younger where I held in dumps and we didn't have to use portos to piss. No thanks
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I had jobs when I was younger where I held in dumps and we didn't have to use portos to piss. No thanks
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Obviously if you can do it so can the rest of the world the rest of the time.
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Mike, there are other things to compete in rather than AZ posts. I was just saying if I already got spiderdickbit no thx dropping deuces there. Maybe Oz wants to climb walls
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Mike, there are other things to compete in rather than AZ posts. I was just saying if I already got spiderdickbit no thx dropping deuces there. Maybe Oz wants to climb walls
He stayed away for 5 months. I just didn't get why you were picking on the poor guy.
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A guy on a worksite with no alternative perhaps?

You gotta go, you gotta go

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I had jobs when I was younger where I held in dumps and we didn't have to use portos to piss. No thanks
I remember seeing something on the news when I was a kid, where they showed video of a snake crawling up through the plumbing into someone's toilet bowl in their home. It left me so paranoid I had to check for snakes every time I went to take dumps. Better safe than sorry!
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Reminds me of the scene from We Are The Millers where the spider bites that kid's balls
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I remember seeing something on the news when I was a kid, where they showed video of a snake crawling up through the plumbing into someone's toilet bowl in their home. It left me so paranoid I had to check for snakes every time I went to take dumps. Better safe than sorry!
Oh hey, what's this?

Surprise! Rattlesnake in a toilet - CNN.com



Also since this is a spider thread..

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