My mom is trying everything imaginable to hook me up with her boyfriend's daughter. She' not too bad looking, but we have nothing in common, and the fact that she's throwing herself at me is really a turnoff...not to mention she doesn't even have big boobs. Anyhow, I've only hung out with her once (my mom arranged that) and now she calls at least once a day...text messages me...all that. Thing is, I can't just blow her off cause then I get my Mom mad at me, and my Mom's boyfriend will hate me for blowing off his duaghter...like I'm too good for her or something. Anyone have any suggestions how to get me out of this? Thanks.

-Aaron

 

Tell her you have the gay AIDs.

 

If things progress with your mother and her boyfriend, then this girl could be your step-sister. That's reason enough.

 

i was just thinking about how wierd that would be

just tell her that you have a girlfriend or something

although that doesn't seem to affect some girls heh

 

Will it make you feel better if I take her out?

If not then just tell her you want to....

 

Just be friends with her. Talk to her about other girls or tell her how you like to go to strip clubs...that might turn her off. talk about girls alot too...that seems to bore the shit outta women!

 

yea cause when girls talk a lot about guys i hate that too

 

Make sure you point that out.

 

Ask your Mom's b/f if his daughter takes it in the shitter.

 

ask her if she likes beastiality, then tell her you've got 2 donkeys and a goat you need her help breaking in.

 

tell her you think her dad is cute, then ask if hes available.

 

I can send her this thread if you want.

 

Man, we are so helpful at so many levels! God bless ACL!

 

Next time i need advice, this is where i'm comin

 

find a friend whos a girl thats willing to pretend to be your g/f

or talk toher and find out what she believes politcally and religiously, or what she has strong feelings for.. and say the exact opposite/

she loves god? tell her you worship satan.

she cant stand to see animals abused? tell her how you used to torture kittens and puppies

she loves bush? tell her how you hate him and wish he would die.

oh and tell her that youre waiting until your married before you even kiss someone

 

If so then she is a keeper!!! And I'm not talking politically or botanically either! Ask her if she's been with another chick!

 

damnit i knew someone was going to do that

 

yeah!!!!

 

Mine is the best IDEA!!!

 

Yeah that might work

 

take her out date, she'll never bug u again. just kidding,try to hook her up with one of ur friends. she'll get the point.

 

Oh, you mean you wanted *helpful* advice? What, does your mom want you to suffer or something? Explain to her you don't like that girl like that. And like the others said, tell her you don't want to date someone who could potentially be your stepsister. If all else fails, take her out ONCE, act like you're having a really awkward time (my guess is you won't have to act), let there be long periods of silence. If she's remotely competent, she'll realize y'all have nothing in common

 

Fuck the shit out of her and send your mom and her bf pics.

"Mommy...I done good"

 

tell her your seeing some one else

 

damn u live in a trailerpark? that sounds sick!