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Old 12-06-2018, 02:20 AM
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Sorry to report that Kurt's long refractory period and short "butt plug" limited his birthday celebration to a minimal... FFS
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Old 12-06-2018, 02:21 AM
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Tell John Smith to post Kurt a belated birthday video, would ya?
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Old 12-06-2018, 05:59 AM
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HBD Bro.
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Old 12-06-2018, 07:09 AM
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Thanks guys. FFS
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Old 12-06-2018, 08:22 AM
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Old 12-06-2018, 08:32 AM
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How come we’re the same age but you act so much older than Justin and me?
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Old 12-06-2018, 09:21 AM
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Hbd kur2.0tatx
He's now Kur3.0TatxZF8 FFS
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Old 12-06-2018, 09:22 AM
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I bet his mum didn't even call him yet
Should have bought a Traverse
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Old 12-06-2018, 09:27 AM
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Happy bday you son of a bitch!
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Old 12-06-2018, 09:30 AM
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Hey man.. Kurt's Mum is an angel.. she really is the best.
She has to be to raise such a miscreant like Kurt.
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Old 12-06-2018, 09:53 AM
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He's now Kur3.0TatxZF8 FFS
I think he is just pretending and really drives a 2003 Jetta TDI FFS.
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Old 12-06-2018, 10:23 AM
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Kurt’s a biznass man...

emphasis on man and ass.
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Old 12-06-2018, 12:18 PM
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Kurtís a biznass man...

emphasis on man and ass.

He biznasty



HBD man
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Old 12-06-2018, 04:37 PM
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I think he is just pretending and really drives a 2003 Jetta TDI FFS.
Got me. Here's be going to work


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Old 12-06-2018, 04:39 PM
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Hope you work at iHOP, because that car is going nowhere.
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I bet his mum didn't even call him yet
Should have bought a Traverse
People that buy Traverses are just the worse.
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Old 12-06-2018, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by gatrhumpy View Post
People that buy Traverses are just the worse.

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People that buy Traverses are just the worse.
Iím saving this, just in case you and I ever get into it
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Old 12-06-2018, 06:47 PM
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Iím saving this, just in case you and I ever get into it

I doubt that'll ever happen, you're so loveable, you never get into it with nobody
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Old 12-06-2018, 07:14 PM
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Happy Kurtday, Bert.
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Old 12-07-2018, 07:07 AM
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FFs Kurt. What did you do for your birfday?
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Old 12-07-2018, 07:08 AM
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Take your anally trip to OCH?
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Steak and BJ's!
But he misunderstood when he cooked the steak and gave out the BJ's!
I guess whatever, he was happy to be celebrating!
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Old 12-07-2018, 07:11 AM
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That’s all that matters. He was happy.
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Old 12-07-2018, 07:17 AM
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They all were
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:28 AM
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Maj, is the co owner of it now. Hence why moderator duties are taken away.

You know, conflict of interest.
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Steak and BJ's!
But he misunderstood when he cooked the steak and gave out the BJ's!
I guess whatever, he was happy to be celebrating!
You didn't give him his birthday BJ? Then wtf do we keep you around for?
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I was there to do it but when I realized he had misunderstood how it was supposed to work I unzipped too...
shit...free blowie...fuck outta here you think I'm gonna tell him to stop!
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:01 PM
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No way, man. I went to ACL Live to see Kurt Vile. It was fucking great.
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That GIF really needs to disappear from this forum, forever.
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That GIF really needs to disappear from this forum, forever.
Aggreed!
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You would think the new and improved Majofo wouldn’t post it anymore.
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:10 PM
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That GIF really needs to disappear from this forum, forever.
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He’s right though.
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