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Old 01-07-2010, 02:49 PM
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Well, he did have some "hesitation wounds"... Pussy!
+1.. lol.
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Old 01-07-2010, 03:01 PM
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Ya, if I'm going to kill myself with a knife, they better not tell anyone that I hestitated. I want to at least go out full-crazy.
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He needs Crocodile Dundee's knife....
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Old 01-07-2010, 05:11 PM
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I listen to Stern every day...

Artie was funny, but it seems lately (last year or so) all we've heard from him was laughing and weezing. He didn't really contribute much.

I wonder who's going to replace him
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Old 01-07-2010, 05:21 PM
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He was on, Jimmy Fallon awhile back when Oliva Munn was there. It was pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yet1txqaxH8
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Old 01-07-2010, 05:24 PM
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Old 01-07-2010, 06:59 PM
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I wonder if it felt so right?
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Old 01-07-2010, 09:20 PM
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well, this was his first stab at it
... i'm dissapointed in you guys
it took 8 replies to come up with a pun, AZ is slacking in 2010
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Old 01-08-2010, 05:59 PM
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:15 PM
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Nice... Jab at the guy while he is down.

Why don't you just stick a fork in him if you think he is done?

There are significant mental issues at hand to get him this on edge. A trained therapist will be able to cut through the fat to reveal the meat of the matter. Unlike us speculating, the shrink won't need to just take stabs in the dark to figure out what the piercing issues were.
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:35 PM
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I see what you did there..
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I had no idea that cocaine could do this to a nose.
https://www.nj.com/entertainment/201...my-system.html

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Old 12-14-2018, 09:01 PM
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Poor Artie
He's still very active on twitter and addressed his fans

Apparently he's been battling a cocaine and heroin addiction
He got off the H for 40 days by taking suboxone

Suboxone is an opiod that has another drug in it that kills the high
So it quenches the chemical dependency but doesn't get you high
The coke was his own doing and he's still fighting to beat addiction

The judge and prosecutor really cut him a break
Hopefully he keeps his nose clean
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Old 12-15-2018, 11:30 AM
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that just looks like he smashed his face into a wall, repeatedly. Not just his nose is flat, his entire face is pushed up, too.

I remember him on old MadTV sketches... I hate to say it but he really is one of those that likely never will get clean. One of those addicts that's really beyond help.
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Old 12-15-2018, 11:39 AM
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Damn, his nose

Sucks but with his line of work and the environment he's always in, not too surprised.
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Old 12-15-2018, 05:09 PM
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It doesn't seem that the modern AZ has the same celebration of death and injury as the 2010's AZ.
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Old 12-15-2018, 05:35 PM
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Yeah, but they're worse... Wonder who's going to replace you?
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Yeah, but they're worse... Wonder who's going to replace you?
I guess someone worse.
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Old 12-15-2018, 08:41 PM
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I guess someone worse.

Sure . . .
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Old 12-15-2018, 10:52 PM
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It doesn't seem that the modern AZ has the same celebration of death and injury as the 2010's AZ.
Well that cut right to the bone.
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Old 12-16-2018, 12:57 AM
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I took a bite and it tased funny, swallowd anyways...
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The nose is getting worse

https://www.nj.com/entertainment/201...n-6-weeks.html

Artie Lange jailed in N.J. after he ‘tested dirty’ for second time in 6 weeks

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Old 02-01-2019, 06:18 AM
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Old 02-01-2019, 07:33 AM
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That actually looks like an improvement
He should get into more altercations
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He's working at a gas station as part of his rehab
https://www.nj.com/entertainment/201...-miss-him.html

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Old 05-16-2019, 06:49 AM
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I might buy a drink...
Spoiler
From him...
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https://www.nj.com/entertainment/201...t-program.html

Artie Lange back in jail, arrested for rehab program violation

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Old 05-21-2019, 07:40 PM
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Anyone who looks at just flat knows he is still using.
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Originally Posted by gatrhumpy View Post
Interesting. Meth is a heck of a drug.
I tried it once when I was younger - I realized that I was already addicted to the stuff from just one time and that scared me the hell away from every trying it again.

Man I wish there was a version of that stuff with zero downside to it - maybe in a few hundred years they'll come up with equivalent tech if humans are still doing OK and haven't screwed the Earth up too much?
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Old 05-21-2019, 11:33 PM
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I legit have never seen anything like this before. How common is this, really?
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Old 05-31-2019, 06:03 AM
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Damn, that nose is insane; I was hoping he get away from the drugs.
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Probably not that common, he's probably been snorting the finest Colombian powder for nearly 40 years now.
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Damn, that nose is insane; I was hoping he get away from the drugs.
You mean keep his nose clean
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easy to blow his nose and trim nose hairs now, that's for sure.
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