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Old 05-01-2019, 11:17 PM
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Talking Any nurses or medical professionals out there? memes, stories, etc

hey y'all. just wanted to see who was in the medical field here. maybe we can share memes, stories, etc (without violating HIPAA of course)



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Old 05-02-2019, 04:57 AM
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My wife was a Navy nurse in Besthesda from 2003-2006. She had LOTS 'O stories about Congresspeople (Walter Reid and Besthesda NNMC took care of the President and Congress for health care issues), including one Congressmen that called out another woman's name during a roto-rooter procedure (that was not his wife).
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i was helping a coworker do a colostomy bag change, and for some what reason, she only had on one glove until she realized the patient was more of a mess after attempting to do some cleaning up. during lunch, she was almost 90% done with eating her hamburger, then she stares at her index finger and sees some slight green residue in her fingernail bed and says,"what's this?!" it wasn't from the hamburger either... LOLOLLL
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You ever milk a prostate for medical purposes? Asking for 3G TL.
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For medical purposes? No!
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Gatr has a medical professional in his house, but he still likes to take care of business himself
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i was helping a coworker do a colostomy bag change, and for some what reason, she only had on one glove until she realized the patient was more of a mess after attempting to do some cleaning up. during lunch, she was almost 90% done with eating her hamburger, then she stares at her index finger and sees some slight green residue in her fingernail bed and says,"what's this?!" it wasn't from the hamburger either... LOLOLLL
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LOL. happy nurses week y'all

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