Pull Over Now!!!!!
05-20-2005, 11:27 AM
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Pull Over Now!!!!!
So last week my boys are racing (04 tk BONE stock, 05 STI - HOOKED up) on LIE 495 around 7:30pm 68degrees F'. So the guy in the TL trying to catch up to the STI wich was flyin and out of nowhere we see a cop in the explorer. The STI slowed down but the dumbass in the TL flyes by the cop and he got the NUTS to cut the cop off goin 90mph, while me and the STI guy looking and wondering who is gooin to be bailing him out tonight. The cop is thinking TL driver is on crack and he sirens and horns him. TL STOPPED in the 3rd lane(Fast lane). The cop was thinking (dont really know what cop was thinking). When he pulls over in the sholder the cop draws his gun when he approaches the car on the passenger side and knocks on the window. TL driver was confused why the cop pulled him over.
Long story short
1.90mph - $200
2.Cut of a cop (no signals) $100
3.Tinted windows $65
And NOT getting any tickets because you are cute and the cop was gay PRICELESS!!!
Long story short
1.90mph - $200
2.Cut of a cop (no signals) $100
3.Tinted windows $65
And NOT getting any tickets because you are cute and the cop was gay PRICELESS!!!
05-20-2005, 01:44 PM
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Related Story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>
> A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
> little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman
> police officer who was also a blonde.
>
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
> license. She dug through her purse and was getting
> progressively more agitated. "What does it look
> like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied,
> "It's square and it has your picture on it."
>
> The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
> looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
>
> "Here it is," she said.
>
> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed
> it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize
> you were a cop.
>
> A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
> little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman
> police officer who was also a blonde.
>
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
> license. She dug through her purse and was getting
> progressively more agitated. "What does it look
> like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied,
> "It's square and it has your picture on it."
>
> The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
> looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
>
> "Here it is," she said.
>
> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed
> it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize
> you were a cop.
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05-20-2005, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ndx2
hmm... a gay cop with a gun... i'll take my tickets.
i'm not even going to comment on street racing anymore. it's your life.
i'm not even going to comment on street racing anymore. it's your life.
I'll be taking down plate numbers and calling 911 if I see crap like that.
05-20-2005, 03:28 PM
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yeah, i hear ya leeherman. sorry to hear that you live in that area. but i've given up trying to talk sense into these idiots who "race" on public roads, though. at least most of them, out of fear of getting busted, race at night when supposedly there's no one around.
too bad they won't learn until they get injured, or worse yet, hurt/kill someone and have to live with that.
leeherman, you're just going to have to keep an eye out for this 04 TL and the WRX.
too bad they won't learn until they get injured, or worse yet, hurt/kill someone and have to live with that.
leeherman, you're just going to have to keep an eye out for this 04 TL and the WRX.
05-20-2005, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by leeherman
No, it's MY life too. I live on LI and travel the expressway. The dumbasses were racing at the tail end of rush hour to boot!
I'll be taking down plate numbers and calling 911 if I see crap like that.
I'll be taking down plate numbers and calling 911 if I see crap like that.
05-20-2005, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by leeherman
No, it's MY life too. I live on LI and travel the expressway. The dumbasses were racing at the tail end of rush hour to boot!
I'll be taking down plate numbers and calling 911 if I see crap like that.
I'll be taking down plate numbers and calling 911 if I see crap like that.
05-20-2005, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Hellye1
The STI slowed down but the dumbass in the TL flyes by the cop and he got the NUTS to cut the cop off goin 90mph, while me and the STI guy looking and wondering who is gooin to be bailing him out tonight. The cop is thinking TL driver is on crack and he sirens and horns him. TL STOPPED in the 3rd lane(Fast lane). The cop was thinking (dont really know what cop was thinking). When he pulls over in the sholder the cop draws his gun when he approaches the car on the passenger side and knocks on the window. TL driver was confused why the cop pulled him over.
Originally Posted by Hellye1
The whole point of the story is that cop pulled him over and didnt do anything. So there is no point for you to call cops or write down numbers. It was one time thing. Everyone learned their lesson.
05-20-2005, 05:32 PM
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Is that a true story?? Oh, unless the cop was lesbian, I would rather take my tickets. I read a list of ways to annoy cops. As him out, if he says yes, file a sexual harrasment suit, if he says no cry.
Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?
Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?
Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?
Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?
05-20-2005, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by noychris
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>
> A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
> little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman
> police officer who was also a blonde.
>
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
> license. She dug through her purse and was getting
> progressively more agitated. "What does it look
> like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied,
> "It's square and it has your picture on it."
>
> The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
> looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
>
> "Here it is," she said.
>
> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed
> it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize
> you were a cop.
>
> A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
> little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman
> police officer who was also a blonde.
>
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
> license. She dug through her purse and was getting
> progressively more agitated. "What does it look
> like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied,
> "It's square and it has your picture on it."
>
> The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
> looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
>
> "Here it is," she said.
>
> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed
> it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize
> you were a cop.
05-20-2005, 08:56 PM
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Supreme Underlord/Abyss
Originally Posted by ndx2
leeherman, you're just going to have to keep an eye out for this 04 TL and the WRX.
My only hope is that the street racing pinheads manage to Darwin themselves out of existence without taking innocent lives with them.
Regards,
05-20-2005, 09:34 PM
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The only thing good about this thread is the blond joke (yes, I thought it was very funny), and it is starting to get like all the other threads like this-the racers against the common sensers. So before it gets too bloody, this is the end. 
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