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Old 01-17-2011, 06:19 PM
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one morning i wake up early cause i thought my gf told me its time to wake for work... so i ended up leaveing like leave to work like 30 minutes earlier then i normally do, i just figured i would just play this cell phone game i got addicted to. Usually when i go to i never find any cars i would want to run. But this day a srt 4 pulled up and was gonna try to cut me off me being the xperinced speed racer that i am i gun Pedal to the metal and im gone did give him no gap to pass haha well he turned off and was gone...i pull up to the light and a imma say 08 habenaro red coupe pulls up i use to own one so i kno what it was i was like oh shieeet cleean haha well i took off on him and the next light going down the service road he tried to take off fly by... i was like uh nooo had it floored and caught up quick and started pulling seems like from that point we traveled about 1/8 or so mile Til THIS DUMB ASS that trys to get onto George Bush 121 PULLS HIS CAR OUT ALL SLOOOW FOREAL YOU KNO EVERYTIME THOSE DUMB ASSES ARE OUT THERE AND THEY ARE ABOUT TO DO THAT DUMB SHIEEET YOUR HOPEING THE DONT DO. so we slamm on our brakes well the Civic si cut his Wheel locked up his tires cut across the lane i heard a really loud BLOOOCAKOHAAAA i looked in my rear view and saw the brand new couple frontend all over the side walk right over the curb. i thought he swerved and hit someone behind me.
i went back after work to get a paint chip or whatever to prove to my co worker i was just bullshitting that morning. i took a snap shot of the lanes he cross and the last lane he cross before he hit the curb he left a big burnt rubber skid mark across one lane.
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Old 01-17-2011, 06:22 PM
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lol i ment his front end was facing straight at me on the curb when he was just beside me
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i was in the lane over then the lane im in in the picture. He was in the far right lane. that is the booth that the other idiot made it to.
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Sick story, bro.

So did the gf actually tell you it was time for work or did you just dream that she did?
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i thought she said it was time for me to wake up...
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I can't understand a single sentence you wrote. BLOOOCAKOHAAAA
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Old 01-18-2011, 07:12 PM
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lol thats the noise i heard right before he plowed into the curb.. or thats the noise it made when he hit the curb.... either way made that noise i looked back he was on the curb
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which is a dumb ass... probably all of us either way but that drive that pulled out is a dumb ass bitch
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and my insurance rates continue to climb!
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And I thought my writing was bad.
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I have a headache now. Definitely too early for this!
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You know I've never heard that sound, BLOOOCAKOHAAAAA.
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You know I've never heard that sound, BLOOOCAKOHAAAAA.
I think thats the sound my wife makes during relations.
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lol... you think this posting is bad you should see my craigslist ads.. you would be happy that or my texts.
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I think thats the sound my wife makes during relations.

hahahha... nah bro that kinda noise goes BLAAKAAABLAKKA BLLAKKA BLAAAK BLAKKa ... blaahkaa.

ak 47 in this mother f'er s##t
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I'm the same age as the OP.......
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Backed by thorough research, the cliffs I found were:


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what the hell are you saying?

you lost me after this



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Originally Posted by HondaProtegeX2.3
one morning i wake up early cause i thought my gf told me its time to wake for work... so i ended up leaveing like leave to work like 30 minutes earlier then i normally do, i just figured i would just play this cell phone game i got addicted to. Usually when i go to i never find any cars i would want to run. But this day a srt 4 pulled up and was gonna try to cut me off me being the xperinced speed racer that i am i gun Pedal to the metal and im gone did give him no gap to pass haha well he turned off and was gone...i pull up to the light and a imma say 08 habenaro red coupe pulls up i use to own one so i kno what it was i was like oh shieeet cleean haha well i took off on him and the next light going down the service road he tried to take off fly by... i was like uh nooo had it floored and caught up quick and started pulling seems like from that point we traveled about 1/8 or so mile Til THIS DUMB ASS that trys to get onto George Bush 121 PULLS HIS CAR OUT ALL SLOOOW FOREAL YOU KNO EVERYTIME THOSE DUMB ASSES ARE OUT THERE AND THEY ARE ABOUT TO DO THAT DUMB SHIEEET YOUR HOPEING THE DONT DO. so we slamm on our brakes well the Civic si cut his Wheel locked up his tires cut across the lane i heard a really loud BLOOOCAKOHAAAA i looked in my rear view and saw the brand new couple frontend all over the side walk right over the curb. i thought he swerved and hit someone behind me.
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im from all over the dfw.
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I can't understand a single sentence you wrote. BLOOOCAKOHAAAA
I totally agree.
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Right! that's some bullshit
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Originally Posted by HondaProtegeX2.3
The other morning, I woke up early because I thought my girlfriend woke me up so I ended up leaving 30 minutes earlier than I usually do for my commute to work. I figured I would just play a cell phone game that I'm addicted to when I arrived to pass the time.

On the drive to work, there usually aren't any cars that I would want to run. However on this fine day a srt 4 pulled up next to me with intentions of getting into my lane. Me being the experienced speed racer that I am, I went pedal to the metal and closed the gap so he couldn't pass. Eventually, he turned off and was gone. I sure showed him.

Next, I pull up to a stop light and a 08 habenaro red civic SI coupe pulls up next to me. I used to own one so I knew exactly what it was and I was like "oh shieeet! that be clean" while I was giving him the ricer stare down. Well of course I took off on him from the light and he didn't even try to keep up. So at the next light he tried to take off on me and do a fly by like I did to him. I was like "uh nooo" while I floored it and caught up to him up quick then started pulling. From that point we traveled about 1/8 of a mile or so racing on public streets until some dumb person pulled his car out slowly to get onto George Bush 121.

For real, you know all those dumb people who do dumb stuff like that and you just hope they don't do it. Well both myself and the civic slam on our brakes in reaction, but we were driving so fast that the Civic driver couldn't handle it and locked up his brakes then cut across the lanes towards the curb. Next I heard a really loud "BLOOOCAKOHAAAA" sound then looked in my rear view to see the civic's brand new front end all over the side walk. I think he swerved and hit someone behind me. What a dummy, he needs to hone his speed racer skills.

I went back after work to get a paint chip or some other form of proof to show my coworkers and convince them that I wasn't bullshitting that morning. I ended up taking a picture of the lanes he cut across before he hit the curb. He left a big skid mark made of burned rubber across one of the lanes.
Cool story bro.

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Seriously? I almost understood that.. I vote we send this to car talk / ramblings.
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Cool story bro.
Now why he couldn't be so clear ill never know. Now i TOTALLY understand...
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Seriously? I almost understood that.. I vote we send this to car talk / ramblings.
you got my vote
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lol... you think this posting is bad you should see my craigslist ads.. you would be happy that or my texts.
I still don't understand. I hope that you are not proud of how your post was written.
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Sweet story bro! Wanna race a slow cadillac?
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Sweet story bro! Wanna race a slow cadillac?
Just don't try to merge into traffic in front of him, he'll have to show you what's up.

I want to race your caddy! (at a track)
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ya i run your lac are you ready to get be by my two leg
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... i knew my story would get folks attention regardless if i used corrected punctuation, hahah but tho i will try in the future to do better with the rambleing and run- on sentences
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Just don't try to merge into traffic in front of him, he'll have to show you what's up.

I want to race your caddy! (at a track)
this guy is a smart guy. i would of bought a maxima was really close to getting a o3 se with a 6 speed too. but some how i got the tl.. that i told myself not to get haha... but ya hes right i will sho you whats up on them ol skool street racing skillz i keep it ol school burn yo ass then chill out... ali g style burn you til the speed limit then stop haha
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^sigh.
society is in the dumps.

at least he doesnt have a 3G, or i'd be even more embarrassed
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ya i run your lac are you ready to get be by my two leg
Sweet, what races u want with these mad skillz u got? Dig,roll? What mph you want? Oh and its 3 beep rules.. by the way I can start in reverse if you want on the dig runs... 8-)
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