Post race transcript of Alonso/Massa argument WHAT WAS REALLY SAID
07-24-2007, 08:08 AM
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Post race transcript of Alonso/Massa argument WHAT WAS REALLY SAID
Here ya go:
Following Sunday's European GP, Felipe Massa and Fernando Alonso were involved in little spat.
The duo clashed in the final laps of the Nurburgring race as Alonso took the victory away from Massa. The result of a dent in Alonso's car and a rather annoyed Spaniard.
Here's the full transcript...
Alonso: You did it intentionally, as in Barcelona.
Massa: No, I did not.
Alonso: You broke my sidepod there - go and have a look at it!
Massa: Go f**k yourself!. You won and you say something like this.
Alonso: Mate, it can't break itself.
Alonso: I have fought with Heidfeld, with everybody, what you did with three laps to go can't be done.
Massa: He wins and says that. You must learn.
Alonso: It is you who has to learn. I have fought with everybody and with three laps to go, we touch!
Massa: Bravo.
Alonso: Bravo you!
Massa: You say that I did it on purpose, like I did that on purpose in Barcelona?. You were remained behind.
(As this point Ron Dennis steps in)
Dennis: Boys calm down.
Massa: Tell him to!
Massa
Following Sunday's European GP, Felipe Massa and Fernando Alonso were involved in little spat.
The duo clashed in the final laps of the Nurburgring race as Alonso took the victory away from Massa. The result of a dent in Alonso's car and a rather annoyed Spaniard.
Here's the full transcript...
Alonso: You did it intentionally, as in Barcelona.
Massa: No, I did not.
Alonso: You broke my sidepod there - go and have a look at it!
Massa: Go f**k yourself!. You won and you say something like this.
Alonso: Mate, it can't break itself.
Alonso: I have fought with Heidfeld, with everybody, what you did with three laps to go can't be done.
Massa: He wins and says that. You must learn.
Alonso: It is you who has to learn. I have fought with everybody and with three laps to go, we touch!
Massa: Bravo.
Alonso: Bravo you!
Massa: You say that I did it on purpose, like I did that on purpose in Barcelona?. You were remained behind.
(As this point Ron Dennis steps in)
Dennis: Boys calm down.
Massa: Tell him to!
Massa
07-24-2007, 08:38 AM
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That's awsome. And here I thought that it was Massa who was 'upset.' Good job with Alonso playing mind games with Massa.
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When I heard it live I swore Massa said that if he did it on purpose he would have put Alonso into the grandstand. I don't see that lingo here
07-24-2007, 09:10 AM
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What language were they speaking? Spanish or Italian or English? I couldn't hear clearly.
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Originally Posted by F-C
What language were they speaking? Spanish or Italian or English? I couldn't hear clearly.
07-25-2007, 03:58 PM
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Massa is a sore loser. I saw the race and Alonso was obviously faster in the last few laps. Massa made multiple moves trying to block Alonso and they are both lucky they finished the race.
07-25-2007, 04:43 PM
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yeah, i can't even imagine the feeling tho when you are at the front all race and lose it in the last few laps. I'd be pissed too, mostly at myself. 
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What Was Really Said
This is hysterical:
Off on F1 has managed to get full access to the transcript of the spat between Felipe Massa and Fernando Alonso after the European GP on Sunday. You can find it with subtitles on You Tube, too.
Fernando: Hey little kid, you dent my paintwork
Felipe: Are you talking to me donkey face?
Fernando: Yes, I talk to you. Get your team to buy you some glasses.
Felipe: Yeah and you get a shaver. Pussy face.
Fernando: You were the same in Barcelona
Felipe: Me? You say this and you win. Maybe you get a job on the fairground with bumper cars. It's your style.
Fernando: Yeah?
Felipe: Yeah
Fernando: Yeah? And you're too small to sit in a bumper car.
When you kiss your girlfriend - do you stand on a box?
Does she read you bedtime story
Felipe: **** you
Fernando: **** you
Felipe: No, I said it first.
Fernando: How does it feel to be Michael Schumacher's bitch
Felipe: I am not his bitch
Fernando: His Brazilian lady boy
Felipe: **** you
Fernando: **** you and the frog in the jumper
Ron: Calm down boys, there are cameras here and I don't know any good swear words.
Or, as reported by the respective team press offices.
Fernando Alonso: It was a great race and I enjoyed my tremendous tustle with Felipe. He never knows when to give up and although we bumped tyres it was a fascinating contest. Bravo Felipe!
Felipe Massa: Felipe and Fernando enjoyed a joke and a laugh about their Lap 57 incident before they went out onto the podium. Felipe said that they were looking forward to many more great duels this season.
"Pussy face" and "stand on a box to kiss your g/f" and "How does if feel to Michael Schumacher's bitch? His Brazilian lady boy."
I cannot stop laughing over this one. I gotta find the Youtube thing
Off on F1 has managed to get full access to the transcript of the spat between Felipe Massa and Fernando Alonso after the European GP on Sunday. You can find it with subtitles on You Tube, too.
Fernando: Hey little kid, you dent my paintwork
Felipe: Are you talking to me donkey face?
Fernando: Yes, I talk to you. Get your team to buy you some glasses.
Felipe: Yeah and you get a shaver. Pussy face.
Fernando: You were the same in Barcelona
Felipe: Me? You say this and you win. Maybe you get a job on the fairground with bumper cars. It's your style.
Fernando: Yeah?
Felipe: Yeah
Fernando: Yeah? And you're too small to sit in a bumper car.
When you kiss your girlfriend - do you stand on a box?
Does she read you bedtime story
Felipe: **** you
Fernando: **** you
Felipe: No, I said it first.
Fernando: How does it feel to be Michael Schumacher's bitch
Felipe: I am not his bitch
Fernando: His Brazilian lady boy
Felipe: **** you
Fernando: **** you and the frog in the jumper
Ron: Calm down boys, there are cameras here and I don't know any good swear words.
Or, as reported by the respective team press offices.
Fernando Alonso: It was a great race and I enjoyed my tremendous tustle with Felipe. He never knows when to give up and although we bumped tyres it was a fascinating contest. Bravo Felipe!
Felipe Massa: Felipe and Fernando enjoyed a joke and a laugh about their Lap 57 incident before they went out onto the podium. Felipe said that they were looking forward to many more great duels this season.
"Pussy face" and "stand on a box to kiss your g/f" and "How does if feel to Michael Schumacher's bitch? His Brazilian lady boy."
I cannot stop laughing over this one. I gotta find the Youtube thing
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I just noticed this comment :
Fernando: **** you and the frog in the jumper and now realize he was talking about Todt. Fern's pissed at everyone apparently.
Fernando: **** you and the frog in the jumper and now realize he was talking about Todt. Fern's pissed at everyone apparently.
07-27-2007, 10:12 AM
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Doesn't he mean the frog in the sweater? 
07-27-2007, 12:05 PM
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isn't "jumper" slang for sweater? Pretty sure it is.
07-27-2007, 12:27 PM
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