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Old 01-12-2011, 06:02 PM
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My stomach feels like it's being tied into knots, which are then themselves being tied into knots made of knots...
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I didn't have that experience at all.

I'll stop in from time to time to laugh.

Edit: Hope you didn't get perforated leather in your new car.
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Old 01-12-2011, 06:24 PM
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I didn't have that experience at all.

I'll stop in from time to time to laugh.

Edit: Hope you didn't get perforated leather in your new car.
OK, it's leveling out. Not terrible right now. Not like I am going for a jog or anything, but not terrible.

The instructions said to drink the solution over 15 minutes, then follow with 32 ounces of water in an hour, but I figured I would just chug the solution all at once to get it over with. Maybe that was bad.

Killer headache from not eating, though...
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Old 01-12-2011, 06:34 PM
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No, but I have a much clearer understanding of jet propulsion now...
how often you running to the shitter?
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Old 01-12-2011, 06:39 PM
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how often you running to the shitter?
Truthfully (I don't want to jinx myself) but it isn't terrible. It;s the knowledge that when you DO have to go, there is little time to get there is the worst. 3 times since I drank the potion... Probably a few more to go, then second elixer around 8PM-ish...
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Old 01-12-2011, 06:41 PM
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If the house catches fire, fuck it. I am staying and letting the sprinkler system handle the flames. Fire department will find me on the throne with a magazine...
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Old 01-12-2011, 06:48 PM
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Old 01-12-2011, 07:06 PM
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Posting from teh pooper?
Not yet, but the netbook is in a giant zip lock just in case...
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Old 01-12-2011, 07:07 PM
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Truthfully (I don't want to jinx myself) but it isn't terrible. It;s the knowledge that when you DO have to go, there is little time to get there is the worst. 3 times since I drank the potion... Probably a few more to go, then second elixer around 8PM-ish...
The stuff I took was different. I just had to keep drinking a certain amount every ten minutes, steadily. When I had to go it wasn't urgent, but then again I just went calmly to the can ever time I felt like someone was at the door.
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Old 01-12-2011, 07:11 PM
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Yeah, this has tapered off significantly. Not terrible.

Certainly not something I will do for fun over the weekend, but I have had worse from food poisoning, too much drinking, etc...

Fargin hungry, though...
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Old 01-12-2011, 07:20 PM
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hopefully you'll feel better tomorrow.
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Old 01-12-2011, 07:29 PM
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hopefully you'll feel better tomorrow.
Thanks... Tomorrow they go all Marty Scorsese on me... Both directions.
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Old 01-12-2011, 07:33 PM
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Not sure it's ever been described as "fun" but thanks.
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Truthfully (I don't want to jinx myself) but it isn't terrible. It;s the knowledge that when you DO have to go, there is little time to get there is the worst. 3 times since I drank the potion... Probably a few more to go, then second elixer around 8PM-ish...
.....when used too frequently or when you are ill, the sphincter cannot tell the difference between air, liquids or solids... that's the reason you "run" out of time to get to the toilet...
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Old 01-12-2011, 07:50 PM
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I don't look forward to these. Sooo.... what's going to be the first meal tomorrow?
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Old 01-12-2011, 08:20 PM
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.....when used too frequently or when you are ill, the sphincter cannot tell the difference between air, liquids or solids... that's the reason you "run" out of time to get to the toilet...
Ahhhh! Well, I am about to consume bottle 2/2, so "used too frequently" surely will apply!
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I don't look forward to these. Sooo.... what's going to be the first meal tomorrow?
Bringing a bagel w/cream cheese and a bagel turkey sandwich along with me in a bag.
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Old 01-12-2011, 09:37 PM
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I REALLY hope you just want a picture of the bagel and cream cheese....
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I think I may have one more eruption in me and then I am good to go to bed...
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Nope. I want to watch you shit.....
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Not much in this thread that isn't embarrassing...

I just like to share.
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Old 01-13-2011, 07:21 AM
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Well, prep wasn't the worst thing I have experienced. Not nearly as bad as some people described, although I am sure it differs for different people.

Right now I am off to see the wizard...
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Hope they find nothing but healthy shiny pink mucosa!
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theyre gonna poke his bubblegum



















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hollar back soon bro!
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Hope they find nothing but healthy shiny pink mucosa!
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Good luck Hope all goes well for you.
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Back home.

Eating, and looking forward to a cup of coffee and then a nap.

It went well, although I may have woken up a little during one of the to procedures (endoscopy and colonsocopy). Polyp found and removed from colon for testing, but other than that, all is A-OK!

Sorry, no video for youtube...

Thanks for the well wishes, prayers and humor! It really helped.

If you are of the age to need to get these and you have been putting them off, don't. Nothing to worry about except a little temporary discomfort during the prep.

FTR, the nurse who gave me the IV was smoking hot. Married, but smoking hot.
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glad everything went well! to good health!
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Back home.

Eating, and looking forward to a cup of coffee and then a nap.

It went well, although I may have woken up a little during one of the to procedures (endoscopy and colonsocopy). Polyp found and removed from colon for testing, but other than that, all is A-OK!

Sorry, no video for youtube...

Thanks for the well wishes, prayers and humor! It really helped.

If you are of the age to need to get these and you have been putting them off, don't. Nothing to worry about except a little temporary discomfort during the prep.

FTR, the nurse who gave me the IV was smoking hot. Married, but smoking hot.
of the nurse!!!

How does it feel to have had your anus violated by some dude?
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