What? I don't want to remember it!

 

one never knows what else they might not remember

 

I'll take the 1st step and be nice.....

Why the hell are you getting a colonoscopy at 38? What's the GI doc's reasoning?

My advice, make sure you drink all the prep and shit your brains out. If you have what they call an "incomplete prep" ie. shit left in your colon, they will have to go back in again at another time.

 

Gee, thanks for taking the time to read all the other posts in the thread...

 

I had mine at 19. You should know there are plenty of reasons why.

 

I didnt see a valid reason anywhere. No free physician advice for you. Goodbye.

 

There are many. I just didnt see any for both an upper endoscopy and colonoscopy.

 

 

If the nurse is bangin, ask her to use her tongue to lube up the colonoscope.

 

ready for another at 34?

 

Is that all it took to be rid of you?

 

Is it rape if there is a co-pay?

 

Aw, Dr. Douche McQuacker isn't going to regale us with his encyclopedic knowledge. So sad for us.

 

You know, he's a real doctor. Don't get uppity.

 

This is what popped into my mind when I read the first post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

Good luck with your test/exam.

 

 

at all the names you made up for your buttcrack.

When are you going in?

No real professional advice to add, at 18 that would be strange, but GL with the procedure

 

Have to schedule the appointment, so not sure, but within a month or two for sure...

 

I can see it now, a new thread "Guys......I was RAPED!"

 

She's got a great sense of humor. I like her too.

 

No one gives a fuck what you think. About anything.

 

I had both. Melena + IBD symptoms. And your question was "why a colonoscopy at 38?" Implying it's too young, or something.

 

Ew.

 

Too late.

 

just relax and let it happen, it will be fun for the entire family

 

 

Come on dude. That's not necessary.

 

walsh, that spider with the lady is freakin me out... not in a good way...

 

(Kramer enters, singing and dancing)

KRAMER: Hey, pistol-packin mama, you swing that gal around, Allemande left with the old gray hag, around and around you go. Yee-ha!!

JERRY: Well, well, well.

ELAINE: Congratulations.

KRAMER: Well, thank you.

GEORGE: You went for the big "E".

KRAMER: Wet and wild.

 

 

Was that considered an insult?

 

Was that supposed to be in red?

 

Yeah. Sorry.

 

What's all this shit in my ass thread?

 

I'm trying to be the kindler, gentler megamod

 

So you start fires nicely?

 

No, he's easier to read...electronically.

 

I still insult but I preface everything with "with all due respect"

i.e.

"With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed."

 

"With all due respect" is an awesome phrase. Puts the entire burden on the recipient to determine how much that really was.

 

Jefford, with all due respect....I personally wouldnt start a thread telling everyone that Im getting this stuck up my ass