Elephantman_nosefacehead

So I go for a run today and then get into my car, close the door and hold the unlock button down on my Fob so all 4 windows will go down. Then when I try to start the car the horny alarm goes off and I had to jump up and stick the key in the lock to turn it off. Is there any other way to turn the horny alarm off? I was embarrassed and emotionally drained from this incident.

tnl_tsx

press the unlock button

Belzebutt

Your avatar has hairy armpits.

GIBSON6594

Belzebutt

Sorry, couldn't help it... It looks like Julia Roberts with hairy armpits.

Getting back on topic, it's a great trick to embarass a passenger. You leave the car and use the fob to lock the door. Then you turn on the alarm, and watch them first have a heart attack, then panic in the car while passers-by are giving them evil looks.

stogie1020

So, you guys actually think people look when your alarm goes off? Wow, no one ever pays attention to these things anymore around here.

jlukja

And I nominate Elephantman_nosefacehead in two categories: 1)member with the longest username, and 2) member with the best use of thread titles.

matelot

maybe your avatar is making your alarm horny.

Thank you sir please come back

05_TSX_GP

I thought it's Jennifer Garner instead of Julia Roberts... either way, that avatar makes me want to


Anyway, tnl_tsx is right... the unlock button on the key fob will do it

By the way, what does "fob" stand for?

ric

technically, it means an adornment hung from a watch chain, or it can also mean the small pocket in a man's vest that the watch resided in, long before people wore wristwatches. With keys, a "fob" has come to mean some sort of decorative attachment that allows you to hold the keys on a chain. Fobs are a great giveaway from everything from hardware stores to conventioneers trying to get your attention at their booths...... the fob has been taken by the car manufacturers and translated into a remote control device.

Eeyore

Fresh Off the Boat

taxidriversingh

Like me!!!!!!!!! Just kidding

05_TSX_GP

rivvin

Such a bad term but so funny to use on someone who speaks improper english. I'm Asian and it's funny to use on Asian friends.

My appologies if this offends anyone.