Saadiq

So I now am on my second RL and this one has a problem. When I turn on my headlights, my wipers come on. I have search all 45 pages and have found nothing with anyone else having this problem posted. I have searched the net the past few days and the best information I have read about was someone with a 94 Accord and checking the ground wire. It looks good to me. I have replaced the wiper switch/stalk as well as the headlight switch/stalk. I have check the relays under the hood by swap checked them with another RL I currently have access to. On another note, the lights do not flash either when I use my fob to lock or unlock the car. I so eagerly want to do the independent fog light mod but I won't until I get this issue taken care of. Could someone point me in the right direction if you don't already know how to help?

Please!
Please!
Please!

Thanks!

Saadiq

Damn! No one?