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Old 01-04-2007, 10:40 PM
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Why is she still a virgin? Religous or what? ...or has she talked about it?
Old 01-05-2007, 09:32 AM
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She let you do anal?
Old 01-05-2007, 09:42 AM
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smash that rag doll and end this thread.....what you waiting on she on your dick....just do what you wanna do and she'll probably let you hit it...she just wants to act like she got drunk....but you didnt drink and barely ate showing her no interest.... get better...then go get drunk together(not meaning take advantage...meaning loosen up)....she let you hit...
Old 01-05-2007, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Pull_T
She let you do anal?

nope..but i didn't ask either..but i doubt that's likely, even using "the method"
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The persian virgin, has a nice ring to it

Honestly, based on previous posts this one is a little bit of a let down Sam... you can do better(threads that is)... Knowing you the way I do, for you to have posted this it must mean you have more then a little interest in this persian midget.
Old 01-05-2007, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
nope..but i didn't ask either..but i doubt that's likely, even using "the method"


What a classic that is
Old 01-05-2007, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Tireguy
The persian virgin, has a nice ring to it

Honestly, based on previous posts this one is a little bit of a let down Sam... you can do better(threads that is)... Knowing you the way I do, for you to have posted this it must mean you have more then a little interest in this persian midget.

yah i know, shrug..btw, i have myspace again, hit me up..same nick on there, ZaPPP
Old 01-05-2007, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
nope..but i didn't ask either..but i doubt that's likely, even using "the method"

The method never fails..
Old 01-05-2007, 05:15 PM
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uhh yah..when u can't even fuck the bitch regular, i dont think shes going to dive into anal..
Old 01-05-2007, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
uhh yah..when u can't even fuck the bitch regular, i dont think shes going to dive into anal..

Good point.



So what's the deal, are you gonna hang out some more with her or are you done messin' with it?
Old 01-05-2007, 09:08 PM
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at this point i'm not sure..i may just talk to her on aim or whatever and see what the deal is..i'll keep yah all posted :P in the meanwhile, i got some of the pics from my vegas trip, and although there not as bad as the hawaii trip, theres 1 money shot in it...
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
The method never fails..
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Hell No...
Old 01-06-2007, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
i dunno shes a pocket freak, but she doesn't fuck..which is weird...if she did, then maybe i'd be into her..i don't think i can do a relationship without sex...cuz well..yah, people need to fuck...and plus, if its gunna be bf gf shit, then i wouldn't be fuckin other people so id have to get it from somewhere...

Contrary to popular opinion, it's possible for some people to have a very satisfying sexual relationship without intercourse. While it may seem ludicrous to you, there are MANY more things to do in bed than just that. Some people are just not into it that much. Maybe she's saving direct intercourse for when she gets married?

Anyway, it sounds like you know nothing significant about her and aren't that interested in anything but the poon. I'd say don't try and pursue anything because someone is going to get crushed, and it's probably not going to be you.
Old 01-06-2007, 02:07 PM
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I'd say don't try and pursue anything because someone is going to get crushed, and it's probably not going to be you.
Sam doesn't care about that.
Old 01-06-2007, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
uhh yah..when u can't even fuck the bitch regular, i dont think shes going to dive into anal..
Lots of Persian broads are virgins but will allow you to sample the anus. Turkey and some other regions have that phenomenon too.
Old 01-08-2007, 11:41 AM
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lol trust me on that one pull_t, i know...don't forget, i'm persian myself..


what you need to do now, is write up "the new and improved method" giving step by step details as to how you go about getting a virgin to give it up..all in 2 hours time
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Originally Posted by amisconception
Sam doesn't care about that.

yah, i'd have to agree here.. lol
Old 01-08-2007, 11:57 AM
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I'm pretty sure she's a legal midget bro...get on that n snatch a handicapped parking pass.
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
I'm pretty sure she's a legal midget bro...get on that n snatch a handicapped parking pass.
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:38 PM
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Legal midget is anyone under 4'10"... Man's got a point.

But I think you should leave her alone. You should date someone because you like them, not agonize over whether she's too short for you and how/when you will get her to give up her 21-year virginity. Would you even WANT to pop a girl who'd held out that long? Major drama will ensue, I can assure you. And from what I hear, virgins usually suck in bed anyway. Not in the good way.
Old 01-10-2007, 07:24 PM
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i should leave her alone? what about her leavin me alone?! all i gotta say is saturday night is gunna be tits! i'll post pics when i'm sober on tuesday lol
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have fun man....but my favorites are those girls who claim to be virgins...then turn out to be freaks, catches me with my pants down...literally and figuratively.....
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
and a pocket freak is a girl who trys to act normal but she wants more then anything to be fucked/fingered/fondled the tripple F

I call that a 'closet whore'
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give or take, same thing :P
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
Legal midget is anyone under 4'10"... Man's got a point.

But I think you should leave her alone. You should date someone because you like them, not agonize over whether she's too short for you and how/when you will get her to give up her 21-year virginity. Would you even WANT to pop a girl who'd held out that long? Major drama will ensue, I can assure you. And from what I hear, virgins usually suck in bed anyway. Not in the good way.
It's just like having a puppy. They might piss on the rug at first, but once you have them trained...whoa nelly!
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
Legal midget is anyone under 4'10"... Man's got a point.

But I think you should leave her alone. You should date someone because you like them, not agonize over whether she's too short for you and how/when you will get her to give up her 21-year virginity. Would you even WANT to pop a girl who'd held out that long? Major drama will ensue, I can assure you. And from what I hear, virgins usually suck in bed anyway. Not in the good way.
(carry over from above post)

I mean wouldn't you just love to groom someone into doing things your way. None of the stuff you don't want and everything you do. You could teach them tricks, like roll over, shake, sit up, play dead. And you could reward them with ... peanut butter.
Old 01-11-2007, 07:33 PM
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^^^^ funny shit..but i dont have the patience anymore to do that..i've done it a few times and its been good, but its a headache..and plus she has to learn on me...thats kinda blah about the whole deal..now if i could whore her out, and make money on her..well then :tits:
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Haha! +1 for whoring her out!
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rep points? lol jk
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