whats the youngest girl/guy youve been with???
07-28-2004, 08:42 AM
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but then again thers that lying issue, i had a girl tell me she was 18 once, come to find out she was 14, i dropped that quick, she was so developed and mature....
07-28-2004, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 12MiDNiTe
I was 21 when I was with a 10 year old.
I am listed on the sex offender website for touching boys
www.mostwantedsexoffenders.com
Here is my pic if any of you kiddies are lookin for luv
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I am listed on the sex offender website for touching boys
www.mostwantedsexoffenders.com
Here is my pic if any of you kiddies are lookin for luv
.
07-28-2004, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by phil2
Funny stuff!
Sad thing is that there really is guys out in this world who molest
younger boys and most of them are 28 y/o (Phil2).
j/k
07-28-2004, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by The Eliminator
but then again thers that lying issue, i had a girl tell me she was 18 once, come to find out she was 14, i dropped that quick, she was so developed and mature....
As you say that I remember something that happened to me when I first moved here from Jamaica.
Me and some my boys went to the mall to hang out and pick up on chicks I was 19. We see these two girls walking, this one chick looked mixed asian/black and she was banging, wearing a white short dress and some fuck-me strappy heels. So I call dibs on the hot chick and roll up on them to speak, after about 10 minutes of convo I asked her what school she went to, she said AMS. I wanted to ask her what AMS meant because she said it like I should know and since I was new to Houston I decided I'd just find out from my boys later. So I get the number and all my boys are praising me and what not.
Then we get to the food court and I ask one of my boys what kind of college is AMS, I am figuring it's some kinda ITT or maybe a fashion school or something since the chick was dressed to the nines. My boy starts laughing and says, "Dog, AMS stands for Alief Middle School".
07-30-2004, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
As you say that I remember something that happened to me when I first moved here from Jamaica.
Me and some my boys went to the mall to hang out and pick up on chicks I was 19. We see these two girls walking, this one chick looked mixed asian/black and she was banging, wearing a white short dress and some fuck-me strappy heels. So I call dibs on the hot chick and roll up on them to speak, after about 10 minutes of convo I asked her what school she went to, she said AMS. I wanted to ask her what AMS meant because she said it like I should know and since I was new to Houston I decided I'd just find out from my boys later. So I get the number and all my boys are praising me and what not.
Then we get to the food court and I ask one of my boys what kind of college is AMS, I am figuring it's some kinda ITT or maybe a fashion school or something since the chick was dressed to the nines. My boy starts laughing and says, "Dog, AMS stands for Alief Middle School".
Me and some my boys went to the mall to hang out and pick up on chicks I was 19. We see these two girls walking, this one chick looked mixed asian/black and she was banging, wearing a white short dress and some fuck-me strappy heels. So I call dibs on the hot chick and roll up on them to speak, after about 10 minutes of convo I asked her what school she went to, she said AMS. I wanted to ask her what AMS meant because she said it like I should know and since I was new to Houston I decided I'd just find out from my boys later. So I get the number and all my boys are praising me and what not.
Then we get to the food court and I ask one of my boys what kind of college is AMS, I am figuring it's some kinda ITT or maybe a fashion school or something since the chick was dressed to the nines. My boy starts laughing and says, "Dog, AMS stands for Alief Middle School".
07-30-2004, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Good - then I've suckled several 5 year olds and 1 two year old. What do I win?
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When I was 19 she was 16 - 3yrs...no biggie...recently I was offered sex by a 90 yr old woman at the retirement home I work at, she is rich and offered to pay me...
No way in hell could I do it, no way in hell!
07-30-2004, 01:36 PM
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well as long as you stick to the local animals I guess you are ok. doesnt it say in the bible "Do not covet thy neighbor's wife...just fuck his pets instead."
07-30-2004, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Something like that. And, for the record, I don't fuck them. A little oral and maybe some heavy petting, but that's as far as I'll go.
07-30-2004, 01:48 PM
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whats up with the sheeps here, i actually remember walking through a parn store in nyc and seeing a chick with a lamb on the cover of the tape. thought it was nasty. how can some chick suck off a lamb ewwwwwwwwwwww
07-30-2004, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The Eliminator
whats up with the sheeps here, i actually remember walking through a parn store in nyc and seeing a chick with a lamb on the cover of the tape. thought it was nasty. how can some chick suck off a lamb ewwwwwwwwwwww
07-30-2004, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Yeah, humans. NO - I'm not a pervert. Just neighborhood dogs and cats.
As long as they are your dogs and cats:
1. its not cheating
2. its quite alright
07-30-2004, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by mc222
As long as they are your dogs and cats:
1. its not cheating
2. its quite alright
1. its not cheating
2. its quite alright
07-30-2004, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by mc222
As long as they are your dogs and cats:
1. its not cheating
2. its quite alright
1. its not cheating
2. its quite alright
07-30-2004, 02:02 PM
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you guys are sick, good thing i know you are j/k otherwise, 
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my gf mom told me a story, that she works at a hospital and a guy came in with a huge trench coat, when the doctor came to seem him, he opened his coa and a dead cat was on this guys dick. talk about embarrissing even worse is knowing its a tru story.
, my gf mom told me a story, that she works at a hospital and a guy came in with a huge trench coat, when the doctor came to seem him, he opened his coa and a dead cat was on this guys dick. talk about embarrissing even worse is knowing its a tru story.
07-30-2004, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Do strays count as being in the public domain, and are they stray if I take their collar off?
This is why I always carry around 6 or 7 unique cat and dog collars at all times. If I see a stray I like then I shoot it with a trusty tranq dart and put a collar on it. Then hey, waddaya know, it's my cat/dog. "Oh look I finally found Scruffy."
07-30-2004, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by The Eliminator
you guys are sick, good thing i know you are j/k otherwise, ,
my gf mom told me a story, that she works at a hospital and a guy came in with a huge trench coat, when the doctor came to seem him, he opened his coa and a dead cat was on this guys dick. talk about embarrissing even worse is knowing its a tru story.
, my gf mom told me a story, that she works at a hospital and a guy came in with a huge trench coat, when the doctor came to seem him, he opened his coa and a dead cat was on this guys dick. talk about embarrissing even worse is knowing its a tru story.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brings a whole new visual to the term "Trenchcoat Mafia"
07-30-2004, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by The Eliminator
i also remeber hearing a story of a chick back in h.s. letting her dog eat her ..... thats nasty. wish i didn't remember those stories.
eat her what? her baby making love taco?
07-30-2004, 03:20 PM
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recently I was offered sex by a 90 yr old woman at the retirement home I work at, she is rich and offered to pay me...
No way in hell could I do it, no way in hell!
No way in hell could I do it, no way in hell!
07-30-2004, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by The Eliminator
i also remeber hearing a story of a chick back in h.s. letting her dog eat her ..... thats nasty. wish i didn't remember those stories.
I knew a woman like that...
I guess she likes a big slobbering tongue on her...
mc222 - you should go for the 90 y/o, just make her change her will first, cause if she dies in the middle of it, you still want to get paid.
08-05-2004, 11:55 AM
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12....
But i was 13 at the time, funny part is i had pictures of that girl, it was cute until i got older, put those on the fire when i was about 16
But i was 13 at the time, funny part is i had pictures of that girl, it was cute until i got older, put those on the fire when i was about 16
08-05-2004, 03:12 PM
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12....
But i was 13 at the time, funny part is i had pictures of that girl, it was cute until i got older, put those on the fire when i was about 16
But i was 13 at the time, funny part is i had pictures of that girl, it was cute until i got older, put those on the fire when i was about 16
