"Don't worry, I haven't had a herpes outbreak in weeks."

 

that guy would be i never want to hear that in my life, not atleast for another 10 years

 

 

during : "your tits feel just like your sisters/insert best friends name"

 

"your mom is F$%#@&*^ hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Pull down the panties.. "holy shit.. maybe you should go see the gyno"

 

1. I want to see other people.
2. You're fat.
3. Your cootch stinks.
4. Your friend is hot/Would your friend be interested in having sex with me?
5. I'm just not that into you.
6. You're just like your mother.
7. If I wanted to be happy, I wouldn't be with you.
8. If I wanted to do all of the work, I should have just masterbated.
9. You're ugly.
10. I hate you.
11. You are the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
12. You're my greatest joy and my biggest dissappointment.
13. You dissappoint me.
14. Everytime I look at you I want to vomit.
15. Your sister/friend/mother is better in bed than you.
16. Would you like a "Dirty Sanchez?"

 

That green drip is just from a urinary tract infection!

 

"I'm thinking of modding my car"