Tryin' to pick up the hotties
09-10-2003, 05:02 PM
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Tryin' to pick up the hotties
Ok, first and foremost I'm a dumbshit, with that said....
I was leaving my zoology class (MSU) this afternoon when I spotted this hot s2000. It was new, and completely hot. It was red, making it pop out from the line of parallel parked cars. Then, I see this incredibly large group of absolutely beautiful girls walking toward me. I stopped in front of the s2000. In an impulse decision, I put my notebook on top. of the s2000, pull out my keys, and begin fumbling with them. As the girls passed, several of them said "hey, nice car". I, in my infinite stupidity said, "yeah, wanna go for a ride"...not thinking that there were 10 of them. One of the girls, who was so hot I shit my pants said "sure, but I got to get to class. maybe I'll see you around some time". Again, I said something stupid, "yeah, I'd like that".
After they were out of sight, I left and returned to my halfway decent red cl. I cried the whole way back to my car. Being in front of that car gave me infinite confidence, and extra pimp juice,
Then comes the bad part.
As I reached the parking lot where my cl was parked and I put her in drive, I realized I left my notebook on top of the s2000. stepped on it, cut a few cars off and ran a stop sign to park beside the s2000. The notebook was still there, but as I got out to get it, one of the girls from the group was walking by. My face became redder than the s2000. All I could say was, "sonofabitch, I bought it last week and my battery died. I have to go to walmart with my other car to buy a battery" She smiled and kept walking. Didn't say a thing.
I feel so stupid. Please tell me someone has done something like this before. I swear, my dick leads me to all the wrong places.
I was leaving my zoology class (MSU) this afternoon when I spotted this hot s2000. It was new, and completely hot. It was red, making it pop out from the line of parallel parked cars. Then, I see this incredibly large group of absolutely beautiful girls walking toward me. I stopped in front of the s2000. In an impulse decision, I put my notebook on top. of the s2000, pull out my keys, and begin fumbling with them. As the girls passed, several of them said "hey, nice car". I, in my infinite stupidity said, "yeah, wanna go for a ride"...not thinking that there were 10 of them. One of the girls, who was so hot I shit my pants said "sure, but I got to get to class. maybe I'll see you around some time". Again, I said something stupid, "yeah, I'd like that".
After they were out of sight, I left and returned to my halfway decent red cl. I cried the whole way back to my car. Being in front of that car gave me infinite confidence, and extra pimp juice,
Then comes the bad part.
As I reached the parking lot where my cl was parked and I put her in drive, I realized I left my notebook on top of the s2000. stepped on it, cut a few cars off and ran a stop sign to park beside the s2000. The notebook was still there, but as I got out to get it, one of the girls from the group was walking by. My face became redder than the s2000. All I could say was, "sonofabitch, I bought it last week and my battery died. I have to go to walmart with my other car to buy a battery" She smiled and kept walking. Didn't say a thing.
I feel so stupid. Please tell me someone has done something like this before. I swear, my dick leads me to all the wrong places.
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09-10-2003, 06:25 PM
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I've done stupid things before, but this one is kinda neat.
When someone asks you "What your most embarassing moment is ?" you'll at least be able to tell them this story
09-10-2003, 06:28 PM
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damn thats pretty bad, it woulda been better if you had went "yea this one is not mine, i used to have one just like it, guess i'm kinda reminiscing. i can take you for a ride in my new Cl though!"
09-10-2003, 06:49 PM
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it would be funny if you went and rented one just to save face and tell them that dealer took care of the battery and you decided to trade it in for a cl because it has a back seat. wanna see it 
Funny story bro
Funny story bro
09-10-2003, 07:08 PM
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Why does this post remind me of those guys in Sixteen Candles who finally see women's panties for the first time?
Why does this post remind me of those guys in Sixteen Candles who finally see women's panties for the first time?
09-10-2003, 07:15 PM
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Damn, that's fucking great. And the walmart line was classic - shows confidence that you actually gave up a moderately-amusing excuse for having to get a new battery. You could definately get some from at least one of those chicks.
09-10-2003, 07:44 PM
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man If i came out and saw you had your notebook on top of my brand new s2000, not only would I call you out, id beat you up.
and i dont care if im female and weaker. id still try anyway.
and i dont care if im female and weaker. id still try anyway.
09-11-2003, 04:43 AM
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Jus t be glad it was not one of the girls' car. I had a girl do the reverse to me in college - too bad for her she was using my car - I think the poor thing had a heart attack when I pulled out the remote and unlocked it.
09-11-2003, 06:27 AM
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That was one of thefunniest stories I've read in a while...thanks! I want to know what would you have done if it was one of the girl's car? Or better yet if one actually took you up on the offer to go for a ride?
We've all done stupid shit before...but I must say it's so much better laughing at other people's screw ups.
09-11-2003, 04:10 PM
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what's wrong with the CL? i love CL's, i get alot of looks in mine too. It's funny though, since i got my CL back in feb, i look for CL's then see if they have hot guys driving them....more often than not it's older people and girls...but i get lucky once in a while.
at least all the hooked up CL's i have seen so far have all had cute guys driving them...haha
at least all the hooked up CL's i have seen so far have all had cute guys driving them...haha
09-12-2003, 09:46 PM
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Originally posted by bkknight369
yea but usually the "lower" head isnt so cleaver
props for the attempt
yea but usually the "lower" head isnt so cleaver
props for the attempt
might wanna get that checked out, sometimes the brain is what gets you in trouble.
09-13-2003, 10:07 PM
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I follow my head, it knows what the deal is. Granted i havent made the best decisions all the time, but god only gave me enough blood to use brain at a time.
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