Tattoo on a woman's lower-back = great sex?
12-29-2005, 01:48 AM
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Not a fan of lower back, ass cheek, neck, face, or any other place tatoos.
Since the weather here never goes below 80, I see a lot of them and I have some advice:
If you're a female who's 65lbs overweight, nobody is gonna think your cool or freaky or kinky or whatever the fuck when your showing off your "tat" and they see your giant love handles hanging over the waistline of your designer jeans. You know who you are and you make us all sick
Since the weather here never goes below 80, I see a lot of them and I have some advice:
If you're a female who's 65lbs overweight, nobody is gonna think your cool or freaky or kinky or whatever the fuck when your showing off your "tat" and they see your giant love handles hanging over the waistline of your designer jeans. You know who you are and you make us all sick
12-29-2005, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by StypeCL
I think their ink is a "Slut Stamp"
I would share some information, but you guys are too stupid to appreciate it!
12-29-2005, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkSithGirl
You guys are ass'!! I have that tattoo and the worst thing I have ever done is a 6 guy gangbang!
Well that does prove us wrong
But really anyone to get a "fad" tattoo is a jackass especially right now. Maybe if they got it when it first came out but anyone getting a tattoo that's a fad is kinda slow.
12-29-2005, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkSithGirl
You guys are ass'!! That's like saying all guys with dicks are whores.....oh what a minute!! I would share some information, but you guys are too stupid to appreciate it!
I would share some information, but you guys are too stupid to appreciate it!
12-29-2005, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkSithGirl
You guys are ass'!! That's like saying all guys with dicks are whores.....oh what a minute!! I would share some information, but you guys are too stupid to appreciate it!
I would share some information, but you guys are too stupid to appreciate it!Why is your text in orange?
12-29-2005, 08:58 AM
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I conducted a scientific research on this last night while going to the local strip joint. The classy and very cute chicks were not tatttoed. The slutty ones had them and they all seemed to have their a$$ holes pretty stretched. My 
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12-29-2005, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
So how long have you had yours for? 
Ive heard it all as far as the implications of my tats and piercings. If that kind of thing bugs you, then you're getting them done for the wrong reasons.
12-29-2005, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mamboking
I conducted a scientific research on this last night while going to the local strip joint. The classy and very cute chicks were not tatttoed. The slutty ones had them and they all seemed to have their a$$ holes pretty stretched. My .
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12-29-2005, 09:16 AM
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http://rohnjob.com/articles/00001.html
"The real tragedy is that most of them aren't even remotely interesting or attractive, they're flat-out obnoxious. Butterflies, Chinese letters, and Tribal symbols should all be displayed proudly--but only if they bear some tangential relationship to your fucking existence. You think little girls in Beijing dream of branding themselves with lines from Walt Whitman? "
"I can't count how many times the Rohnjob staff is out for some beers and we see a girl with some non-sensical tattoo larger than a boxing glove right above her exposed thong and collectively think, now there's some bar trash--let's buy her a shot of jager! Now that young sass might be a woman of the utmost virtue--and it's never a good idea to judge a book by its cover--but every man's slut-sensor goes off the chart when we see one of these things. "
"The real tragedy is that most of them aren't even remotely interesting or attractive, they're flat-out obnoxious. Butterflies, Chinese letters, and Tribal symbols should all be displayed proudly--but only if they bear some tangential relationship to your fucking existence. You think little girls in Beijing dream of branding themselves with lines from Walt Whitman? "
"I can't count how many times the Rohnjob staff is out for some beers and we see a girl with some non-sensical tattoo larger than a boxing glove right above her exposed thong and collectively think, now there's some bar trash--let's buy her a shot of jager! Now that young sass might be a woman of the utmost virtue--and it's never a good idea to judge a book by its cover--but every man's slut-sensor goes off the chart when we see one of these things. "
12-29-2005, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by dom
Why is your text in orange?
All her posts are always in orange - I think it means "I used to be a slut so I got the tramp stamp but now I've found Jesus and I can't afford to have it lasered off."
12-29-2005, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Realistically, if you want a "larger" tattoo that doesn't show easily, where is a girl supposed to get it done? :ibnotgetoneatall:
Please note my use of the word "likely"...
12-29-2005, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
http://rohnjob.com/articles/00001.html
"The real tragedy is that most of them aren't even remotely interesting or attractive, they're flat-out obnoxious. Butterflies, Chinese letters, and Tribal symbols should all be displayed proudly--but only if they bear some tangential relationship to your fucking existence. You think little girls in Beijing dream of branding themselves with lines from Walt Whitman? "
"I can't count how many times the Rohnjob staff is out for some beers and we see a girl with some non-sensical tattoo larger than a boxing glove right above her exposed thong and collectively think, now there's some bar trash--let's buy her a shot of jager! Now that young sass might be a woman of the utmost virtue--and it's never a good idea to judge a book by its cover--but every man's slut-sensor goes off the chart when we see one of these things. "
"The real tragedy is that most of them aren't even remotely interesting or attractive, they're flat-out obnoxious. Butterflies, Chinese letters, and Tribal symbols should all be displayed proudly--but only if they bear some tangential relationship to your fucking existence. You think little girls in Beijing dream of branding themselves with lines from Walt Whitman? "
"I can't count how many times the Rohnjob staff is out for some beers and we see a girl with some non-sensical tattoo larger than a boxing glove right above her exposed thong and collectively think, now there's some bar trash--let's buy her a shot of jager! Now that young sass might be a woman of the utmost virtue--and it's never a good idea to judge a book by its cover--but every man's slut-sensor goes off the chart when we see one of these things. "
12-29-2005, 09:33 AM
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The size of the tattoo matters not to me (for the most part; you cant be the puzzle-fish-eating dude from the Xfiles). Poor quality, bad design, and uneven depth kills me.
12-29-2005, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
I wish my giraffe tattoo netted a shot of jager when I went out.
12-29-2005, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Giraffe tattoos, as a rule, aren't slutty unless they start at your ankle and go all the way up your leg with him munching on the "foliage" up top. Just like my Babar the Elephant tattoo on my neck isn't "meathead-ish".
12-29-2005, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Giraffe tattoos, as a rule, aren't slutty unless they start at your ankle and go all the way up your leg with him munching on the "foliage" up top. Just like my Babar the Elephant tattoo on my neck isn't "meathead-ish".
Im kicking myself for not doing a Dahli-style one, tho.
12-29-2005, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Worst pickup line ever: "So how far down does that thing go down."
Im kicking myself for not doing a Dahli-style one, tho.
Im kicking myself for not doing a Dahli-style one, tho.
Dahli-Lama
Big hitter that Lama....Long. Or do you mean Dali
12-29-2005, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mamboking
Classy in a slutty kind of way.... u know what i mean
I know what you mean. The strippers who don't give you a tugjob in the private dancing area for an extra $5. If you can hear her labia clapping when she walk by, and it sounds like two pieces of wet ham being slapped together, she is not "classy".
12-29-2005, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
If you can hear her labia clapping when she walk by, and it sounds like two pieces of wet ham being slapped together, she is not "classy".
OMG
"is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
12-29-2005, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Ham? I thought they were Roast Beef curtains?
12-29-2005, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Dahli's llama was my 2nd choice...
But yes, I meant this:
Awesome.
But yes, I meant this:
Awesome.
Suite
I used to love Dali, then I moved out of my dorm room.
