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Old 01-01-2008, 11:09 PM
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For a story at least....
Old 01-02-2008, 12:52 AM
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I been around one that smelled through the pants as well. It was my ex, and honestly, I think it was because she wore the same undies two days in a row.

The other two that smelled, one was a stripper, and the other was a one night stand. It's a nasty smell ain't it....like it's been beat or not taken care of. Honestly....just stay away from it. From my understanding from what I've read, it might be infected with an std.
Old 01-02-2008, 03:43 AM
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Indeed it is, Me and the Chuckster (darksom1) are a hoot and a half.
I dont know why but that shit just made me crack up right now hahaha
Old 01-02-2008, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by derrick
But I recall a line from an Ice Cube movie, "The blacker the meat, the sweeter the juice." Does that apply in your case?
No it's Smokey saying, "The older the berry the sweeter the juice."
Then Craig corrects him, "Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Old 01-03-2008, 12:11 AM
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No it's Smokey saying, "The older the berry the sweeter the juice."
Then Craig corrects him, "Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Fa Sho!!
Old 01-03-2008, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by is300eater
yeah, I'm not into golden showers either it was just a possible suggestion... but I can tell you this... one time I was about to take a leak and my g/f at the time walked in, I jokingly said... "wanna hold 'it'..."? and so she did... BOY! What a turn-on!
my husband keeps cracking jokes about me holding it and aiming it for him.

I want to do it once just to freak him out, but i cant bring myself to do that.
Old 01-03-2008, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
my husband keeps cracking jokes about me holding it and aiming it for him.

I want to do it once just to freak him out, but i cant bring myself to do that.
C'mon! By now you gotta be used to grabbing that thang and doing what you want with it! LOL! Just pretend you are watering plants in the garden or putting out a fire! I do with mine!
Old 01-04-2008, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
C'mon! By now you gotta be used to grabbing that thang and doing what you want with it! LOL! Just pretend you are watering plants in the garden or putting out a fire! I do with mine!
That crack me up
Old 01-04-2008, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
C'mon! By now you gotta be used to grabbing that thang and doing what you want with it! LOL! Just pretend you are watering plants in the garden or putting out a fire! I do with mine!
ROFL!
Old 01-04-2008, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
my husband keeps cracking jokes about me holding it and aiming it for him.

I want to do it once just to freak him out, but i cant bring myself to do that.
my ex did that for me..then she shook it more then twice
Old 01-04-2008, 05:52 PM
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Old 01-07-2008, 06:25 PM
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Update: Replaced Stanky Vag
Problem: She is saving herself for marriage
Story: Worked with her and that whole time she wanted me to go to church with her and she had a boyfriend who was also saving himself and they had been dating for 3 years. Ran into her at the mall, I am in dick mode so I was like "Fuck it lets go out" We go out, she likes me, we make out.

The bad:
22 year old virgin, small ass, I don't want to date her and told her I didn't and that I would just be messing around with her but I think she will start to like me and want to date me, I think she still loves her boyfriend, she is expensive and asks me questions like "what were you doing?"
The good:
Oral will be there, D cup breast, slim, nice girl, extreme neat freak and always smells good and always has shaven legs.
Old 01-07-2008, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by KSuchdeve
No it's Smokey saying, "The older the berry the sweeter the juice."
Then Craig corrects him, "Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweatier the poon."
Let me correct this for Darksom
Old 01-07-2008, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by lembowski
Let me correct this for Darksom
Haha 'Bowski, you know once you go black you can't wait til you go back!
Old 01-07-2008, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Update: Replaced Stanky Vag
Problem: She is saving herself for marriage
Story: Worked with her and that whole time she wanted me to go to church with her and she had a boyfriend who was also saving himself and they had been dating for 3 years. Ran into her at the mall, I am in dick mode so I was like "Fuck it lets go out" We go out, she likes me, we make out.

The bad:
22 year old virgin, small ass, I don't want to date her and told her I didn't and that I would just be messing around with her but I think she will start to like me and want to date me, I think she still loves her boyfriend, she is expensive and asks me questions like "what were you doing?"
The good:
Oral will be there, D cup breast, slim, nice girl, extreme neat freak and always smells good and always has shaven legs.
Yo JJ, is she a rough rider? Does she giddee up in the saddle, or does she come with that my lil pony bullshit?!? Holla at ya boy!
Old 01-08-2008, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Haha 'Bowski, you know once you go black you can't wait til you go back!
Haha....my white ass hit the middle ground with a filipino chick lol
Old 01-10-2008, 09:57 AM
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Time for me to contribute.

I had my first stinking snatch last night.

It wasn't a bad small per say, just a smell. 1st time I've had that experience.

It wasn't very pleasant & kinda killed my mood.

I cut it short. At least it's not someone I'm going to have a long term fling with.
Old 01-10-2008, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by fuzzy02CLS
Time for me to contribute.

I had my first stinking snatch last night.

It wasn't a bad small per say, just a smell. 1st time I've had that experience.

It wasn't very pleasant & kinda killed my mood.

I cut it short. At least it's not someone I'm going to have a long term fling with.
Old 01-10-2008, 12:31 PM
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Man you gotta be fuckin with some raunchy chicks if you can smell her vag through her clothes
Old 01-10-2008, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by lembowski
Haha....my white ass hit the middle ground with a filipino chick lol
Me likee filipino!!
Old 01-10-2008, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by fuzzy02CLS
Time for me to contribute.

I had my first stinking snatch last night.

It wasn't a bad small per say, just a smell. 1st time I've had that experience.

It wasn't very pleasant & kinda killed my mood.

I cut it short. At least it's not someone I'm going to have a long term fling with.
Yo fuzzy that will fuck up a good time huh man? LOL!
Old 01-10-2008, 11:04 PM
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I guess I can contribute, but the only thing is... this happened a long time ago when I was working at Nordstrom... She worked at the makeup counter... the line was "Clinque"... Their uniform was this white smock kinda look like a fancy lab coat. I'm pretty sure they still have the same uniform to this day... anyway, she was still living with her folks and I lived very far away from this store (I took a promotion to a store far away), so we would just fool around in my truck in the mall's parking lot afterwards, I guess those smocks that they wore are made of some material that has no ventilation and not very breathable... so by the time she got off work she would be pretty sweaty under there... and she was a "wet" one if you get my drift... anyway, it was kinda dreadful, but something about a Nordstrom makeup counter girl with the uniform was a huge turn-on The "fling" lasted about a month.

she also tried giving me a "snowball" once, but that's a whole other story

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Old 01-10-2008, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by is300eater
she also tried giving me a "snowball" once, but that's a whole other story
Old 01-11-2008, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by is300eater
she also tried giving me a "snowball" once, but that's a whole other story
Ok...I admit...I have no fucking clue what that is!! Please enlighten me someone...help a brother out, tho from the sound of it, I'm gonna wish I hadn't asked I bet! LOL!
Old 01-11-2008, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Ok...I admit...I have no fucking clue what that is!! Please enlighten me someone...help a brother out, tho from the sound of it, I'm gonna wish I hadn't asked I bet! LOL!
I dont think you really wanna know dude
its when you bust in a girls mouth and she doesnt swallow it and tries to kiss you with her mouthful of your load
Old 01-11-2008, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Ok...I admit...I have no fucking clue what that is!! Please enlighten me someone...help a brother out, tho from the sound of it, I'm gonna wish I hadn't asked I bet! LOL!
it's amazing that it's actually in wikipedia!

hmmmmm my copy and paste didn't come out... anyway go to wikipedia and enter "snowball sexual act"

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Old 01-11-2008, 12:47 AM
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thats unreal lol...look up hot karl see if thats in there haha
Old 01-11-2008, 06:02 AM
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Nah, when dude said I don't really wanna know...that confirmed it for me...I DON'T REALLY WANNA KNOW! Not gonna look...
Old 01-14-2008, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by lembowski
Haha....my white ass hit the middle ground with a filipino chick lol






Fly pinay ova here! Well, minus the "fly" part. I just like to rhyme!
Old 01-21-2008, 04:28 AM
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That's really odd how you can smell her vagina thru her clothes. That's a real trip.

How do you smell it? Is she in a handstand position when she's talking to you or something?
Old 01-21-2008, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Vietnastee
That's really odd how you can smell her vagina thru her clothes. That's a real trip.

How do you smell it? Is she in a handstand position when she's talking to you or something?
sitting next to me in the car is one example
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