JJ4Short

So I met a girl some time ago and I always noticed a smell when around her. Now I have been around 4 vaginas in my life and this has never happened. But I could smell her vagina through her clothes. This is something that I can always smell when around her. I know its her vajayjay because I have touched it before and thats the smell. So I talked to her about it and she knows its there but says its never been a problem and no one has ever mentioned it to her before. She said she went to the gyno in august (I smelled it before august) and they didnt say anything either.

So maybe I dont have enough vaginas under my belt but all the others have had a light to barely medium smell compared to hers. Its not fishy or stinky its just extra vaginay.

Anyone come across this?

Whiskers

What's the names of the four vagina you hang around with?

Costco

Before I read the post, I was about to say they all smell like that.

Maybe she doesn't clean down, or should I say up there? Either way that's bad news.... even if its not infested I wouldn't wanna put my face near it...

amisconception

Maybe it's a black thing?

Either way, you must love her to tolerate it.

JJ4Short

the other 4 have been black, no odor

and no I dont love her nor tolerate it. I rarely see her and she lives down the street. I was just curious.

MarbleGT

thats gross.

Whiskers

You can smell it a couple of blacks... I mean blocks away....

invisiblewar

so is it like a neighborly hello kinda thing

" hey there how ya doin!?, By the way, your vagina smells prrettty funkeh."

JnC

iTrader: (12)

This Christmas buy her one of these,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

and make sure she uses it.

S A CHO

Never once have I smelled a chicks vagina through her clothes...

I wouldn't be able to tolerate it...

JJ4Short

EXACTLY ok thank you guys I know I am not insane
Either way I am not touching it again and have been avoiding her until last night when I called her on it.
How is this never an issue with the other guys she has dated, the last 2 were white, white guys are into ATM and other nasty shit...hmmm

JnC

iTrader: (12)

I am amazed as you doubted yourself after touching it . If you think it smells and cant tolerate it then there shouldnt be any ambiguity . Its funny how some girls are totally oblivious to the fact that their couchee smells like a dead dog ..

sho_nuff1997

iTrader: (2)

the other guys were prolly just to chicken shit to say anything. she doesn't clean it rite. some europeans have a strong giner odor that emanates through their clothing. Sometimes you can smell it when the come up to you in the club. I attribute it to the lack of hygiene skills.

doopstr

You can smell it through her clothes and she says not a problem? Probably yeast infection.

virtualbong

This thread is arousing me...

GreenMonster

Maybe every time you see her she's just had sex ?? I'v smelt "sex" on a lot of women before...

It could just be that she's got an extra smelly pussy too... If it's not fishy or stanky smelling, then maybe it's just something people have to get used to/deal with...

It would drive me nuts if I could smell pussy on a sexy chick I was talking to... Once I get that smell, there's only one thing on my mind

GIBSON6594

I know that smell

RaviNJCLs

iTrader: (4)

If it's that bad, it's time to walk.

spdy0001

A+ post sir

phil2

Try cleaning it out by floodin the cave next time you hit it!

virtualbong

Where is the smiley for...

iwant1

@ this thred. +reps to JJ!

JJ4Short

As for the smell and if I can smell it blah blah blah
Basically I have had mixed reviews when it comes to Vag's. My ex would always wash up before she let me touch her at all times. The 2 after her I always told I was coming over so I am sure they did the same. Mixed reviews come from friends who I remember would ask how I could tolerate eating vag because of the smell, now at that time I had never come across a smelly vag, now I have so I wasn't sure if it was normal?

That has crossed my mind as well but since I am not dating her I never said anything. She says she hasn't gotten any in almost a year now...hmmm. We have a weird friendship.

PillsburyChoboy

You must have a nose of a bloodhound or she must be in heat. I'm not sure I've ever known anyone who could actually smell vag in a non-compromising position. I guess a good test would be to bring her around your friends when the scent is strong and ask them (when she's not there of course) if they noticed the odor of poon.

JJ4Short

Hmmm I dunno about that.
She is not my girlfriend and not someone I would probably date so my friends dont really know about her. Plus my friends are mean as hell.

As for nose of a blood hound, I do tend to smell things a lot and have a weird thing that if I get sick and I smell or taste something around that time whenever I smell it thereafter I get sick.

Same thing goes with sex. I have had after long day of work sex which was the smell of genitals locked up and sweating the whole day but now I associate that smell with sex so its cool. LOL

BTW I asked my friends this but my friends are girls and they would not admit to having a stinky poon and since you guys are anonymous I tend to believe you more.

03silvertypeS

I've encountered the smelly vag as well, unfortunately for me, she was the first girl I fooled around with so I thought all girls smelled like that. Thank God, we only laster through HS, I definitely wouldn't have known what I was missing. No other girl after her that I've spent any time playing around with had a scent anywhere close to hers. I'm not sure what the cause is, but from my experience, some girls just have strong scents while others have minimal or none.

OrngeAc3.2

i didnt read every post in this thread b/c i almost threw up in my mouth about 6 times just reading the first post! but, if you want to play with they pudussy again, tell that girl to start eating yogurt daily! it helps with body odor (read it or heard it somewhere)...and, if you have already talked to her about it, tell her to take a real long bath before you get it in again...let that meat marinate in soapy water

virtualbong

I was talking to my gf about this and she did point out something interesting...maybe she constantly gets wet or when she gets wet it is like a waterfall and she doesn't clean up so the fluid is just stinkin' it up in her pants.

Maybe you should ask her to stop playing with herself all day long or at least clean up afterwards.

JnC

iTrader: (12)

Again, personal hygiene is the key to a stink free punnani. Play, fiddle and fondle all you want to with your couchee but make sure you shower and take care of it as well, that stink is one of those bad memories that gets etched into your mind if you come across it and never goes away

JJ4Short

see thats the thing its not a true stink in those terms. Like if I bought pizza and it smelled like old mayo, then . But if it had an overwhelming pizza scent it would be more like "why the fuck can I smell your pizza 2 doors down." Basically I am trying to rationalize the fact that greenmonster hit the nail on the head. I am scared because this smell now is associated with vagina so its starting to get to the point where its like Hmm sex.

fdl

How often does she shower? Maybe she should throw in a bath now and then.

derrick

I had a GF who called the 'smell' which you refer to as "funk factor". She exercised fairly often and we had sex all the time. Maybe I was a contributing factor? I don't know for sure but I do strongly believe that diet and hygiene have a lot to do with this odor.

1) Have said friend to change her diet a bit ... maybe less meat / processed food. Yogurt (acidophillis) may help, but that's if the person gets yeast infections often. JJ said the girl went to the doctor's and diagnosing a yeast infection is fairly easy (although there is such thing as a 'silent' infection, but not common)

2) have her wear more 'breathable' clothes ... sometimes the crotch sweat (re: bacteria) can add to the stank. It's weird to think the sulfur-producing bacteria are located in your pits, groin and feet -- warm and moist places. Keeping things dry prevents stink build up.

3) NO DOUCHING! It may help today but will make her more susceptible to yeast infections / bladder infections. Sure, the stank may be washed away but it also washes away good bacteria that prevent infection.

Good luck dude. Maybe I'm OK with a stinky poon.

But I recall a line from an Ice Cube movie, "The blacker the meat, the sweeter the juice." Does that apply in your case?

JJ4Short

Well from what I have seen is she drinks massive amounts of soda and eats pizza all the time. She is extremely skinny, 5'8 110lbs, but has large natural breast (I would rather ass meat then tittays but you know why)...which is strange. So she doesnt care about what she eats much. I told her she needs to change her diet because I think she is going to die eating that shit but whatever.

As for breathable clothing, I normally only see her after work after she has changed. I dunno I will talk to her today.

Whiskers

Poon never smells good...There are levels of bad though....

JJ4Short

Ok how about this. I washed my hands normally and could still smell it on my fingers slightly. Had to go back and wash them again. BTW you guys may be right. She is EXTREMELY messy, so I wonder if that passes over to the vag area.

GreenMonster

and

GreenMonster

Whiskers

You will now be know as JJ CoochHands....

JnC

iTrader: (12)

Thats just sick dude, get yourself tetanus shots if you went for a muff diving session on her.

virtualbong