1StGenCL

Saw this thread on the R6 board and thought i would start one here. Hopefully it is not against the new rules or a repost, with that i will start

My ex and i were hanging out at her parents house one sunday when we decided to go find a spot, since it was Sunday the church was out but the used car dealership was closed so that looked like a good spot. It was well off the road so we pulled in behind the closed gate and parked right in line with the cars for sale. We were going at in the back when all the sudden we hear a girl say "oh,i like that one" and then we see her face pressed closely in on the back window to see thru the tint, as she screams we see her dads face pressed up closely on the other side. I jumped in the front naked and took off. Haha what a day

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PavDog

classic!

I used to get the "flashlight tap" on the window.. "Excuse me sir, may I see your license & registration...". Too funny. Totally worth it tho.

EPS CL

Why do I keep looking at your avatar, then the thread title, then your avatar again?

doopstr

I got busted by a Priest when I was 17. We were parked in the back of the church parking lot. Nice Christian I am

55M2G7L

got caught at a local pond, got the flashlight tap

18anatak

I am 19 years old during this one, and at a New Years Party back in 99. You know the story. Got drunk, decided it'd be a good idea to take some X (only time ever) and started hitting on this 37 year old. We go into the garage, and I start fucking her on top of a BMW. Just then the door opens, and someone goes to take out the trash from the party. And who could it be, but her DAUGHTER. (it was a company function, they both worked for the company). Her daughter goes, "What are you doing with my MOM!" Now half the party is looking at me half naked on top of this car, fucking this old chick. I pulled out, pulled up my pants, and got the fuck out of there.

is300eater

I guess the closest to being interrupted was this one time... me and the girl I was dating at the time.... went down to the beach, and just parked in beach parking lot... she went down on me... it was a cold night... and luckily the windows got all fogged up from the heavy breathing... I just unloaded in her mouth.. when I I got a knock on the window... scared the crap out of us... I had a jacket... that was laying beside me... covered it... rolled down the window... it was the beach patrol... he just told us that it was pass 10pm and the beach was close... that was about it...


Another time... with a different girl... we drove out to Ortega Highway (by the way... if any of you guys are from O.C. or comin' out here... it's a really fun road to drive), anyway... she has suggested turning off to some dirt road to have sex... it was a hot day... and I was kinda sweaty... and just didn't feel very "clean" but she kept saying how fun it'd be... so I found a road and turned... again... it was a very hot day... so I just rolled down the windows... ALL of it... thinking it was kinda a abandon area... so we got in the back seat... and started doing the deed... but turned it that road led to another area... apparently... it was a common used road... but we didn't stop... just kept going... she came... but I didn't because I was getting kinda embarrass... the people driving by could see me and it was pretty obvious what we where doing... some people honked... cheering us on...

JaredGMS

17th B-day, dating this hot little latin chick. We sneek out late on a school night. I was driving an '87 Izusu p-up at the time...no room for hanky-panky....so we lay across the bench seet with our feet hanging out of a door.

then the cops come....they thought someone was stealing a stereo...trying to nut and I get a felony stop with guns drawn..fun.

Then on my honeymoon, we were supposed to have out beds on the cruise pushed together to make one big bed, but it didn't happen. We called service, and they said they would be up in ~45 min to fix it....in the meantime I was bareassed balls deep in the new wifey, when Jose the steward walks in on my 280lb white ass pulsating....poor guy

RMATIC09

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Chinisimo

at the stories

Shiffy

yea, definately a very entertaining thread....to bad I dont have any stories to share

GoDucksCLSPride

thats the best yet

Shiffy

sasha

I assume the mom is divorced?

Shiffy

haha, thats a good question. I didnt even think of that.

PavDog

I'd bet she is now.

mrwiggs

I pulled over one night on a side street by a park and got into the back seat with this girl Heather. I have tv's in the back seats so i was watching porn while fucking her, also had the sun roof open to let that nice summer breeze in. I'm quit happy with myself and dont have a care in the world, but then she says "I think someone's watching?" Low and behold a parking cop put a ticket on my windshield. I got a 30$ ticket and he got a free show, then as i was putting my pants back on a cop cruiser came buy but I just drove off.

Shiffy

nice call with the porn!

cma2180

shoulda stuck around and hit on the daughter

18anatak

I have no clue. I didnt even get her name, and I never saw her again.

nandowong

eric has the whole story posted somewhere else.


and yeah should have banged the daugher :humpbanana:

KCPreki11

TSX CSI

When i was 17 I was drivng my now ex-girlfriend home and she decided that she wanted to get my engine going before we got back to her place (parents away for the week). So while i am driving my 1988 Ford Bronco II, she decides to undo my pants and and start singing into the microphone. So now I am loving life and have no intentions of going straight home since this is the first and only (you'll see why) time she has ever done this. So i am taking the long way home over the dam (its like a 1/2 mile empty road, one side 300 foot drop, the other side 30 feet drop to deep ass resevoir) At this point I am mighty relaxed and do the old look to the sky and say thanks to lord for creating such a good little girl. Well, i wasnt looking as i am about to blow and the car must have kinda drifted to the right and hit the curb. Now i am right on the brink, she picks her head up and looks and me and BAM right on the side of the face, in her eye, in her hair. I am trying to keep the truck from flipping and she is hitting me telling me i did it on purpose. When we get to her house her older brother (cop) and his girlfriend are already there. So we walk in and i have this shit eating grin on my face and Kristin goes running by her brother holding her eye, into her room with my demon seed all over her hair.

ahhhhhhhh memories

RMATIC09

hjahahah good story CSI....awesome.

Dan Martin

@ demon seed

CGTSX2004

iTrader: (1)

This thread is just too funny...

PavDog

i love teh 'ol unexpected "face shot".. (giving one--you pervs)

:pornstar:

Doc.Booty

I read two stories in this thread and decided i had to stop, i can't laugh this much at work

Jerky

Caught during self sex?


Has your right hand ever caught you cheating with your left hand?



oooh that would be awkward and embarassing!!!

TSX CSI

Come on, i know there has to be some funny stories out there.....

DarkSithGirl

there are some hilarious stories out there...just can't tell em! :wink:

yuhoo22

I was 18 and a freshman in college away, first time seeing my ex girl in a few weeks. Since it was the middle of the afternoon and there was some traffic, I suggest that she gives me some road head before we made it back to my dorm. She hesitated a little, but finally started it like her life depended on it.

So while enjoying the service and looking to the sky and thanking the big guy upstairs I hear a woman say "Looks like you're having a rough day". I look over at the car to my left and behold is her PARENTS grinning from ear to ear! They are waving to me and smiling asking me how school is and when is the next time I am coming over to the house for dinner. I told them I was "cumming real soon". They say ok, and to drive carefully and asked if they could cut in front of me to take the next exit. Of course I say ok. The dad then says "You're the man", honks horn and then is gone. That's right I'm the man, I had my d1ck in your daughters mouth in traffic and still didn't bat and eye!

The best thing was that she got off on me talking to her rents and started sucking faster and faster and made me blow my load in her mouth just seconds after I got the horn honk from her dad. LOL She was always a dirty little slut.

PavDog

^^that's awesome. she was a keeper!

oneilc

that's hot

TSX CSI

now thats what i'm talkin bout

darrinb

thats some crazy shit

alpswd

kensico dam? ??

Junkster

I've lost count on how many times frat bros would sing "Bring back that lovin' feelin'" while I was hittin' it... the girls loved it though.

Junkster, who used to do the same thing to the other bros

TSX CSI

Holy shit, yeah thats the one. What a small flippin world

Shoofin

2 stories...WOW I can't believe it's been so long...

I was maybe 17-18 years old, went onto the beach with my then girlfriend. She was a little bit of a prude, and I was a typical "innocent" teenager (I really was!), we took a sleeping bag with us and was lying on the sand fooling around. Considering how much of a prude she was, I tried to get as much as I can from her, which in the end wasn't much else other than blue balls. It was a cool spring night, so it was a lil chilly. This beach is a private beach, so when they say it's closed at 10pm, it's closed at 10pm! Anyways we were laying low, and at some point I saw flashlights from a distance looking around the sand from the road leading to the beach.Crap! Cops! They ended up coming to us and reminding us that the beach was closed by 10pm, but they actually told us we could stay a little bit longer and "finish up", but we left shortly afterwards...

Another occasion(I wasn't so innocent anymore), Cancun Mexico, the hotels management there are like nazi bastards when it comes to non-guests trying to spend the night in their hotel, they see it as loss of money. Anyways I had this girl all over me all night long, we were coming home from a foam party(those things ROCK), after we left, I had to sneak into her hotel. I was successful, or so I thought, I made it into her room. The entrances to the rooms were outdoors though, so security could see people that go into the rooms, even from the ground by the entrance. We were a little bit sticky from the foam, so we started the marathon by jumping in the shower. It was going great, I was getting my thing on, and it was even more of a turn on that this chick was older than me (I was like 21, she was 28), and digged me so much more, considering all my friends I was with tried getting her in bed and I was the only successful one because she only wanted me. So we're in the shower having the time of our lives, we hear some crazy ass pounding on the door. It got real annoying to the point where this girl got out to see who was out there. It was Security with handcuffs ready to throw me out. We managed to get him to wait for me to get dressed, and he tried to cuff me, but it didn't happen, but he did escort me to the security office where he took my information(i didn't give him my real name) and threatened me if he ever sees me in the hotel again, he would have me arrested. I wasn't worried about that security guard, but I was worried about getting arrested, especially in Mexico..They are corrupt like you don't know. Needless to say, I vowed to never go to Cancun again as a single man, and was successful.
Ed