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Old 11-20-2004, 01:08 PM
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So what do you say when you see a girl you want to talk to

OK im usually allright with going up to chics and talkin at parties and whatnot,

but im talking about when your walking around like a strip mall or around the college campus etc, what do you say to start conversation (ie. when they are by themselves, or when they are with another girlfriend)

Other then my typical "Hey, how ya doin"
Old 11-20-2004, 01:12 PM
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Anything non-cheesy and non-threatening. Be casual so a friendly joke would work.
Old 11-20-2004, 01:16 PM
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yea ive tried it but i want somethin that can quickly turn into a conversation that way we can talk for a lil you know
Old 11-20-2004, 01:43 PM
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how about "hi". maybe even "hi. i'm joe. What's your name?"
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"Hello, you give me a throbbing erection."
Old 11-20-2004, 02:02 PM
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'does this look like herpes to you?'
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Smile and say Hi, then depending on where you are you can say something related to
your sorroundings. Example: -In a Mall- " Hi, do you know on what side of the mall Banana
Republic is?" Then when she answers, change the subject and talk to her in a friendly way.
Make her laugh! If you are not a comedian, do something stupid like blow a fart!

**Different scenario**

-In the mall-

"Hi there! This mall really needs store upgrades. I hate coming here and not being able
to find what i'm looking for. Do you know of any nearby xxx stores? " Do you like it from the
back? Cuz your booty looks like it's in perfect shape for it.
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Originally Posted by DivineCL
If you are not a comedian, do something stupid like blow a fart!
Let me guess, you're single?
Old 11-20-2004, 03:26 PM
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If you two are just standing around nera each other a simple hi usually works well. I've had many great mall conversations, even some friendships, that have occured because one of us made the effort to say hello. When people try to get too creative in that dept it usually backfires anyway, in my experience.
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
'does this look like herpes to you?'



Just say hi and don't think about it too much
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
If you two are just standing around nera each other a simple hi usually works well. I've had many great mall conversations, even some friendships, that have occured because one of us made the effort to say hello. When people try to get too creative in that dept it usually backfires anyway, in my experience.



it's crazy how many friendships you can create from just saying hi at random places
Old 11-20-2004, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by DivineCL
Smile and say Hi, then depending on where you are you can say something related to
your sorroundings. Example: -In a Mall- " Hi, do you know on what side of the mall Banana
Republic is?"
teh banana= teh ghey
Old 11-20-2004, 07:02 PM
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I throw my Audi keys at them
Old 11-21-2004, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by TypeSAddict
"Hello, you give me a throbbing erection."
Old 11-21-2004, 08:31 PM
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walk by her and purposely trip over her foot, falling the ground. that will get her to most likely laugh and start up a convo
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
I throw my Audi keys at them

This explains why you sleep with chubby chicks, right?
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This explains why you sleep with chubby chicks, right?

blahahaha
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Originally Posted by anothercls
This explains why you sleep with chubby chicks, right?
he uses his largeassometer when they bend over to pick them up
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or you can compliment something about them, girls always love compliments..even the littlest ones can go long way.
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btw most of the time you can tell if they are interested by the eye contact.
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Originally Posted by anothercls
This explains why you sleep with chubby chicks, right?

word, they think they will get a lot of food for dinner
Old 11-21-2004, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
'does this look like herpes to you?'

Old 11-22-2004, 07:44 AM
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Hey, are those space pants?

No, why?

Because your ass is out of this world!

Actually, pickup lines don't work well so don't use them. You'd be surprised how far a simple "Hello" will get you. Guys always make the mistake of starting with a hi/hello and going with some cheesy lines from there. Say hi, if she doesn't respond, forget her, if she does, make casual smalltalk without come ons, and you should be good to go.
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how about is that a mirror in your poket cause i see my self in your pants?? or girl your mom must be a terrorist cause you the bomb
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Originally Posted by anothercls
This explains why you sleep with chubby chicks, right?
Hey she's not fat--just big boned!
Old 11-22-2004, 09:13 AM
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The guy says: My special watch can make me see you naked.

Girl says: Your watch can't make you see me naked.

Guy says: it's an hour fast.
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Some of my favorites:

"I have an 8 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears."
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Originally Posted by Underpaid
or you can compliment something about them, girls always love compliments..even the littlest ones can go long way.
Like the old line... "Nice shoes, wanna fuck ??"
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