Sex = We ain't going anywhere
03-19-2005, 09:36 PM
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I shave my change purse
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Sex = We ain't going anywhere
My girl wanted to go out tonight but I really wasnt in the mood. Reluctantly I agreed and we began to get ready. All of a sudden I had an Idea, do her really good and put that ass to sleep so we wouldn't have to go out! 
I proceeded to begin the touching and caressing and we started getting into it.
45 minutes later she is knocked the fuck out and isn't waking up. I shook her and asked her if she still wanted to go out and she said "no" very faintly then fell right back to sleep.
I will now proceed to play some battlefield vietnam and while munching on a huge freaking jar of cashews that I got from Costco.
I am
Let this be a lesson to you youngins on how to hanle a situation like this in the future.
I proceeded to begin the touching and caressing and we started getting into it.
45 minutes later she is knocked the fuck out and isn't waking up. I shook her and asked her if she still wanted to go out and she said "no" very faintly then fell right back to sleep.
I will now proceed to play some battlefield vietnam and while munching on a huge freaking jar of cashews that I got from Costco.
I am
Let this be a lesson to you youngins on how to hanle a situation like this in the future.
03-19-2005, 09:37 PM
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Go Giants
03-19-2005, 09:42 PM
#5
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Originally Posted by sasha
Hahaha... you are teh foxy!
In general, why do some guys like to watch tv or play a video game after sex?
In general, why do some guys like to watch tv or play a video game after sex?
03-19-2005, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by WILLDOGS
rofl
if you think so thats fine. I'm the one with a sexed out woman sleeping in my bed.
if you think so thats fine. I'm the one with a sexed out woman sleeping in my bed.
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03-19-2005, 09:46 PM
#9
Interesting. Interesting.
Originally Posted by sasha
In general, why do some guys like to watch tv or play a video game after sex?
Not me. After sex, I like to lay back, hold my wee wee straight up in the air with the spew running down the side, and tell my wife "look, I'm a candle! I'm a candle!"
03-19-2005, 09:48 PM
#10
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Originally Posted by TypeSAddict
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03-19-2005, 09:48 PM
#11
Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by wstevens
Not me. After sex, I like to lay back, hold my wee wee straight up in the air with the spew running down the side, and tell my wife "look, I'm a candle! I'm a candle!"
Your wife is lucky to have a man with an inner child like you
03-19-2005, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by wstevens
Not me. After sex, I like to lay back, hold my wee wee straight up in the air with the spew running down the side, and tell my wife "look, I'm a candle! I'm a candle!"
03-19-2005, 09:49 PM
#13
Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by wsklar
To avoid having to talk to you. Take a hint OK????
03-19-2005, 09:51 PM
#14
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Originally Posted by sasha
Never happened to me but I just heard stories from some girl friends.
way to man handle her
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03-19-2005, 09:59 PM
#21
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Originally Posted by WILLDOGS
Crappy cam phone pic
I will never doubt WILLDOGS again....
03-19-2005, 10:01 PM
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You do know that if she ever sees this post (I am linking it to Google as we speak) she will be just a tad upset...
03-19-2005, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by wsklar
You do know that if she ever sees this post (I am linking it to Google as we speak) she will be just a tad upset...
03-19-2005, 10:04 PM
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I shave my change purse
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Originally Posted by wsklar
You do know that if she ever sees this post (I am linking it to Google as we speak) she will be just a tad upset...
This is why I love her
03-19-2005, 10:05 PM
#26
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Originally Posted by WILLDOGS
Negative. She has a good sense of humor. She would get a kick out of my post.
This is why I love her
This is why I love her
03-19-2005, 10:53 PM
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thats great, my gf falls asleep often also afterwards butmy roomate thinks its the craziest thing, hell come back in the room after he sees im goin to dump the rubber and he comes in and shes already knocked out, he cant beleive it
03-20-2005, 12:38 AM
#33
Cost Drivers!!!!
good move man, i've pulled this plenty of times....great technique. Although you are a fucking pimp for doing it and then letting all yer boyz know about it on here with pics as proof. 
Originally Posted by WILLDOGS
My girl wanted to go out tonight but I really wasnt in the mood. Reluctantly I agreed and we began to get ready. All of a sudden I had an Idea, do her really good and put that ass to sleep so we wouldn't have to go out!
I proceeded to begin the touching and caressing and we started getting into it.
45 minutes later she is knocked the fuck out and isn't waking up. I shook her and asked her if she still wanted to go out and she said "no" very faintly then fell right back to sleep.
I will now proceed to play some battlefield vietnam and while munching on a huge freaking jar of cashews that I got from Costco.
I am
Let this be a lesson to you youngins on how to hanle a situation like this in the future.
I proceeded to begin the touching and caressing and we started getting into it.
45 minutes later she is knocked the fuck out and isn't waking up. I shook her and asked her if she still wanted to go out and she said "no" very faintly then fell right back to sleep.
I will now proceed to play some battlefield vietnam and while munching on a huge freaking jar of cashews that I got from Costco.
I am
Let this be a lesson to you youngins on how to hanle a situation like this in the future.
03-20-2005, 12:02 PM
#34
Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by sasha
Hahaha... you are teh foxy!
In general, why do some guys like to watch tv or play a video game after sex?
In general, why do some guys like to watch tv or play a video game after sex?
03-20-2005, 12:12 PM
#35
Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by ABreece
Guys like to watch tv and play video games. Before sex, after sex, during sex... it doesn't matter.
I like to watch tv and play video games but not after sex. I usually want to eat afterwards.
03-22-2005, 05:57 AM
#40
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^^^She looks pretty used.
Ill take a new one....
Ill take a new one....