Dating & Relationships Love sucks. Now you can cry about it…

Say you know you gonna get laid before you leave your house...

Thread Tools
 
Old 12-01-2003, 10:38 PM
  #1  
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
 
Crazy Bimmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago Burbs
Age: 43
Posts: 34,937
Received 638 Likes on 276 Posts
Say you know you gonna get laid before you leave your house...

What do you do to yourself before leaving for your date?
Old 12-02-2003, 05:18 AM
  #2  
You Fawkin Kiddin Me!
 
Casper98CL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Westchester, NY
Age: 43
Posts: 4,501
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
most people would say to :wackit:


I say hell no... I never have a rough time with endurance so...i like when my ladies fdrink protein shakes!!!

:bukkake:
Old 12-02-2003, 05:39 AM
  #3  
Banned
 
18anatak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Orlando
Age: 44
Posts: 11,514
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
make sure i trim up the southern region, smellin good, stuff like that.
Old 12-02-2003, 06:17 AM
  #4  
Moderator Alumnus
 
mantis23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Carrollton, Texas
Age: 46
Posts: 17,856
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
put condoms in my pocket?
Old 12-02-2003, 07:27 AM
  #5  
Safety Car
 
Gilgamesh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: SLC, UT
Age: 43
Posts: 4,954
Received 22 Likes on 21 Posts
Condoms, a light spray of some cologne (make sure you showered before this ) Brush teeth, gargle/swish listerene, and grab some pocketpaks, and out the door...to a pristine car, of course, then over the to whorehouse....erm...
Old 12-02-2003, 07:38 AM
  #6  
Cause stock sux.
 
JLai's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: FL
Age: 42
Posts: 3,968
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Toothbrush.
Old 12-02-2003, 08:39 AM
  #7  
fap fap fap
 
Infamous425's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Kirkland
Age: 43
Posts: 4,239
Received 7 Likes on 7 Posts
bring summer's eve for her
Old 12-02-2003, 08:51 AM
  #8  
The Acura Granddaddy
 
LegendC's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Federal Way, WA
Age: 42
Posts: 629
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex.....

-Tupac
Old 12-02-2003, 09:28 AM
  #9  
Senior Moderator
iTrader: (2)
 
NSXNEXT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: where the weather suits my clothes
Age: 55
Posts: 27,921
Received 1,080 Likes on 661 Posts
Give yourself an enema? Oh wait that's Mikey.
Old 12-02-2003, 09:35 AM
  #10  
You Fawkin Kiddin Me!
 
Casper98CL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Westchester, NY
Age: 43
Posts: 4,501
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally posted by NSXNEXT
Give yourself an enema? Oh wait that's Mikey.
Old 12-02-2003, 10:10 AM
  #11  
The Creator
 
soopa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Albany, NY
Age: 42
Posts: 37,950
Likes: 0
Received 8 Likes on 3 Posts
Originally posted by Infamous425
bring summer's eve for her
lol
Old 12-02-2003, 11:55 AM
  #12  
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
 
Crazy Bimmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago Burbs
Age: 43
Posts: 34,937
Received 638 Likes on 276 Posts
Originally posted by NSXNEXT
Give yourself an enema? Oh wait that's Mikey.




How aboiut bringing baby wipes?
Old 12-02-2003, 12:11 PM
  #13  
The Creator
 
soopa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Albany, NY
Age: 42
Posts: 37,950
Likes: 0
Received 8 Likes on 3 Posts
wow. crazy ive been seeing your avatar all wrong for awhile...

i thought the beak was a face and the hair was a fro and the eyes were ears. lol

thought it was some sort of freakish puppet.


damn
Old 12-02-2003, 12:44 PM
  #14  
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
 
Crazy Bimmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago Burbs
Age: 43
Posts: 34,937
Received 638 Likes on 276 Posts
teh EMU rawks
Old 12-02-2003, 12:52 PM
  #15  
Moderator Alumnus
 
mantis23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Carrollton, Texas
Age: 46
Posts: 17,856
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally posted by soopa
wow. crazy ive been seeing your avatar all wrong for awhile...

i thought the beak was a face and the hair was a fro and the eyes were ears. lol

thought it was some sort of freakish puppet.


damn
you have a fucked up way of looking at things, i remember you saying my avatar looked like a fish or a shark, I still don't see what the fuck you were talking about.
Old 12-02-2003, 01:01 PM
  #16  
Suzuka Master
 
danny25's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: TX
Age: 43
Posts: 8,869
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
your avatar does look like a shark, or stingray taking a dump

















or a face w/ a visor...
Old 12-02-2003, 01:04 PM
  #17  
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
 
Crazy Bimmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago Burbs
Age: 43
Posts: 34,937
Received 638 Likes on 276 Posts
ohhhhh a visor... i thought it was some sort of ghetto scarf. I thought mantis was in a gang or somthing.
Old 12-02-2003, 01:10 PM
  #18  
Moderator Alumnus
 
mantis23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Carrollton, Texas
Age: 46
Posts: 17,856
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
ya'll are crazy... a shark taking a dump? where?!
Old 12-02-2003, 01:14 PM
  #19  
Suzuka Master
 
danny25's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: TX
Age: 43
Posts: 8,869
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
or maybe some stealth jet dropping bombs on a mountain...
Old 12-02-2003, 01:29 PM
  #20  
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
 
Crazy Bimmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago Burbs
Age: 43
Posts: 34,937
Received 638 Likes on 276 Posts
so is this what we do before we go out and get laid? We talk about ayatars..... :o
Old 12-02-2003, 01:40 PM
  #21  
Moderator Alumnus
 
mantis23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Carrollton, Texas
Age: 46
Posts: 17,856
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally posted by Crazy Sellout
ohhhhh a visor... i thought it was some sort of ghetto scarf. I thought mantis was in a gang or somthing.
You can't join my gang. People who used to own Acura TLs with ghetto lower tie bars aren't allowed. Sorry.
Old 12-02-2003, 04:18 PM
  #22  
2004 Euro Cup Champions
 
dets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: nj
Age: 40
Posts: 2,885
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
make sure to be on point. Smell good, look good, and you'll feel good later.
Old 12-02-2003, 04:23 PM
  #23  
Race Director
 
SilviaGTO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: .
Age: 40
Posts: 11,409
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
lol damn this thread has been enlightening.

i just learned that was an emu, not a monkey puppet, and i finally learned that the mantis avatar wasnt a shark
Old 12-02-2003, 04:40 PM
  #24  
Suzuka Master
 
NOVAwhiteTypeS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Northern VA
Age: 43
Posts: 7,601
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
oh shit i thought it was a squirel/puppet
Old 12-02-2003, 04:58 PM
  #25  
The hair says it all
 
Python2121's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Age: 37
Posts: 7,566
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
i thought it was a fish on some dudes face, or a shark or something, in never saw that it was a hat on someones head lol
Old 12-02-2003, 07:06 PM
  #26  
Beware of leakage
 
Chopsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana, just east of nowhere
Age: 42
Posts: 19,790
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally posted by NOVAwhiteTypeS
oh shit i thought it was a squirel/puppet
I thought It was some kind of creature, and was seeing it exactly as Soopa was.
Old 12-02-2003, 07:11 PM
  #27  
Beware of leakage
 
Chopsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana, just east of nowhere
Age: 42
Posts: 19,790
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Back on topic. Get on ACL, check dating relationship topic to see anything I should NOT do/say to fawk up my chances, shower, pimp clothes, Burberry Weekend Cologne, hop into the (clean)CLS, and roll out....condoms are in the big part of center console
Old 12-02-2003, 08:09 PM
  #28  
///M POWER
 
darrinb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
Age: 38
Posts: 15,299
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
pack some douches'
Old 12-02-2003, 08:16 PM
  #29  
East Coast Boost.!
 
Titand19's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: NYC & LI
Posts: 4,365
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
bring some Lube incase you decide to go through the back door
Old 12-03-2003, 05:48 AM
  #30  
Moderator Alumnus
 
mantis23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Carrollton, Texas
Age: 46
Posts: 17,856
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
i think its about time I change my stupid avatar, too bad im too lazy to do it.
Old 12-04-2003, 10:43 AM
  #31  
go like hell
 
Water-S's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
Age: 42
Posts: 5,154
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
yeah this will probably happen this weekend to me. because my g/f went to flordia for like a weekend and half and I went vegas for a week. and she said i get this "special present" when I come over to her house.

She already she's gonna be wearing this SLAMMING stripped skirt with a little fire engine red(my favorite color ) thong
Plus i got these new jeans she loves.because I occasionally rodeo(amatuer rodeo riding) I bought new rodeo jeans while i was out at vegas. their Wrangler cowboy cuts. their actually rodeo grade jeans so their a little tougher
Old 12-04-2003, 02:15 PM
  #32  
Masshole
 
Bulldog01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: #1 in all the land!!
Age: 51
Posts: 15,151
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally posted by Crazy Sellout
teh EMU rawks
My father was chased by an emu at the Melbourne Zoo years ago. We were feeding them popcorn, and one of 'em just went nutty, and started running around after my Dad. Funny as shit to ask him about emus now.
Old 12-04-2003, 02:15 PM
  #33  
Masshole
 
Bulldog01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: #1 in all the land!!
Age: 51
Posts: 15,151
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Water-S. :shakehd:
Old 12-08-2003, 03:05 AM
  #34  
Suzuka Master
 
rise's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 6,010
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally posted by Water-S
yeah this will probably happen this weekend to me. because my g/f went to flordia for like a weekend and half and I went vegas for a week. and she said i get this "special present" when I come over to her house.

She already she's gonna be wearing this SLAMMING stripped skirt with a little fire engine red(my favorite color ) thong
Plus i got these new jeans she loves.because I occasionally rodeo(amatuer rodeo riding) I bought new rodeo jeans while i was out at vegas. their Wrangler cowboy cuts. their actually rodeo grade jeans so their a little tougher
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
baelim
5G TLX (2015-2020)
6
05-10-2018 09:53 AM
iRaw
ILX Photograph Gallery
30
08-05-2016 04:41 PM
knight rider
Car Talk
9
03-04-2016 08:59 AM
DerrickW
3G TL Performance Parts & Modifications
9
11-15-2015 05:52 PM
hashbrown
4G TL (2009-2014)
2
09-29-2015 12:13 PM



Quick Reply: Say you know you gonna get laid before you leave your house...



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:08 AM.