Eggplant-EX

and the sad thing is I have a g/f!!!!!! She is either away working (leaves Mon - Fri) and every other weekend has her kids, so I stay away. Plus, she comes home in a foul mood, which is understandable. Just ranting!

Anyone else feeling f*cked, but not getting f*cked? LOL!

Whiskers

amisconception

Damn, if I was 52 years old and not getting regular sex I would have felt my life was incomplete and probably killed myself long ago.

Eggplant-EX

LOL! I think it is the reverse. If you are under 30 and not getting any sex, you should kill yourself.....


At least I got one 'wave' so far..

darksom1

Hahahaha...I knew your ass was going to respond!

OP...everything ok at home? Do a check on your "back"ground...don't be the last one to know...

Street Spirit

I don't know how you carry on a relationship with her at all considering you only spend time together -- what, 2.5 days every couple weeks?

Eggplant-EX

I know, I know.... It will change after the NYs..

combat mediC

iTrader: (1)

got married 5 years ago... see the wife everyday day, still dont get any..

and im in my late 20s..... =(


and i must admit, im a sexy piece of man-meat.

Gfaze

I found your pic on the

combat mediC

iTrader: (1)

^^ HAHA


"yeeaaahh baaabbbyyy"

godfather2

lol i need to get me some too. breaking up with my gf before the holidays was a bad idea, although necessary

combat mediC

iTrader: (1)

man right before the holidays... thats brutal

darksom1

Fuck her! It's a lot of holiday cheer out there! Go jingle and get you some fresh meat!

"Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball rock...make your balls swing and show 'em your cock...that's the jingle ball, that's the jingle ball, that's the jingle ball rooocckkkkk"

Just trying to spread some holiday cheer playa...go get 'em!

dom

You missed your calling. Clearly you should have been an motivational speaker.

EL19

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theres gona be alot of lonely drunk chicks out here for the holidays aching to get boned and have someone "fill their void"

SG81

iTrader: (1)

lol

Cocoa

iTrader: (2)

Whore house. $140/30 min, or when you cum, which ever CUMS first.

tegkid

iTrader: (7)

freal two holidays ago i broke up with my gf on dec 31. new chick by jan 1.
have to love the holiday season.

btw i'm curious. whats the dating market like for your age in the puyallup/tac/fed way area?
my gf's mom is dating/engaged to a complete asshole and i want to know if there is a dating scene or not really?

Eggplant-EX

LOL! Finally the thread loosened up some.

Where are our single guys that are dating 2 or 3 women at the same time? When I was in my 20s, pne of my buddies was dating 3 girls at the same time (without them knowing of course). All of us lived for him to come back on his dates and tell us all about it. We would all crack ourselves up cause he was always so wiped...

Eggplant-EX

The difficulty for me is the women I meet have kids. Those that do not, are more messed up than me. LOL! I have come to realize that all of us (in my age range) have our issues and that is why I cut my g/f slack. It is hard for you 20 y/o to understand.

So, I do the best I can but I also acknowledge that I am lucky that I am not in a bad marriage. I do not want to be with someone who does not want to be with me. I know my g/f wants to be with me, it is just that time for her is limited. And this will sound wierd to some of you, but sex really does get better with age (at least for me)...

So.... let the flames begin.

Renegade

Facebook ruined it.

coconut

Start fapping, eggplant.

Ken1997TL

:ibfleshlightismentionedasasolution:

Eggplant-EX

ah. the slant eyes/buck teeth solution!!

miner

Blah, hum bug. I would have a much better outlook with some mistletoe hanging from my belt and the Mrs obliging. I am giving you a huge wave.

RaviNJCLs

iTrader: (4)

Hooker?

Eggplant-EX

let me tell ya'

I am tempted but I cannot do that to her. If I go that route, I would have to break up with her.... I have been cheated on and I do not want to be the one cheating..

Whiskers

Just do what I do and smile

godfather2

i agree

RaviNJCLs

iTrader: (4)

I know I've said it before about you and you gf. She needs to realize that there is more to life than work. And she should take some time to smell the roses....and maybe play with your ding-dong.

Equally....you are a good man for sticking with her. She will hopefully eventually realize that.

Good luck.

darksom1

Nah...I got her cheating on him, and him being mad because he took too long to do the same and catch up on some raw hot sex...

combat mediC

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Eggplant-EX

she is so old fashioned, she would never do that.....

that is one of the things I like about her (her old fashion sense).

is300eater

Eggplant, aren't you the one that seem to have the most "knowledge" when it comes to the "exotic" section of Craig's List?

Eggplant-EX

Let's just say I am just what they call a lurker.... That sort of stuff is too dangerous in that you can get a gift that keeps on giving or you wind up in trouble with the Law (which I cannot afford to do as it could mean my job)....

It is kinda sad. If you look at those girls, even the ones in their early 20s, look pretty beat up...

Now, I will be in Sydney in January and wish I had the guts to find a cute Aussie....

darksom1

Egg...what the fuck are y'all talking about? Do I really wanna know?

darksom1

Nah Ravi...he need one like this ad:

"...You are waiting in your car in an empty parking lot, dick out, condom on. I approach wearing a lowcut top, a short skirt and stillettos with no underwear. I open your door and slide down onto you, riding you until you explode. I stand up, smooth out my skirt, and walk away without saying a word.
If you want to do this with me, email me a location..."

Reading shit like that makes me feel robbed of my childhood! See...It's a nation of broads out there just fucking! Get in where you fit in!

is300eater

here ya go....

NWS
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/ers/967777933.html

RaviNJCLs

iTrader: (4)

You're out of the country.....it doesn't count.

Disclaimer....If my wife reads this....I am full of shit.

dallison

mrs. phelps "yeah, blame it on the wang"