The Other Method
12-23-2003, 04:37 PM
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The Other Method
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OK, tired of not getting BJ's as much as you'd like?
Here's the trick!
THE ONLY PROBLEM is finding one girl to go down on you ONCE - she will lust after you forever more. But prior to her first performance, preperation is in order.
Now, we all know how addicting Nicotine is - it's a scientific fact. Well, wouldn't you like to enjoy oral sex from a girl who was addicted to your little soldier? I sure would.
Well, this is what you do:
Buy some Nicorette (the gum - it's full of Nicotine) and rub it ALL over your main buddy! OK OK, so I haven't tried it. But, whatever. Anyway... when she sucks you off - she'll become addicted!
Pretty nifty huh?
OK, tired of not getting BJ's as much as you'd like?
Here's the trick!
THE ONLY PROBLEM is finding one girl to go down on you ONCE - she will lust after you forever more. But prior to her first performance, preperation is in order.
Now, we all know how addicting Nicotine is - it's a scientific fact. Well, wouldn't you like to enjoy oral sex from a girl who was addicted to your little soldier? I sure would.
Well, this is what you do:
Buy some Nicorette (the gum - it's full of Nicotine) and rub it ALL over your main buddy! OK OK, so I haven't tried it. But, whatever. Anyway... when she sucks you off - she'll become addicted!
Pretty nifty huh?
12-23-2003, 04:41 PM
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Yeehaw
brilliant...
side story...(not meaning to jack your thread but its somewhat related)
a friend of mine was banging this girl and using one of those 'numbing' condoms to make him last longer. well he said it was so strong he couldn't feel shit so he stopped banging her, took it off, and got her to give him head. after a minute her mouth went completely numb and she started flipping out...he didn't tell her about the condom though because he didn't want her to know...she ran to the bathroom and started brushing her teeth and yelling "whats happening to meeee??!!"...
ahhahaha
side story...(not meaning to jack your thread but its somewhat related)
a friend of mine was banging this girl and using one of those 'numbing' condoms to make him last longer. well he said it was so strong he couldn't feel shit so he stopped banging her, took it off, and got her to give him head. after a minute her mouth went completely numb and she started flipping out...he didn't tell her about the condom though because he didn't want her to know...she ran to the bathroom and started brushing her teeth and yelling "whats happening to meeee??!!"...
ahhahaha
12-23-2003, 04:45 PM
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Re: The Other Method
Originally posted by amisconception
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OK, tired of not getting BJ's as much as you'd like?
Here's the trick!
THE ONLY PROBLEM is finding one girl to go down on you ONCE - she will lust after you forever more. But prior to her first performance, preperation is in order.
Now, we all know how addicting Nicotine is - it's a scientific fact. Well, wouldn't you like to enjoy oral sex from a girl who was addicted to your little soldier? I sure would.
Well, this is what you do:
Buy some Nicorette (the gum - it's full of Nicotine) and rub it ALL over your main buddy! OK OK, so I haven't tried it. But, whatever. Anyway... when she sucks you off - she'll become addicted!
Pretty nifty huh?
By ME
OK, tired of not getting BJ's as much as you'd like?
Here's the trick!
THE ONLY PROBLEM is finding one girl to go down on you ONCE - she will lust after you forever more. But prior to her first performance, preperation is in order.
Now, we all know how addicting Nicotine is - it's a scientific fact. Well, wouldn't you like to enjoy oral sex from a girl who was addicted to your little soldier? I sure would.
Well, this is what you do:
Buy some Nicorette (the gum - it's full of Nicotine) and rub it ALL over your main buddy! OK OK, so I haven't tried it. But, whatever. Anyway... when she sucks you off - she'll become addicted!
Pretty nifty huh?
12-23-2003, 05:03 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
How will she know its because of your dick?
shes just going to know shes craving something and she doesnt know what it is.
How will she know its because of your dick?
shes just going to know shes craving something and she doesnt know what it is.
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Re: Re: The Other Method
Originally posted by Katies99CL
an interesting thought...please attempt and report back.
an interesting thought...please attempt and report back.
12-23-2003, 10:39 PM
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Hmm, I'm going out on a limb with this. If the gum has any similar effect as the patch, wouldn't you just be getting your self addicted? Depending upon how long you applied it before you get some? This just popped into my head so I haven't thought it through yet.
12-24-2003, 07:50 PM
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Re: Re: Re: The Other Method
Originally posted by chris3240929
Yeah...after you taste the gum on some guys dick, tell us if it works...
Yeah...after you taste the gum on some guys dick, tell us if it works...
hahahahahahhahahhahaha
that isnt what i meant asshat!
i meant once he gets a girl to try it!! hahahahaha
12-24-2003, 09:21 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: The Other Method
Originally posted by Katies99CL
LMFAO!!!
hahahahahahhahahhahaha
that isnt what i meant asshat!
i meant once he gets a girl to try it!! hahahahaha
LMFAO!!!
hahahahahahhahahhahaha
that isnt what i meant asshat!
i meant once he gets a girl to try it!! hahahahaha
You wanna-be-blondes are just as dangerous as the real ones...
12-24-2003, 10:48 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Other Method
Originally posted by chris3240929
You're the asshat...I was telling Amis to try it...not you...:P
You wanna-be-blondes are just as dangerous as the real ones...
You're the asshat...I was telling Amis to try it...not you...:P
You wanna-be-blondes are just as dangerous as the real ones...
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I??
no, grrrr... i was telling him to try it too, but w/ a girl. i thought that you thought, i meant for him to try it on a guy...hahahaha
communication is a wonderful thing:P
12-24-2003, 11:58 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Other Method
Originally posted by Katies99CL
i was telling him to try it too, but w/ a girl.
i was telling him to try it too, but w/ a girl.
j/k
12-25-2003, 03:53 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Other Method
Originally posted by chris3240929
How's a girl going to put nicorette on her dick...?
j/k
How's a girl going to put nicorette on her dick...?
j/k
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! STOP IT!!
hahahahahaha
damn you!
12-26-2003, 02:41 AM
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Originally posted by Beetroot
brilliant...
side story...(not meaning to jack your thread but its somewhat related)
a friend of mine was banging this girl and using one of those 'numbing' condoms to make him last longer. well he said it was so strong he couldn't feel shit so he stopped banging her, took it off, and got her to give him head. after a minute her mouth went completely numb and she started flipping out...he didn't tell her about the condom though because he didn't want her to know...she ran to the bathroom and started brushing her teeth and yelling "whats happening to meeee??!!"... ahhahaha
brilliant...
side story...(not meaning to jack your thread but its somewhat related)
a friend of mine was banging this girl and using one of those 'numbing' condoms to make him last longer. well he said it was so strong he couldn't feel shit so he stopped banging her, took it off, and got her to give him head. after a minute her mouth went completely numb and she started flipping out...he didn't tell her about the condom though because he didn't want her to know...she ran to the bathroom and started brushing her teeth and yelling "whats happening to meeee??!!"...
ahhahaha
THIS MADE ME :lol: very loud @ 345 in the morning. I actually visuallized the chick running and saying "whats happening to meee?"
I might try that, to see the reaction the girls face. ill try and take a pic too.
12-26-2003, 07:46 PM
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What a Genius...
A) Yeah its going to burn, the gum is usualy a mint or menthol flavor....
B) People dont get addicted after only smoking one cigarette. And rubbing gum on your cock isnt going to much of any nicotine on anything.
A) Yeah its going to burn, the gum is usualy a mint or menthol flavor....
B) People dont get addicted after only smoking one cigarette. And rubbing gum on your cock isnt going to much of any nicotine on anything.
12-28-2003, 01:25 AM
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Originally posted by sarlacc23
What a Genius...
A) Yeah its going to burn, the gum is usualy a mint or menthol flavor....
B) People dont get addicted after only smoking one cigarette. And rubbing gum on your cock isnt going to much of any nicotine on anything.
What a Genius...
A) Yeah its going to burn, the gum is usualy a mint or menthol flavor....
B) People dont get addicted after only smoking one cigarette. And rubbing gum on your cock isnt going to much of any nicotine on anything.
what can i do though??? you know what i want!!!
12-28-2003, 02:45 PM
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Originally posted by amisconception
you sound like you know about this subject
what can i do though??? you know what i want!!!
you sound like you know about this subject
what can i do though??? you know what i want!!!
you want to know what you have to do to get a girl addicted to sucking your dick? please excuse me while i finish laughing......hahahahaha....okay sorry....get a girlfriend or find a hoe....that's you best bet.
NOTHING could possibly ever make doing that addcitive
12-28-2003, 04:48 PM
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no.
you have no idea what i'm talking about.
it was a half-joke (which made you laugh ), but at the same time i said it because it might have worked?!?!!?!?!? i dunno. who knows, what if it DID work? i would have received the nobel peace prize so STFU
NOTHING ever? that's crap!!... there's gotta be a way! i have hope :P
you have no idea what i'm talking about.
it was a half-joke (which made you laugh
), but at the same time i said it because it might have worked?!?!!?!?!? i dunno. who knows, what if it DID work? i would have received the nobel peace prize so STFU NOTHING ever? that's crap!!... there's gotta be a way! i have hope :P
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