One month anniversary...
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
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I don't know, I asked if we were still on for Saturday and she said she doesn't want to miss the game. She knows I couldn't give two shits about the game, so she is going to watch it with my mom. I guess I will clean up the car or something. I'm going to talk to her about it tomorrow, even if we just go out to lunch.
Bro, there's so much wrong with this I don't even know where to start. She wants to watch the SEC championship game and you don't?? It sounds like she's the man and you're the woman 
Yeah I saw your update that she's not going to watch the game afterall, but I forsee a thread of yours titled "Gf left me for douche bag 20 year old" in the near future.
But good luck, no matter what happens you'll learn something for the future
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Ten years into the future...
Her sitting in front of the tv, watching the Crimson Tide on a Saturday afternoon. He walks in from going grocery shopping. As he passes her, she slaps him on the ass and it goes something like this:
Her: Bring me a beer Slick! Oh, did you get my wings? Please tell me you didn't fuck up and get barbecue again? I tell you every Saturday - buffalo, buffalo!! Damn!
Him: Mumbles something under his breath as he goes to the kitchen about I knew I should've listened to those guys on AZ...
Her: What? What did you say? I know you not talking about that AZ shit again! Fuck Darksom1! Bring me a beer and I want it now dammit!
Him: Ok, ok...you don't have to shout! Geez!
Hahahaha...just kidding Slick...don't go out like that man!
Her sitting in front of the tv, watching the Crimson Tide on a Saturday afternoon. He walks in from going grocery shopping. As he passes her, she slaps him on the ass and it goes something like this:
Her: Bring me a beer Slick! Oh, did you get my wings? Please tell me you didn't fuck up and get barbecue again? I tell you every Saturday - buffalo, buffalo!! Damn!
Him: Mumbles something under his breath as he goes to the kitchen about I knew I should've listened to those guys on AZ...
Her: What? What did you say? I know you not talking about that AZ shit again! Fuck Darksom1! Bring me a beer and I want it now dammit!
Him: Ok, ok...you don't have to shout! Geez!
Hahahaha...just kidding Slick...don't go out like that man!
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at all of the replies. I told her I would watch the game wither her if she wanted, but she said she would rather do the other stuff, so it all worked out.
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
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When it comes to relationships Slick, if you do right, and it goes wrong, then you're alright! Meaning, as long as you do your part the best you can, if it still falls apart, then you know you gave it your best shot. It can still fall apart despite your best efforts, because you can't control what is in someone else. You can just do you.
Remember, this is more than likely not your last girl. But every girl that you spend time with is good and much needed practice for the future Ms. Slick! Hang in there! You are off to a good start!
Her: Bring me a beer Slick! Oh, did you get my wings? Please tell me you didn't fuck up and get barbecue again? I tell you every Saturday - buffalo, buffalo!! Damn!
Him: Mumbles something under his breath as he goes to the kitchen about I knew I should've listened to those guys on AZ...
Her: What? What did you say? I know you not talking about that AZ shit again! Fuck Darksom1! Bring me a beer and I want it now dammit!
Him: Ok, ok...you don't have to shout! Geez!
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^ I got in trouble for LOLing at that in class. Hell, I might pick her up early, do the stuff I planned, then go and watch the game if there's time. Win Win situation.
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Haha...dude, you already knew you were gonna get flamed for this one month thing. But as I said before, it's all good. Just don't go overboard. You are young and she is young, so you are both molding each other for what to expect from each other and others later on in life.
You know your limitations, so act accordingly. If the girl is excited about this, cool. I would rather you be molding her to think guys are ok, rather than putting yet one more "guys aint shit" females out there! Sounds like her expectations are realistic so just have fun. Good luck!
P.S. - Sex is a good thing. A very good thing! WTF do you mean you are fine with that?? Never give up on that "cherry" dude! This will be another chance for you to leave another good impression! You are young, so fuck whenver and however you can! This too is critical in your formative years! I guarantee you the next dude is going to wear her ass out! So you won't get points for this "Sir Walter Raleigh" shit later...you'll just be pissed you didn't have the balls to climb her vagina! (cue "I knew she was a freak!")...
You know your limitations, so act accordingly. If the girl is excited about this, cool. I would rather you be molding her to think guys are ok, rather than putting yet one more "guys aint shit" females out there! Sounds like her expectations are realistic so just have fun. Good luck!
P.S. - Sex is a good thing. A very good thing! WTF do you mean you are fine with that?? Never give up on that "cherry" dude! This will be another chance for you to leave another good impression! You are young, so fuck whenver and however you can! This too is critical in your formative years! I guarantee you the next dude is going to wear her ass out! So you won't get points for this "Sir Walter Raleigh" shit later...you'll just be pissed you didn't have the balls to climb her vagina! (cue "I knew she was a freak!")...
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~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
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~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
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True story:
I used to stand on the front steps of the apartment building with my boys back in high school. Chicks would walk by and I would ask them which one they wanted me to go get the number from. They pointed, I fetched. My success rate was probably 8/9 out of 10, no lie! You can't put a price on a confident brother...especially if he looks the part and ain't afraid to fail. His approach is a "nothing to lose" approach, so he is loose and fired up...go-getter all in his veins...damn...that's how I roll! I'm a cocksman, and a nocturnal cheetah! Like the cheetah, I will run out there and maybe fail...but at some point and time...the odds are with me that I'm gonna get mine!
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Seems like Saturday is going to be a winner! Just make sure you have fun (not talking about sex)...you are only 16 once my dude...
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might I suggest pulling out the flowers? a tiny bit over the top for our age, and the money could go towards a tank for the CL.
you've got everything I want right now. Money, a girlfriend, and an Acura.
What do you work as?
you've got everything I want right now. Money, a girlfriend, and an Acura.
What do you work as?
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I work at a self storage unit and soon starting a second job at the beginning of the year to pay for all of the insurance and paying my parents back for the expensive repair bill it just cost me. Keep your chin up man, good things will come. I used to think I would never have a g/f like the one I had, much less an Acura.
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Ten years into the future...
Her sitting in front of the tv, watching the Crimson Tide on a Saturday afternoon. He walks in from going grocery shopping. As he passes her, she slaps him on the ass and it goes something like this:
Her: Bring me a beer Slick! Oh, did you get my wings? Please tell me you didn't fuck up and get barbecue again? I tell you every Saturday - buffalo, buffalo!! Damn!
Him: Mumbles something under his breath as he goes to the kitchen about I knew I should've listened to those guys on AZ...
Her: What? What did you say? I know you not talking about that AZ shit again! Fuck Darksom1! Bring me a beer and I want it now dammit!
Him: Ok, ok...you don't have to shout! Geez!
Hahahaha...just kidding Slick...don't go out like that man!
Her sitting in front of the tv, watching the Crimson Tide on a Saturday afternoon. He walks in from going grocery shopping. As he passes her, she slaps him on the ass and it goes something like this:
Her: Bring me a beer Slick! Oh, did you get my wings? Please tell me you didn't fuck up and get barbecue again? I tell you every Saturday - buffalo, buffalo!! Damn!
Him: Mumbles something under his breath as he goes to the kitchen about I knew I should've listened to those guys on AZ...
Her: What? What did you say? I know you not talking about that AZ shit again! Fuck Darksom1! Bring me a beer and I want it now dammit!
Him: Ok, ok...you don't have to shout! Geez!
Hahahaha...just kidding Slick...don't go out like that man!
Good luck.
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Just got home. We just went to the beach for a pic-nic instead of going downtown, I'm saving that for later. She got to watch the game and Florida won, so she was happy. After that we played cards with her aunt and uncle for a few hours. We rode around for a bit then I took her home. Going to have lunch with her aunt and uncle, then she wants to go to the park. It was a blast today, we both had a great time. Tomorrow should be good too.
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