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Old 12-02-2018, 09:28 PM
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On the plus side, if you browse the rest of this sub, I think you could secure some dick
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Old 12-02-2018, 11:41 PM
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Most people don't even know what an Acura is anyways...


Short answer, no...


Not just because OP has an Acura... It's a nice car, and if he/she makes it into your car then it'll leave a nice impression... But seriously, where are you?


Where I am, being polite will get you further along than anything...


Why are we even talking about this???



How old are you, dude?
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Old 12-03-2018, 12:24 AM
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To those of you who took this seriously, or possibly to heart, I apologize. It was a spoof thread, for laughs. I am sure a couple people chuckled at least.
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Old 12-03-2018, 01:54 AM
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I kinda knew it... We bust ballz!
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Are the B-pillars trimmed with chrome?

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Old 12-03-2018, 07:51 PM
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Needs the dash table, woman love the dash table.

Also, get the glass penis pump for the table, they'll swoon.
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No chrome. And no rims. Anyone have black rims? Pics?
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No chrome. And no rims. Anyone have black rims? Pics?

Post a pic of your car, dude!

What color is it? If it's black or silver, murder it out! Put yellows in the fogs, drop it, tint and cruise!!!
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No chrome. And no rims. Anyone have black rims? Pics?
The black rims are much bigger
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Old 12-06-2018, 11:22 AM
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And I've heard that you wouldn't be able to go back to silver or chrome rims after.
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Old 12-06-2018, 12:32 PM
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Old 12-06-2018, 12:48 PM
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Wow.. if your penis is as small as those pictures, you'll definitely not get laid..
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Lol!!!!

Here ya go

[img]https://i.postimg.cc/SKctkxsx/4-CEDD...2244642-D9.jpg[\img]

[img]https://i.postimg.cc/YC5y5WtP/AAED1-...-C040-D3-F.jpg[/img]

[img]https://i.postimg.cc/X7DPgPm4/B2-AA0...F4576-EFA4.jpg[/img]

See if these work better. Iím on mobile so itís ďhardĒ

a lot if you have seen these but I havenít posted the subs yet. My friend sold me a few 10s. Nothing crazy but a noticeable improvement over the stock 8inch.
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Tints.
I wonder if I could put tints on my grill...
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Originally Posted by Matt Lumpkins View Post
Lol!!!!

Here ya go

[img]https://i.postimg.cc/SKctkxsx/4-CEDD...2244642-D9.jpg[\img]

[img]https://i.postimg.cc/YC5y5WtP/AAED1-...-C040-D3-F.jpg

[img]https://i.postimg.cc/X7DPgPm4/B2-AA0...F4576-EFA4.jpg

See if these work better. Iím on mobile so itís ďhardĒ

a lot if you have seen these but I havenít posted the subs yet. My friend sold me a few 10s. Nothing crazy but a noticeable improvement over the stock 8inch.

emphasis on hard and 10inch
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Old 12-06-2018, 06:28 PM
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Don't rice it up, you have WDP!!!


Go and get some A-Specs, paint calipers black w/ Acura decal, yellow fogs, tint as dark as you can...

This would make for a clean stock look...


OR




You could drop with bock wheels with chrome edge, CF lip spoiler, body kit, exhuast!"



Let her melt!
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Don’t forget tints
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Old 12-07-2018, 01:06 AM
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Tits
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Donít forget tits

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Old 12-11-2018, 04:11 PM
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^lol

Maybe if I got the special edition skirts I could get a special edition skirt.
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Old 12-14-2018, 11:21 PM
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I thought a VIP-style ILX was the way to go?

At my age I'm surprised I know how to type that sentence.

But congrats on the TSX!
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