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Old 11-27-2018, 11:55 PM
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Now that I have an Acura, am I going to get laid?

So I have a mint TSX. Whats up girls? Wanna hop in and go for a ride?

No? Oh ok. But its 200 hp...
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Judging by your age, you're not in high school so no, you aren't getting laid for the TSX
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perhaps you can stroll down to the nearest Costco to pick up a pair of slacks.
then on the way home, you can stop by The CheeseCake Factory to finish off a nice evening.

that's definitely the business plan for folks who drive acura's.
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Yes, but only by men.
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Nope. You only have the 4cyl TSX

Get yerself the V6 and you'll be pullin in the hotties left and right.
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Nope. You only have the 4cyl TSX

Get yerself the V6 and you'll be pullin in the hotties left and right.
Can confirm.

I could only score trailer trash, and even then they wouldn't give me the time of day half the time.

Once I upgraded to the V6 with all-season tires, Instagram models were sliding into my DMs for a change.
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Can confirm.

I could only score trailer trash, and even then they wouldn't give me the time of day half the time.

Once I upgraded to the V6 with all-season tires, Instagram models were sliding into my DMs for a change.
Can I have your trailer trash castoffs?
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Gotta move out of Mama's house first if you want to get laid.
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Old 11-28-2018, 05:09 PM
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Judging by your age, you're not in high school so no, you aren't getting laid for the TSX
I think you just answered his question mang

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Chris Hansen gonna be looking for Acras cruising the local High Schools.. shiettttt
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Old 11-28-2018, 05:11 PM
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Yes, but only by men.
Unless it's an ILX or ZDX
Then you have to pay
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Yes, but only by men.
He may like that.
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TSX? Step up to an RDX and you'll be pulling in all the mad pussy.
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That's one of the Gatr'est things you've ever posted.
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What do you pull with a Traverse, I wonder?

Bully mom?
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Dammit!! I knew I should have gotten a V6!
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How many cars do women actually care about?
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Tbph I think they may care more about if you have a place or not. And yearly take home.
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Well move out of mommas.
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Tbph I think they may care more about if you have a place or not. And yearly take home.
Yearly take home? Maybe
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Should have bought an Audi.
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Well move out of mommas.
lol. I live with roomies in dtx. I have considering moving back out to the country to help my grandparents but they’d rather me stay here because I have a good job and am going back to college.
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Should have bought an Audi.
Honestly, I don't think that helps at all, lol.
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I get mad ass pussy in the Caddy
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I get mad ass pussy in the Caddy
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Maj Vagon

thats a pretty cat!
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Honestly, I don't think that helps at all, lol.
Kurt... come on
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Nah cuz if I got an audi she’d be like “I can’t date you because all your money will go to parts and not to me”
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Rockyboy, that you?

matt if you want bitches, go get some haggar pants.
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perhaps you can stroll down to the nearest Costco to pick up a pair of slacks.
then on the way home, you can stop by The CheeseCake Factory to finish off a nice evening.

that's definitely the business plan for folks who drive acura's.
Did you just exploit Tacos biznass plan?
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TSX? Step up to an RDX and you'll be pulling in all the mad pussy.
Rockyboy?
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TSX? Step up to an RDX and you'll be pulling in all the mad pussy.
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That's one of the Gatr'est things you've ever posted.
Gatr'ism.
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rockyboy, this is your chance!





Gatr, ever get laid because you got the Acadia?
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Minch, is that you?
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rockyboy, this is your chance!





Gatr, ever get laid because you got the Acadia?
He had a fucking Traverse. Not even in the same level as an Acadia.
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So I have a mint TSX. Whats up BOYS? Wanna hop in and go for a ride?

No? Oh ok. But its 200 hp...


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He had a fucking Traverse. Not even in the same level as an Acadia.
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He's already over there
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