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Old 07-26-2006, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
At my old job one of the old-timers (I'm guessing he was at least 60) would flip me off every time he walked by my desk. You'd just see his head and his hand over the cube wall

I think he wanted it
Thats terrific.....hahaha
Old 07-26-2006, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
How is the IT department going to help?

Im in IT too
Old 07-26-2006, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by peacefrog
You read my mind exactly. If it were any where but in the office, I would already know, but office politics prevail. It would take a power washer to get the proverbial egg off my face if the whole backfired on me.
Well, you said you hooked up with her, so you don't have to worry that much about it backfiring.
Old 07-26-2006, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Well, you said you hooked up with her, so you don't have to worry that much about it backfiring.

Yes...but it was a "check out this porn I downloaded" hook-up, not a "my moms making pot roast" lets date kinda thing. If I persued the later and lost, that a big mottza-ball hanging out.
Old 07-26-2006, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by peacefrog
Yes...but it was a "check out this porn I downloaded" hook-up, not a "my moms making pot roast" lets date kinda thing. If I persued the later and lost, that a big mottza-ball hanging out.
So what kind of porn was it?
Old 07-26-2006, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
So what kind of porn was it?

It was AD and a cut out of James Dean.
Old 07-26-2006, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by peacefrog
Yes...but it was a "check out this porn I downloaded" hook-up, not a "my moms making pot roast" lets date kinda thing. If I persued the later and lost, that a big mottza-ball hanging out.
Finally - it comes out. You wanna date her.
Old 07-26-2006, 03:42 PM
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There must be some way you can parlay the tongue waggling into a situation where she has to outright say whether or not she wants to grab dinner or go drop rocks off the freeway overpass with you or whatever...
Old 07-26-2006, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Finally - it comes out. You wanna date her.

I pretty much said that earlier, ok i've devulged more about myself in the last 2 pages than I have since joining. Im heading out of the office for the day. 'preeesh everyone.
Old 07-26-2006, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by peacefrog
I pretty much said that earlier, ok i've devulged more about myself in the last 2 pages than I have since joining. Im heading out of the office for the day. 'preeesh everyone.
At least we've learned that you're definitely male.


Or did we?
Old 07-26-2006, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TallyCL-S
If a woman blew smoke in my face I would probably slap her, bend her over a table and PIITB.

Seriously, the tongue sticking thing is a little juvenile, maybe she wants you to play video games with her or something. If she ever walks by you and brushes up against you even though there is adequate room, then there is a possibility of something.
Does this actually mean something?
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
At least we've learned that you're definitely male.


Or did we?
Please be a lesbian, please be a lesbian and post pics....
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Please be a lesbian, please be a lesbian and post pics....

Damn it...Mystery is over, I didnt want it to come out like this.

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Old 07-27-2006, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by RJANACONDA
or the next time she does it you could point to your penis lol

LOL I second that and you should be like
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
When I used to work at this day care place in high school this one 4th grade girl used to always sit on my lap. Think that meant anything?

Hell yeah that met something every time she jumped on your lap you should have put that ass right back on floor.
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invite her to go for drinks and another make out session. if that fails, try to find Beetroot's 4th grader... she sounds kinda hot
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I once dated a girl with a tongue as long as Gene Simmons. I'm not kidding. It was freakish to see. But.... awesome.




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