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Old 06-15-2004, 05:53 PM
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I've been with my present girlfriend now for about 2 years and lately I have been less
than thrilled with our once a week groove thing . I'm getting rather bored with
the quality of our fo'sizzle and I'm thinkng I'd like her to wear a bedsheet
like those middle eastern women with the burkas. Saw it on a porno move once and thought how cool that would be. I can just picture bending her over with the sheet
bunched up over her ass and pounding into buns with my love monkey all the while she is shrieking whatever those women shriek and slapping her head like we see on TV. Of course she has to surprise me by wearing thongs and spike high black boots under the
sheet. When that's going really good she can drop down on her knees and give me
fast and furious oral and when I get close I will try and give her a courtesy
tap on the head to warn her of the impending shot. (last time I was too late and
she spit the splooze back on my face and then her dog started liking it off my
chin. Sweet.) Any of you guys with me on this? Hope she goes for it. Hope she
doesn't want me to dress up like Osama. That would be just wrong. Or worse, like
Rick James, Biaaatch.
Old 06-15-2004, 06:16 PM
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lol thats soo funny the way u ended with Osama.
Old 06-15-2004, 06:36 PM
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bored much?
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princes lea dude...princess lea costume.

Old 06-15-2004, 11:27 PM
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Dude, I don't want to hijack this thread.... but isn't it kinda gross having you chick give you knob after you done hit it??? So she is basically sucking off her own juices off the your wang? I have always had chicks give me head before I fucked them...

just my 2 cents....
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Originally Posted by indoMFP
Dude, I don't want to hijack this thread.... but isn't it kinda gross having you chick give you knob after you done hit it??? So she is basically sucking off her own juices off the your wang? I have always had chicks give me head before I fucked them...

just my 2 cents....

Sir, thanks for the hygiene alert. Remember this stuff is still on my fantasy list and if it did become reality, I will absolutely insist on a bathroom break to clean up the parts before the skin flute audition. I didn't include that part in the story cause I thought it was pretty much understood. Isn't this great when members got your back and in this instance my front too? I got a pocket full of Trojans and I'm ready for the weekend. Yeah I know, once a week sucks.
Old 06-16-2004, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by indoMFP
Dude, I don't want to hijack this thread.... but isn't it kinda gross having you chick give you knob after you done hit it??? So she is basically sucking off her own juices off the your wang? I have always had chicks give me head before I fucked them...

just my 2 cents....
I've never had a problem with it. I mean its her hangup if she can't deal with it.
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seriously she can go down on me whenever she pleases , ive gone down on girls after sex too i mean its all the same stuff pretty much its not like ur gonna get cooties
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Originally Posted by indoMFP
Dude, I don't want to hijack this thread.... but isn't it kinda gross having you chick give you knob after you done hit it??? So she is basically sucking off her own juices off the your wang? I have always had chicks give me head before I fucked them...

just my 2 cents....

dude....you're kidding right? :sqnteek:
Old 06-16-2004, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by indoMFP
Dude, I don't want to hijack this thread.... but isn't it kinda gross having you chick give you knob after you done hit it??? So she is basically sucking off her own juices off the your wang? I have always had chicks give me head before I fucked them...

just my 2 cents....
Originally Posted by spidey07
I've never had a problem with it. I mean its her hangup if she can't deal with it.
I'm with you spidey07...:whocares:? Everybody needs a little jump-start between races right? And who wants to pull over in the pits to wash up? I say if she doesn't mind than why should we? KEEP BANGIN!! :spankme:
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exactly.

I've been married so for some reason I'm used to no holds barred in the bedroom. anything goes.

and besides - all she has to do is rub da knob for a little while to dry off da juice and get him all lickity-slick.

OH! And while we're at it. for some reason the media and "sex and the city" (funny show, but damn it puts weird shit in woman's heads) going down on a girl and kissing her afterwords is a no-no.

That's bullshit. wipe your friggin mouth on her thigh real good and get all over her mouth. many (and I do mean many) women LOVE the smell of their own sex.
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Fellas!! There is nothing like working up a sweat while having sex, bustin a big sticky nutt (yup w/ 2 t's) and having your girl go down on you and blow you back up so that you can do it again.. If you havent had this done to you, you dont know what your missing.


BTW. I dont go down on her after i cum.. Thats just nasty.
Old 07-01-2004, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ComptechType-S
BTW. I dont go down on her after i cum.. Thats just nasty.
Why not? But before you do, you gotta send her ass into the bathroom to push it all out and clean up a little. After that, the festivities can resume right where they left off
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