My wife and my side chick aka my tl
#3121
Dear Billy.
This is me, your so call "side chick". I might as well come clean. Even though you bought me shit and rode the hell out of me but i still think you're a stupid immature moron. You had a family, a "doughter" and a wife who cares about her family unlike the whores out there who only now how to go shopping. Nobody else but you ruined your life. I never liked the stickers you stuck on me, i never liked anything you did to me. I'm so happy you got pwned on the interwebz.
Your unfaithfull Acura Tl.
p.s Now im back to my real owner - your ex-wife. I know she is going to treat me better than you did.
You are gonna regret everything that has happened. That is why you have had to many disappointments with men!
This is me, your so call "side chick". I might as well come clean. Even though you bought me shit and rode the hell out of me but i still think you're a stupid immature moron. You had a family, a "doughter" and a wife who cares about her family unlike the whores out there who only now how to go shopping. Nobody else but you ruined your life. I never liked the stickers you stuck on me, i never liked anything you did to me. I'm so happy you got pwned on the interwebz.
Your unfaithfull Acura Tl.
p.s Now im back to my real owner - your ex-wife. I know she is going to treat me better than you did.
You are gonna regret everything that has happened. That is why you have had to many disappointments with men!
#3122
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I'm just throwing out a guess and say getagrip is billz sis..
nudes?
nudes?
#3123
brought to you by:
Here from many links. okcminis,wetdub,vwvortex,billyisapeterpuffer.com etc (yeah I made that one up)
I started reading two nights ago...read every chance I got tween work and homes. I read all 79 pages. I have sat here at this netbook for so long my hand is permenantly curved like the shape of my mouse, my neck hurts like hell and I can not turn my head and I believe I now have staphinfection in my ass from sitting on it so long.
Even with all that, I aint nowhere near as bad a shape as the op.
greetings from Oklahoma you fatard....
I started reading two nights ago...read every chance I got tween work and homes. I read all 79 pages. I have sat here at this netbook for so long my hand is permenantly curved like the shape of my mouse, my neck hurts like hell and I can not turn my head and I believe I now have staphinfection in my ass from sitting on it so long.
Even with all that, I aint nowhere near as bad a shape as the op.
greetings from Oklahoma you fatard....
#3127
Community Architect
robb m.
robb m.
Billy Mays here for "Relationship Away!!"
Are you tired of that woman who gave birth to your child bitching at you every time you want parts for your car????!?!?!!1
Are you feeling like the whole world should be involved in your person affairs that make you look like a total tool????!LoL!>!>!
Are you trying to figure out how to get that car into your name???
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Then just try Billz's wife tested, forum approved "Relationship Away!"
You'll be spewing stupidity in just minutes, page after page of complete english fails, and you'll finally forget to lof off your account so she can see what kind of bitch you think she is!! Don't worry, everyone will totally back you up!
In a few short weeks, your relationship will not only be completely public, but your life will be totally hilarious to complete strangers too!!
Going global to an internetz near you!!
Are you tired of that woman who gave birth to your child bitching at you every time you want parts for your car????!?!?!!1
Are you feeling like the whole world should be involved in your person affairs that make you look like a total tool????!LoL!>!>!
Are you trying to figure out how to get that car into your name???
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Then just try Billz's wife tested, forum approved "Relationship Away!"
You'll be spewing stupidity in just minutes, page after page of complete english fails, and you'll finally forget to lof off your account so she can see what kind of bitch you think she is!! Don't worry, everyone will totally back you up!
In a few short weeks, your relationship will not only be completely public, but your life will be totally hilarious to complete strangers too!!
Going global to an internetz near you!!
bout damn time Billy Mays showed up and 'd someone.
#3128
Banned
Hate to reign in on a serious side subject, but...
Imagine if everyone who thought the OP was a fucktard gave a penny to his daughter. That's certainly a college education paid for, probably eighteen years of private school, day care and tutoring.
Get some good out of this situation, anyway.
/serious
Imagine if everyone who thought the OP was a fucktard gave a penny to his daughter. That's certainly a college education paid for, probably eighteen years of private school, day care and tutoring.
Get some good out of this situation, anyway.
/serious
#3129
Community Architect
robb m.
robb m.
^^in.
#3130
Billyzgoatee-
You've been on this website for 48-hours nonstop. You need to take some responsibility and take care of your own wife and your own daughter.
If not you're looking at future as a single goatee. I'm tired of supporting your slacker ass. All you do is hang with Billy.
SERIOUSLY, GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER!!!!
You've been on this website for 48-hours nonstop. You need to take some responsibility and take care of your own wife and your own daughter.
If not you're looking at future as a single goatee. I'm tired of supporting your slacker ass. All you do is hang with Billy.
SERIOUSLY, GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER!!!!
#3134
Community Architect
robb m.
robb m.
#3136
Representing a few different boards... speedwake.com / thetrolls.net / theoneboard.com
I've been keeping up with this this thread from its early stages and LMAO!
The winning "Troll" to this point is...
RACK THE TROLLS!!!
I've been keeping up with this this thread from its early stages and LMAO!
The winning "Troll" to this point is...
RACK THE TROLLS!!!
#3137
Community Architect
robb m.
robb m.
to our esteemed guests. Hope you enjoy our abode.
#3145
Wow, just wow!!! I got onto my normal forums... Glocktalk.com by the way. Yes, thats a firearms forums not car forums. We do have a pretty large group of members and our forums go from firearms to "rides". But this was on the front page so I figured.."what the hell". Now I've gotten to the 11th page and could'nt wait any longer to register and say "Thanks Billy" for the post.
Now dont get me wrong. Ive spent my fair share on my "Toys" DPMS Panther arms 7.62, Zel Custom Ultralite .50 BMG, SIG SAUER 556 DMR, McMillan M1A Compact Package, Springfield SOCOM II & M21 Tactical....(yes those are firearms not car parts), just to name a few. Some of those have been adopted "not by choice, hehe " by my wife and daughters along with others not mentioned.
I'm just surprised to find this on a firearms related forum. I'll not post any "Interwebz" hate or "you go girlz" here. Just wanted to send a "shout out" to you all over here, heh.
Now dont get me wrong. Ive spent my fair share on my "Toys" DPMS Panther arms 7.62, Zel Custom Ultralite .50 BMG, SIG SAUER 556 DMR, McMillan M1A Compact Package, Springfield SOCOM II & M21 Tactical....(yes those are firearms not car parts), just to name a few. Some of those have been adopted "not by choice, hehe " by my wife and daughters along with others not mentioned.
I'm just surprised to find this on a firearms related forum. I'll not post any "Interwebz" hate or "you go girlz" here. Just wanted to send a "shout out" to you all over here, heh.
#3146
Team Owner
#3147
The Third Ball
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Actually, you can set how many posts you view per page. So, according to Astro's setting he is at 57 pages.
So, who does that make the newb? The forum's admin or the goof with 3 posts who never bothered to check his local settings?
So, who does that make the newb? The forum's admin or the goof with 3 posts who never bothered to check his local settings?
#3148
Meh I simply put a witty, zingy twist on the word he called me...no worries!
#3149
The Third Ball
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#3151
I would like to take a moment to bash Billy into the ground...but I won't. You guys have all done an incredibly awesome job of doing that. My hats off to Astro for putting up with all of us and the needs of the servers to keep things going.
I was linked to this thread from Fark when it was only 12 pages long. The next day, it was 28. Then, 57, then 79. I have ready every single post from end to end and I must say...
You guys are insane...and I like it! :-)
I was linked to this thread from Fark when it was only 12 pages long. The next day, it was 28. Then, 57, then 79. I have ready every single post from end to end and I must say...
You guys are insane...and I like it! :-)
#3152
I got this website off a snake forum for large pythons. LOL. dude. Your lady took your balls smashed em up like a grape then tossed them peas out the window. Your fat ass shouldnt be leaning on your beloved car either. You will dent that damn thing.
2010 Thread of the year for the world.
I may side with you a little. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. So yes some stuff may had been made up just to cut your dick you cant find anyway off. But majority of its true little buddy. Man up faggot. Tired of having to pay more taxes because fucktards like yourself falls in love with a piece of shit 4 door overpriced accord than taking care of his life and child. Eat a bullet. You are 1 cheeseburger away from having a Dave Thomas Special Heart Attack anyway.
Die.
2010 Thread of the year for the world.
I may side with you a little. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. So yes some stuff may had been made up just to cut your dick you cant find anyway off. But majority of its true little buddy. Man up faggot. Tired of having to pay more taxes because fucktards like yourself falls in love with a piece of shit 4 door overpriced accord than taking care of his life and child. Eat a bullet. You are 1 cheeseburger away from having a Dave Thomas Special Heart Attack anyway.
Die.
#3155
Greetings from Socalevo.net!
Rachel, you seem like a pretty smart young lady who has her priorities in order. I know that it must be pretty hard to work 50 hours a week, take 18 units, and raise a daughter. What I don't understand is why someone who seems intelligent and driven would even consider dating such a fat ass, tub of lard, illegal alien who has the vocabulary of a retarded gorilla.
Honestly, good luck to the both of you. Rachel, I hope you find someone who is just as smart and driven as you are. You and your daughter only deserve the best. Billy, I hope to God your balls somehow magically fall off because the thought of more of your DNA entering the gene pool seriously scares the shit out of me. AND PLEASE, GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL!
Rachel, you seem like a pretty smart young lady who has her priorities in order. I know that it must be pretty hard to work 50 hours a week, take 18 units, and raise a daughter. What I don't understand is why someone who seems intelligent and driven would even consider dating such a fat ass, tub of lard, illegal alien who has the vocabulary of a retarded gorilla.
Honestly, good luck to the both of you. Rachel, I hope you find someone who is just as smart and driven as you are. You and your daughter only deserve the best. Billy, I hope to God your balls somehow magically fall off because the thought of more of your DNA entering the gene pool seriously scares the shit out of me. AND PLEASE, GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL!
#3157
Wow this is epic. I have never heard of this happening before. I found this from www.finalgear.com Its a Top Gear (tv show) site.
#3160
edit:fixed it.half a million but who know's,it just might be over a mill come tomorrow.