AcurajL

While my version may not include all fantasies or be the official list here is my tale of male sexual goals.

Who to DO:

1.Nurse
2. Babysitter
3. Police Officer/Teacher
4. TWins
5. THreesome (preferably 2 girls)

Where to DO it:

1. Pool/Jaccuzzi
2. Boss's Office
3. Airplane
4. Balcony of a hotel in a populated area
5. Car (road head)

Well add or delete as you wish but I am proud to say that by the age of 25 I have accomplished a 3/5 record in the "Who to DO" category and 4/5 in the "Where to DO it" category.

dallison

threesome

infiniteq

That's a good list, my only correction is with your "Threesome" statment. You say "preferably two girls."
I say, if it's two guys, it's called a fagsome, not a threesome.

dallison

a ha fagsome

1SICKLEX

Suck my dick, make a ham sandwhich and just shut the fuck up will do it for me.

Ted

If your gf is a teacher, does it count? If not, then I've only done the twins thing.

CLovis

preferably? I think the word you are looking for is mandatory

18anatak

I ll be THAT GUY. What guy you ask? The guy that has had a threesome with another guy. But it wasnt gay, nothin like that.

My last night in the Army in Germany, we all went out to a club. Me and my roomate met this chick, brought her back to our room. Basically, after drinking some more, the topic turned to sex, and it started happening. It was along the lines of he had one end, i had the other. While i was getting head, he was going at it doggie style. Then we switched. We never touched or anything, all we did was give each other the "hell yea" look. We both busted nuts, me on her face, him on her chest, we sent her on her way, i got dressed, finished packing and flew back home. So it doesnt have to be a "fagsome" I've had 3ways with 2 girls also of course, but i have had that one with my roomie.

dallison

yeah but your cock was in the same hole as his, just later

Mike 350Z

I think he means one of YOUR teachers....or maybe even your kid's teacher

Nicky Pass

I don't have kids...so I can't do the babysitter....YET!!!
I've done all of the places, I did a nurse and a teacher.
Twins is defintley on the top of my "to do" list!

I'm suprised the stripper/pornstar isn't on the list!

Sdog2012

what about the "high 5" that the two guys always give eachother?

2001CL

add airplane bathroom to list of places

Notorious23CL

twins would be nice.....chics like the coors light twins...damn they are hott....i would do them on the fifty yard line....

joedokes28

Who hasn't fucked a stripper?

Red-CL

If not, you need to get out of the garage more.

97Cl22

Well first and formost, fellas if you've never had a threesome with 2 chicks, HOOK IT UP! Best experiance of my life

As for twins, i once nailed two cousins with the same name, that looked alot alike, and didn't find out till about a year later that they were actually different people One of their friends figured it out, and when she told me I was just like "hm...how bout that?"

underdog

I'm surprised its not on the list already!

Mother/daughter combo!!!!!

CL Hype

Water-S

on the who to do:
my g/f a teacher so that takes care of #3.
on where to do it
I've hit it in my boss's office before . Road head like a regular for me.

Mike 350Z

Back from the dead. My two fantasies:
1. Virgin (just once to say I did it, can't be terribly exciting, but if it's done right I'm sure she becomes hooked on you )
2. MILF (no explaination necessary)

That is all.

bullaculla

what did you do? a search on "fantasy"

bullaculla

J/K!
as for me...
Threesome had the chance, but I was young and chickened out:o
as for where, I hit all those already so I don't care as long as I've got two women. preferably Japanese

Mike 350Z

Haha no I was looking at all the threads I am subscribed to since I registered.

97Cl22

It actually crossed my mind to turn down the opportunity for 2 chicks at the same time, but I was really high and went for it. I will never regret it no matter how many issues it caused later on. Beautiful day that was.

Mike 350Z

^^So what kind of issues did it cause later on, if you dont mind my asking?

Python2121

"the eiffel tower: when two guys are going at it from different ends and give each other a high five"

mrs. big

dressing room...restaurant bathroom...classroom...

phil2

1.Dressed as a crossing gaurd while spanking me with the sign behind the school dumpster while wearing a diaper.

paulff3

I'd like to do two professional cheerleaders and two Hooters girls. I'm not asking for much. And if I can go back in time, I'd like to do Daisy Duke.

TypeSKid

Is the diaper wet and full of poo ? :sqnteek:

phil2

No Idiot She is wearing the diaper I got my latex suit on and my gagball what you think i am some kinda freak.....:whatbish:

Minch00

TypeSKid

Freak? Possibly. Douchebag? Definitely. :fingerfawk: :fingerfawk: :fingerfawk:

phil2

:sqntfawk: :sqntfawk:

I am not the one that makes love to wilson brand volleyballs

TypeSKid

I've seen what you make love to.



The best is the mikey face on her body.

TypeSKid

jooc, has she ever seen that pic?

phil2

Least she has a body attached to her face :P

97Cl22

Ok....so both of these 2 chicks already had boyfriends. We all went to college together in KC. About a month after the encounter both of them found out. About a week after that, 2nd semester started, and, sure enough, I had each and every class with both of them (the way scheduling works at DeVry its not as strange as it sounds for that to happen). Basically told them if they had been doing their jobs, I wouldn't have nailed both the girlfriends at the same time. That pretty much drew the situation to a close, since many people were around. Ahhhh college. Its a whole nother world!

Mike 350Z

^^I love college, I never wanna leave