mikeymobiles

Ok so i am sorta talking to some chick from back in the day...but she is giving me mixed signals..so i told her straight up that if she doesent step up to the plate that i am just gonna go back to another girl that ive been hooking up with...she said she wanted to straighten up and for me not to go hook up with another girl...

The thing is i kinda stopped hooking up with all the other girls once i started talking to this one girl..so i lied to her...but this is def alright? right!?

If this works out...I POST PICS!!! ASAP!!! CAUSE I LOVE U GUYS!!!

SilviaGTO

its not really lying in this case.. because youre just making a little fib so that you are sending the message that youre not going to play games.

shell screw you around if she knows that youre not hooking up with anyone else and just waiting for her.. if she thinks theres competition, shell be more likely to persue you.

good luck

ferizzo

She ain't your girl...lie all you want just don't get caught!

Always Dirty

Wait until you've been dating for a decade - then the lies come pouring forth like the salmon of Capistrano.

ferizzo

haha...so true...I've almost become an expert at it (i still get caught sometimes).

Bulldog01

I'm your father. You don't lie to me. You lie to girls.

Always Dirty

The trick I usually use is to admit everything, and maybe add a little more, in a sarcastic tone. "Yeah honey, I was out blowing lines off a stripper at Joe's apartment. I hope you're not mad." Works every time.

ferizzo

wtf??? did I miss something here?

ferizzo

:takingnotes: I like that. I just blame it on other friends...sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't..."We went to a strip club because Andrew's wife was outta town and he wanted to go. I wasn't in the mood and I don't have money to spend like that". It keeps her off my back. I think the fact that I reuse lies so often she is catching on.

Always Dirty

Definitely have to be careful. My problem is that I can never keep my stories straight and she remembers every detail. Keep an eye out for some sort of brawl at Jesse's wedding when she talks to my school friends...

Bulldog01

Did you really blame it on him that time? You homo!

ferizzo

haha, no, it was another andy. That time we went I actually told her that you were showing me how the CAI sounded, which is why I got home late.

Hey dirt, you going to chicago for Jesse's BP? I'm on the fence about that one because another friend is having his here in beantown the same weekend...I might have to try and pull a double header!

Always Dirty

I haven't really heard anything about it. I'm not sure if I'll have the weekend free (whichever weekend it is). Chicago sounds fun though...

Bulldog01

ferizzo

I think its the first weekend in August (5th-8th).

Always Dirty

Hmmm...I was going to stay in and wash my hair that weekend but we'll see.

ferizzo

the ones on your ass or your back?

mikeymobiles

u guys just jacked my whole thread..

Always Dirty

Both - my girl usually just strips me down in the driveway and soaps me up/hoses me off.

Bulldog01

Like your threads have a fighting chance, anyway.

ferizzo

no we didn't, we gave you feedback and even gave some real world examples on how to lie successfully and not successfully. You gotta pick up on these mikey!

DarkSithCL

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Everyone wants somebody that others really desire...I think that's the set-up you were trying to create...but I have found when I take a young lady out and she just SEES the other chicks checking me out , even while I'm with her...that in itself is enough to keep her on her toes...some of my best nights with a date were after she realized she had some competition.... Hope that helps!

GOOSE

Isn't that where the beautiful women instinctively flock?

Rock2534

if you believe in what you are saying enough, its not really a lie.

YuppieCL

who doesnt lie to girls?

nujunglist

Truth be told, it's the place where the beer flows like wine.

dtorrencej

I lie to girls not women!!!