TLD

You've got questions about the most confusing topic in the world, girls. Well, Dr. Dean has the answers so ask away and may all your problems be resolved right here in this thread.

JHEIII850Turbo

phipark

TLD

The answer to your lame dick problem is to find a better looking girl. Your lame dick will have new life in no time.

TLD

Your confusion about girls is quite understandable, girls are the most confusing entities in the world. Don't try to understand them, just learn how to defeat(bang) them.

GeishaGirl

way to be resilient Do you deal with male problems too?

TLD

Yes, Geisha. Ask, and your questions will be answered.

evilone

ok ill bite/ please explain why all females are fukn psyco bishes (no offense laidies of a-cl... laidies of a-cl > *)

TLD

Not all females are "fukn psyco bishes", but I can see why you'd think that. The females who are FPB are that way because they've been led to believe by other psycho females that men are the root of all evil, therefore, they believe they must do the psycho on us before we do it to them. Men, who are for the most part "normal", make one mistake, then the women get psycho on them due to their get them before they get us training and piss us off in the process, let me give you an example. You, the guy, get stuck working late. The female waits for you an extra 10 minutes then goes psycho on you, accusing you of cheating and what not. The evil training of other psycho bitches has led to this unusual female behavior, hope this answers your question.

sasha

A psycho bitch or a jerk is just one broken person.

Doc.Booty

My penis is so large, sometimes it gets in the way of my day-to-day activities. Sometimes even walking around the office at work is awkward. On top of that, very few women i've met can even come close to receiving my love stick.

Doctor Love, what can i do?

farberstyle

dear love doctor,


seriously, is it okay to think about other women while i have sex with my wife?

UNCTYPE-S

dear "love doctor"

what do i do about my elephantitis? my balls are too big to hold in my jeans. they keep rolliing out of my pant legs causing rather embarrasing moments when i wanna talk to a girl.

TLD

You are not unhappy, on the contrary, you are quite proud of yourself. Let's leave the questions for the people with more serious problems and always be proud of the Johnson.

TLD

This is a yes and no answer. If the girls you're thinking about are famous entertainers or anyone else you'll never meet then it's fine, but if you're thinking about your secretary, you're gonna get more tempted to bang her every time you see her so keep the "other women" as unmeetable and you'll be fine.

TLD

Swollen testes are a sign of gonorrhea so you should get yourself checked. The doctor will prescribe Amoxicillin and if taken properly, you should be fine in a few days.

Doc.Booty

I was joking

















Unfortunately

TLD

I wan't joking and my advice still stands. Be proud of the johnson, regardless of size.

Doc.Booty

Agreed.

farberstyle

that sucks....

Underpaid

Dr. Love,
if my girl says she doesnt think we will have a future together, but she wants to be with me now, is it ok for me to continue to bang her and start getting other girls in line for her departure,

or is it ok to bang other chicks and keep her on the side for routine bangs..even though id techincally be cheating, but if there is no future and she thinks eventually we will jsut break up...should i jsut bang away?

Gilgamesh

^ At the risk of being chastised, I'll throw in my here.

Yes, she's already lining up other guys.

TLD

Ask her why there is no future for the 2 of you. Most girls who don't want commitment are with more than 1 man, but we have no proof that it's the case here. If you can deal with it, you should tell your current girl that the 2 of you don't have to be bf and gf, meaning you still want to bang her without the commitment. Be warned though, she will bang other guys, but at least you can bang other girls too. If I were you though, I'd make a clean break altogether.

evilone

greatist thread in a while. and sasha it def more than ONE broken female..

GreenMonster

Dear Love Doctor...

What is this "game" I keep hearing about, and where can I get some ??

People keep telling me I've got no game, and the guys that they say do have game get all the honeys... I think my life would be much approved if I got some game...

Gameless in Massachusetts...

P.S. How much would shipping be to zip code 02777 ??

TLD

If you've got no game, you've got no flow to your rap. Game is all about saying the right things to girls. Each girl is different so you have to say something unique to her, but one thing you never want to say as a gamer is anything negative. Don't ever tell a new prospect any of your problems, don't tell her you think you're fat, don't tell her you can't dance. Positivity is the name of the game.

TLD

Dude, I'm not a James Bond villain.

evilone

dear dr. love (god that sounds so ghey btw)
how would one go about getting the girl you are currently sleeping with to feel more comforable with them selves?? i tell her she is beuatiful all the time but she doesnt see it this way, and antha question while im on topic how come most girlS if they are good looking think they arent and the ones that are hot and know it are bishes. please explain this logic.
GO DR. LOVE

TLD

Once again, that's "The Love Doctor". The girl you're sleeping with just wants to hear nice things to boost her ego so keep telling her she's beautiful. As for your other questions, good looking girls who don't think they're good looking are simply trying to hear good things from other people and the ones who know they're hot and act like "bishes" are actually the most insecure girls and they need a reality check. Stay away from the latter group because they are a bunch of haters who haven't found true love yet so they'll keep on dissing the nice guys for their own twisted pleasure.

evilone

good adive dr. love bone. bwhahahaha i def stay away from the im to hot for anyone bishes. i just wanan slap the shit out of um and be like dumb ass bish wake a da fuk up when ur ass is 50 and floppy titties have come ur way there is no good looking guy that is gunna take care of dumb ass

Doc.Booty

The trick with the "i'm too hot for anyone" whores is to call them just that - bump into them and spill your drink and say "watch where you're going, slut"

They'll be on your cock in no time.

TLD

A personal piece of advice for you, Dr. Evil. Don't write any love letters to your prospective girlfriends. You seem to be an intelligent man, but literacy is not your strong point.

TLD

I'd love for you to try that. I have never in my life seen such a strategy work so if it does, let me know, but honestly, my money's against you on this one.

Doc.Booty

Really, it only works on that kind of girl. The ones who are 10s have had all of the traditional pick-ups used on them day in and day out. For a guy to diss them is unheard of, and it makes him "interesting." Letting her know you think she isn't perfect puts her into that mindset where she has something to prove - she wants to prove that you find her attractive.

But being a complete cock like that only works on that type of girl - it'll hardly ever, if at all, work on the rest of em.

TLD

So you're telling me that you bump into the bitchy girl, intentionally spill the drink on her, then say "watch where you're going slut? I would have agreed if you said you simply bruised her ego by not acknowleding her hotness, but to spill a drink and call her a slut is taking it too far in this hypothetical scenario. Really, ABreece, I'd like you to give it a try next time you're at a bar. Tell me what happens, but don't change your rules. If you apologize to the girl, you're changing the rules. Stick with the slut line and give me the results, I'll be waiting.

Doc.Booty

Assuming she is a bitchy girl, and you know this already, yes, it's the way to get your foot in the door. Perhaps the slut line is too harsh, it really depends on the girl. And perhaps i was being a little hyperbolic. "Easy there, hepher" might be better.

You're right on with bruising the ego - that's the overall goal you're trying to achieve. And of course there's still the typical work after you "break the ice" but it gets past the bitch shield. I've seen a friend of mine do it a few times, it's pretty crazy to see in action.

Next time i'm in Canada I'll try it out and let you know how it goes, assuming i can pick out a girl like that.

TLD

Canada? WTF? You have to travel all the way to Canada to pick up girls? Most Canadian girls are nice anyway so you won't easily find a victim for your trick. Canadian girls are easy, challenge yourself and go for American girls. Don't take the easy way out.

DivineCL

Doc.Booty

I'm 19, can't go to bars in the US.

Canada is about an hour away.

evilone

im not tyring to type a proper english paper or anything and i suck at spelling