i'm hurting!!!!!!!!
06-13-2005, 04:56 PM
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Oh noes, I's in toubles right now.
I had the sexors with a hawt babe, and my cawk was so huge that it split her in half. Oh lord, what is I goin do, the cops will never beleive I sexored her to death, oh lord, what is I goin do.
I had the sexors with a hawt babe, and my cawk was so huge that it split her in half. Oh lord, what is I goin do, the cops will never beleive I sexored her to death, oh lord, what is I goin do.
06-13-2005, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by AS3.0CL
yea i talked to her about it. she knew what she was dong for sure. she goes i do that because it feal s so good for you and me. i'm like no shit it does but you have to ease up, you hurt me. i told her that and she was real sorry. point being she's tiny and stong down there from all of years of dance and i'm just big. but really it would suck if it kept happening. but hey the sex is great so i'll suck it up until i really get hurt. and i'm gonna see what happens next time.
You don't want to REALLY get hurt! Trust me on this one. It's good that you talked to her, at least she's aware of it. Tell her that she can keep doing it (I'm assuming you like it cause you said so), but just a little easing up would be great. Tell her just before you have sex to remind her. And what's wrong with starting easy? If you like it a little harder you can always ask her "a little bit more" while you're going at it. Thick-dicked guys gotta be careful too sometimes. It's not only the long guys that have to worry (although there's wayyy more things that can happen bad to a long one than a thick one! We won't go there!)
06-13-2005, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
You don't want to REALLY get hurt! Trust me on this one. It's good that you talked to her, at least she's aware of it. Tell her that she can keep doing it (I'm assuming you like it cause you said so), but just a little easing up would be great. Tell her just before you have sex to remind her. And what's wrong with starting easy? If you like it a little harder you can always ask her "a little bit more" while you're going at it. Thick-dicked guys gotta be careful too sometimes. It's not only the long guys that have to worry (although there's wayyy more things that can happen bad to a long one than a thick one! We won't go there!)
yea i really don't want to get hurt, that would be fucking bad, and i know what happens. just have to take it slow and see how it goes next time which will probably be real soon. and
to the guys with thick dicks.
06-15-2005, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by AS3.0CL
OMFG!!!!!! i'm hurting here. i'm just wondering because i have never had this happen to me before. has anyone of you ever had sex with someone that was so tight that it hurt and now your dick hurts, like a throbing pain. this is the second time this has happened and it hurts real bad. just wondering if this has happened to anyone and if this is normal?
dude, if she's that tight! Then you got a sAweet girl
06-15-2005, 01:31 PM
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Oh noes, I's in toubles right now.
I had the sexors with a hawt babe, and my cawk was so huge that it split her in half. Oh lord, what is I goin do, the cops will never beleive I sexored her to death, oh lord, what is I goin do.
I had the sexors with a hawt babe, and my cawk was so huge that it split her in half. Oh lord, what is I goin do, the cops will never beleive I sexored her to death, oh lord, what is I goin do.
06-15-2005, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
This thread has 
written all over it - he has said how big he thinks he is twice already.
06-15-2005, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
This thread has written all over it - he has said how big he thinks he is twice already.
06-15-2005, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
No no no, SHE said it...he's just repeating it. Over. And over. And over.
06-15-2005, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by AS3.0CL
OMFG!!!!!! i'm hurting here. i'm just wondering because i have never had this happen to me before. has anyone of you ever had sex with someone that was so tight that it hurt and now your dick hurts, like a throbing pain. this is the second time this has happened and it hurts real bad. just wondering if this has happened to anyone and if this is normal?
seriously, i've made women cry. Hence why I always state, having sex w/ virgins fucking SUCKS!!
06-15-2005, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
This thread has written all over it - he has said how big he thinks he is twice already.haha ur funny.....not. all of u talk about how big ur dick is, what was that latest pole of how do u think of your member. jesus christ i just needed some insite because this is the first time it has happened to me. this has not been my first time nor hers. sometimes people ask a seriouse question and it gets turned into a joke. i can give it and also take it. you shouldn't be hating on me just because i can get laid. sometimes some of you can act like real children. thats all i have to say. some people here are very helpful and i thank them, while others think it's a joke, please grow up.
06-15-2005, 08:13 PM
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06-19-2005, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by AS3.0CL
haha ur funny.....not. all of u talk about how big ur dick is, what was that latest pole of how do u think of your member. jesus christ i just needed some insite because this is the first time it has happened to me. this has not been my first time nor hers. sometimes people ask a seriouse question and it gets turned into a joke. i can give it and also take it. you shouldn't be hating on me just because i can get laid. sometimes some of you can act like real children. thats all i have to say. some people here are very helpful and i thank them, while others think it's a joke, please grow up.
It was supposed to be a serious comment. It seems nobody can talk about private parts without giggling like grade 7 kids...argh!
The thing that I don't get is that a lot of guys make fun of the guys who have problems with being bigger than average, thinking that they're trying to show off. Well guess what, there are actually negatives associated with it. And it's that attitude that pisses me off.
But it's also bad that you're bragging about getting laid. Or at least it's coming across like that. Try to think a little bit before you throw a general statement out there.
06-19-2005, 04:05 AM
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Use this when shes tight... KY is great for the 1st 10secs, but it heats up and dries her out, makes it even worse. Use Extra Virgin oil you will be good for all night 
, just make sure you get your oral before getting her to rub it on 
, just make sure you get your oral before getting her to rub it on
06-19-2005, 04:34 PM
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Sometimes when i wack it, the friction is unberable and my penis becomes engulfed in flames.
06-19-2005, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
It was supposed to be a serious comment. It seems nobody can talk about private parts without giggling like grade 7 kids...argh!
The thing that I don't get is that a lot of guys make fun of the guys who have problems with being bigger than average, thinking that they're trying to show off. Well guess what, there are actually negatives associated with it. And it's that attitude that pisses me off.
But it's also bad that you're bragging about getting laid. Or at least it's coming across like that. Try to think a little bit before you throw a general statement out there.
. you know i don't try to brag but if i'm coming off like that then i'm sorry. and no it doesn't hurt anymore after sex, thank god. maybe it was a one time thing, hopefully it doesn't happen again. but thanks for the advice.
06-19-2005, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by shineynitelite
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I've already got too much to handle. 3 people at once are fighting for a date with me, one is my ex, one is an engineer who's 26, and the third is a new one a few years younger than me.
06-20-2005, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by AS3.0CL
haha ur funny.....not. all of u talk about how big ur dick is, what was that latest pole of how do u think of your member. jesus christ i just needed some insite because this is the first time it has happened to me. this has not been my first time nor hers. sometimes people ask a seriouse question and it gets turned into a joke. i can give it and also take it. you shouldn't be hating on me just because i can get laid. sometimes some of you can act like real children. thats all i have to say. some people here are very helpful and i thank them, while others think it's a joke, please grow up.
06-20-2005, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Of the three words you could have picked to end this post, those 3 were the least appropriate. Points for irony, though.
sorry, but it's hard to take someone who uses "ur" seriously.
06-20-2005, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
...and then follows it with "...not." I thought I had slipped back into the early 90s. 
yeah, i had a flashback of 6th grade, slap bracelets, neon shoe laces, LA Gear, Trapper Keeper, the short bus and those candy suckers that you put on your finger like a ring
06-21-2005, 07:57 PM
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yeah, i had a flashback of 6th grade, slap bracelets, neon shoe laces, LA Gear, Trapper Keeper, the short bus and those candy suckers that you put on your finger like a ring
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