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Old 12-18-2003, 03:52 AM
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I just got the longest BJ

That's it, just bragging. Just met this girl last night at a bar. Her and her roomate and my buddy hung out at my hosue tonight and me and her casually left to my bedroom and
Oh man, that was great. She knew how to work the balls and everything.

Got love those girls.

Great thing about it is, I have to leave for the airport in about 90 mins. Great ending to a semester in Scottsdale.
Old 12-18-2003, 03:54 AM
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loool, scottsdale, what do u expect bro, good job :beerchug: where r u from originally?
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Originally posted by TL_Diplomat
loool, scottsdale, what do u expect bro, good job :beerchug: where r u from originally?
I'm from Rye, NY. I still live there just here for college (ASU)
my flight leaves at 6am.


my buddys comment on this

G taz 19 (2:56:28 AM): did you get it in her eye
G1O2L3F (2:56:40 AM): nah she swalloed it all like a good girl
G taz 19 (2:57:01 AM): girls like it in their eyes
G taz 19 (2:57:10 AM): its a sweet burn they can't do without
G taz 19 (2:57:23 AM): try to get it in her eye next time
G1O2L3F (2:57:28 AM): HAHAHAHA
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funny as hell, Rye, NY...where the fu(k is that??? im from North Jersey, so what would be relativly close?
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Originally posted by TL_Diplomat
funny as hell, Rye, NY...where the fu(k is that??? im from North Jersey, so what would be relativly close?
It's in Westchester county. Like 25 mins north of Manhattan.

Nah you're not far, you would prob take 287 tappan Zee bridge
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oo ok
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o yo, wana make a bet???



the bet goes as follows, as your flying from AZ, to PA, u have to hook up with some1 from the plane, and the only we we can believe u is if u take a pic of u and her with ur hand on her boobs, the wager is $25. any1 else wana get in on this?
Old 12-18-2003, 04:15 AM
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Originally posted by TL_Diplomat
o yo, wana make a bet???



the bet goes as follows, as your flying from AZ, to PA, u have to hook up with some1 from the plane, and the only we we can believe u is if u take a pic of u and her with ur hand on her boobs, the wager is $25. any1 else wana get in on this?
I would take that bet cept for I'm taking the 6am flight to NY goign to HPN. There ain't going to be anyone on that plane hardly and the ones that are on it are going to be 50 year old businessman.

And I don't want my hand on their boobs.

But last three times I flew I got a girls number, two of them ended up having happy endings, one I Never called back.
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gotta love desperate girls
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Originally posted by Crazy Sellout
gotta love desperate girls
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Old 12-18-2003, 04:25 AM
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learn to take pics of chicks when they com over damn it. Entertain me with that instead of these stories.
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Originally posted by Crazy Sellout
learn to take pics of chicks when they com over damn it. Entertain me with that instead of these stories.

I know I know, I gotta get a fucking camera phone already

That way it's less obvious at least.

Also in that stage, my mind isn't really thinking about posting pics on ACL, see but after I'm like aight who can I brag too. And ACL is always wake, soo...
Old 12-18-2003, 04:28 AM
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BTW, we didn't have time to get to sex and stuff. PLus her friend was in the other room and had to go.

So she said when you come to see me in college we will finish this, and bring the astroglide too. Cause we were talking about earlier in the night.
Old 12-18-2003, 04:30 AM
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ur a riot dude!
Old 12-18-2003, 07:00 AM
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I'll buy you a camera phone to keep us all entertained! Now, did you return the favor to her?
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Pics FIRST...Thread Second!!!
Old 12-18-2003, 07:20 AM
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youngins need to get married......blow jobs...long/short etc., are daily occurances....not even at home....driving to the store, pulling over on the side of the road, at the movie theater etc.,


PGA,
how could it be the longest blow job???? If you didn't have time for sex, and her friend was waiting in the other room....how long could it have been.
Old 12-18-2003, 07:31 AM
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Originally posted by thecheat
PGA,
how could it be the longest blow job???? If you didn't have time for sex, and her friend was waiting in the other room....how long could it have been.
To translate for you: he was and had a bit of the "wiskey-dink"
Old 12-18-2003, 09:48 AM
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Originally posted by pgatour1
I know I know, I gotta get a fucking camera phone already

That way it's less obvious at least.

Also in that stage, my mind isn't really thinking about posting pics on ACL, see but after I'm like aight who can I brag too. And ACL is always wake, soo...
ACL should always be on your mind!!!

Oh and wouldn't a good blowjob not last very long??
Old 12-18-2003, 10:30 AM
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Old 12-18-2003, 11:37 AM
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all these stories and never any pics to prove it... hmmm...

Tony we are gonna hang out and I want to see you really work...

I am curious to know if its you or just AZ is full of sluts.. or what...
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man i need to take a little trip to AZ.
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Originally posted by pgatour1
Also in that stage, my mind isn't really thinking about posting pics on ACL....
I'd say thats a good thing.
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i dont want to see ur cock so dont post pics
Old 12-18-2003, 10:02 PM
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Originally posted by darrinb
i dont want to see ur cock so dont post pics
LMAO!!!

darrin i LOVE your posts!!!
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Originally posted by darrinb
i dont want to see ur cock so dont post pics
Take pics as long as your not in em.
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