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With a bunch of things, maybe groceries
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Meh whatever they are just condoms
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I don't use condoms I love to raw dog it!
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How do you buy condoms?

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Old 07-20-2006, 02:59 PM
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How do you buy condoms?

I had to pick up some condoms yesterday and I also wanted to pick up harry potter for a friend. Well for some reason I couldn't do it. I cant buy condoms and lube and harry potter...I don't know why but it was just a weird thing. So I just bought the condoms.

So how do you buy them?
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umm...with a credit card.

EDIT. Ah, there's the poll. I don't care, I haven't bought condoms in over 5 years. When I did, I didn't care. My ex-gf would actually come with me. I don't know where I got the condoms that I have now though.

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Old 07-20-2006, 03:03 PM
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Not a repost but here's my answer.

https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...hlight=condoms
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Just buy them whenever. Not a big deal.
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If I buy them I usually just get them when I'm at the store. My g/f pics up a bunch every time she goes in for her woman exam.
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I haven't had sex with a condom on since I was 19.
Old 07-20-2006, 03:18 PM
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Walked into Target
picked up 4 boxes
walked over to the hottest cashier
smiled and paid
left
Old 07-20-2006, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by teg_to_bike
Walked into Target
picked up 4 boxes
walked over to the hottest cashier
smiled and paid
left
had thoughts of using said condoms with hot cashier
Fixed *

And that's how I wasted my 7777th post.
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I obviously don't use condoms.

I'm gonna go get snip snip done pretty soon.
Old 07-20-2006, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Ashburner
I obviously don't use condoms.

I'm gonna go get snip snip done pretty soon.
Closing the barn door after the horses are out?
Old 07-20-2006, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by teg_to_bike
Walked into Target
picked up 4 boxes
walked over to the hottest cashier
smiled and paid
left
had thoughts of threesome with hot cashier using said condoms
Double fixed *
Old 07-20-2006, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by teg_to_bike
Double fixed *
There you go.
Old 07-20-2006, 03:31 PM
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I buy condoms/lubricants with other personal care products. I always go to the local CVS with a list in mind since itt's a waste of time to go there for just one item.
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i dont use em... but i did buy them once... some dude actually commented and said "at least hes getting laid!" to his wife!! LOL!!!
Old 07-20-2006, 03:58 PM
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what's the big deal? buying condoms tells the world you're not a minch00. why be embarassed?

i'd like to buy some with some duct tape and condoms and ask the cashier if they have chloroform.
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along time ago i would be embarrassed to go in w/ my man, now i'll go buy em

and as stated, they will know that your gettin some
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Originally Posted by DRM600
what's the big deal? buying condoms tells the world you're not a minch00. why be embarassed?

i'd like to buy some with some duct tape and condoms and ask the cashier if they have chloroform.
Right up there with going into your local CVS, purchasing a pregnancy test, and showing up 10 minutes later buying some coathangers, rubbing alcohol, and tissue.

Just restating an idea AD posted a long time ago.

It was in a good thread: https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...ight=pregnancy
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ohh gawddamn this is hilarious, i couldnt stop laughing at linked threads
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Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
Fixed *

And that's how I wasted my 7777th post.
way 2 go Kurt, way 2 go
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I pay for birth control pills, boyfriend pays for condoms

I think he just buys them with everything esle at Walmart.
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i bought a box, hasnt been opened but i just bought it with a few other things. i was embarassed/nervous at first then i was like eff it, although i didnt have the nerve to goto the pretty cute cashier
Old 07-20-2006, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
I pay for birth control pills, boyfriend pays for condoms

I think he just buys them with everything esle at Walmart.
He should be able to get the next batch for free, as long as he has ID on him

It depends. Sometimes I buy them myself, but often while with the woman. We usually stock up, so we don't go that often.
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ohh gawddamn this is hilarious, i couldnt stop laughing at linked threads
Especially the Magnum one.
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I don't use condoms I love to raw dog it! !!!!!!!

the benefits of monogomy
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Where is the "steal them" option?
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Originally Posted by CLean B
I don't use condoms I love to raw dog it! !!!!!!!

the benefits of monogomy





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Anybody afraid to buy condoms doesn't deserve to have sex.
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I walked into rite aid last sunday, picked up a 5oz of astro, walked up to the doable cashier smiled and put in right in front of her. then I asked my lady friend if she had eleven bucks gave it to the cashier, got a dirty look, I smiled and walked out.
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Originally Posted by Titand19
I walked into rite aid last sunday, picked up a 5oz of astro, walked up to the doable cashier smiled and put in right in front of her. then I asked my lady friend if she had eleven bucks gave it to the cashier, got a dirty look, I smiled and walked out.
You should have invited her...double the pleasure, double the fun.
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It's not that big of a deal. Just buy them. And be sure you go to a female cashier.

This way when she politely says "Thank you, have a good night," you can reply "YOU KNOW I WILL."
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Originally Posted by Big Duhty
Anybody afraid to buy condoms doesn't deserve to have sex.
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DEF. not with harry potter.... That would look fucked up as all hell....

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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
It's not that big of a deal. Just buy them. And be sure you go to a female cashier.

This way when she politely says "Thank you, have a good night," you can reply "YOU KNOW I WILL."
I always get mine @ walmart cuz they're like $4-5 cheaper than the grocery stores, so they're always mixed in, but I have no shame. I'm a magnum man Nothing like the look on the little high school girl cashier's face to make it all worth it
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
I always get mine @ walmart cuz they're like $4-5 cheaper than the grocery stores, so they're always mixed in, but I have no shame. I'm a magnum man Nothing like the look on the little high school girl cashier's face to make it all worth it
I saw some 16 year old kid buy those at 7-11. I just looked at him and said "yeah right".
I almost died laughing at him.
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Originally Posted by SwervinCL
I saw some 16 year old kid buy those at 7-11. I just looked at him and said "yeah right".
I almost died laughing at him.
Some guys are well-equipped. Even at a young age.
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And out come the giant e-penises.
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e-penis wars fun stuff!
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
And out come the giant e-penises.

now that's funny!


I just buy them at Target.....
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