I went out with this girl that actually asked me out. We went to dinner and the movies. We got out of the movies at around 12 and she said that she had to get home. To say goodbye she gave me a nice firm handshake. Wow I guess I am not the PIMP I thought I was. Anyways just thought i would share.

 

OUCH!

 

those are the freaky ones, gotta watch out for them. once you get'em loose, its all over.

 

What, they fuck you till your dick falls off?

 

a handshake!!!! sorry bro, but im' over here...i've never had that happen! but hey man, at least u know it aint going anywhere. No wondering if you made a connection, know what i mean.

 

You should have reached for the kiss/handshake combo. If she turns down the kiss, you don't ever have to see her again so you win either way.

 

lol @ kiss/handshake combo. I've done the handshake thing to a guy before. I just wasn't feelin him...but who knows...maybe she just wanted to take it REALLLY slow .

 

That's lame.
At least a hug is called for after you take her out... even if it comes with a "sorry but it won't work out" message.

Call the girl back up when you know she's not at home and leave a message saying that you enjoyed the night out and would like another opportunity to shake her hand.

 

i actually went out with this girl but got these odd stomach cramps so i really wasn't in the mood to hook up. we hit it off really well but i jsut kissed her on the cheek bye

i wonder if that sent the wrong message

 

yeah I would at least give a hug for the effort.

handshake? was it a business deal? and at another opportunity to shake her hand

 

Dude you got owned . Plain and simple.







Damn



I get hugs by just seeing a girl, a little more by taking them out...


NOT THAT MUCH MORE, but dammit, it's more than what you got.

 

I have heard many stories about this girl. Right now I can't tell what she is. My buddy goes out with her sister so he got the inside and supposidly she is very "conservative". We are gonna have to break that.

 

I agree with that. My handshake date was because we ended on really bad terms...he was lucky to get that handshake and a ride home

 

damn that sucks, not ven a hug, c mon man

 

what about kissing her hand like they did in the old days....kinda romantic no?

 

after the handshake, shoulda said, "hey, you know what, i've got a thing between my legs that you can shake too."

but c'mon man ... most chicks i used to date (back when I was single of course :P) usually hug-and-peck-on-cheek right off the bat when I see them. then after the date, as long as I didn't offend their sensibilities (by making fun of their faces or any other body parts, disparaging their culture, race, religion, etc., or staring at their ample, heaving breasts), i'd get another hug-and-peck-on-cheek.

if my charming personality shone out brightly, or they bought my line of bullshit, heavy petting would commence. but c'mon, man? handshake? i'd fucking slug her or at least ask her for my money back.

 

typo? did you mean handjob?

 

A hug? That has gay written all over it! Try for the kiss and if she turns it down, don't ever call her again.

 

OWNED

 

Halle Berry said even if your feeling each other, wait it out to drive up the anticipation. No kissing on the first date.

 

 

LOL and the bitch gets cheated on by Eric Benet LOL

not to mention David Justice beat her on the head with a baseball bat (so i heard)

yea ladies, take her advice lol

 

I quoted what she said. I did not say listen, nor did I say she was an expert bub.

 

obviously.

i wasn't criticising you.

 

I know, I was just saying dude.

 

ill beat her down with my meat stick!

 

bah. I was all over my fiance the first date. and thats not normal for me.

 

slut :bukkake:

 

yeah im such a slut ive stayed with him for almost 4 years.

 

Diff strokes for diff folks. U can't generalize people when it's time to make a move. I've had success the 1st night, sometimes later. It all depends on the lady.

If she's feeling you all u have to do is not say something dumb and your in there. But it is an ancient art to tell if she does feel you the first night.

Young jedi, you must practice and believe in the force.