View Poll Results: Guys: Do you feel adequate down there?
Yes. I also believe it has no bearing on my relationships.
36
34.62%
Yes. I believe that it works in my favour when it come to impressing my partners.
26
25.00%
No, but I don't believe it has any effect on my sexual relationships.
4
3.85%
No, I wish it was thicker.
5
4.81%
No, I wish it was longer.
7
6.73%
No, I wish it was thicker AND longer.
18
17.31%
No, I wish it wasn't curved.
2
1.92%
No, it's too thick and long and is embarrassing to wear swim trunks and somewhat tighter clothing.
3
2.88%
No. I'm unhappy with the general size and curvature and looks of my member.
3
2.88%
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Guys: Do you feel adequate?
06-14-2005, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Everytime you say that a little part of me cries.
I have a slight left curve, nothing drastic though and I have never had a girl complain about being hurt because of the curve, certainly no horror stories like yours. Just because you met up with some freakazoid cock, or a dude that didn't know what he was doing doesn't mean you should spread blasphemy against curvers like myself.
We are not dangerous.
Curve cocks don't hurt women, people who don't know what they are doing do.
FOCUS:
Answering the question, I am happy with my piece and it has enhanced almost all relationships I have been in. She was happy and I was confident and that makes for great sex!
I have a slight left curve, nothing drastic though and I have never had a girl complain about being hurt because of the curve, certainly no horror stories like yours. Just because you met up with some freakazoid cock, or a dude that didn't know what he was doing doesn't mean you should spread blasphemy against curvers like myself.
We are not dangerous.
Curve cocks don't hurt women, people who don't know what they are doing do.
FOCUS:
Answering the question, I am happy with my piece and it has enhanced almost all relationships I have been in. She was happy and I was confident and that makes for great sex!
06-14-2005, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by chef chris
...And maybe OT, but does anyone else feel the slightest bit wierded out answering a poll about penis appreciation initiated by a gay gentleman? 
I think Im gonna start a thread on whether or not its weird that sometimes when I take a shit it feels good 
06-14-2005, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
I think Im gonna start a thread on whether or not its weird that sometimes when I take a shit it feels good Look in the "poop archives"...
06-14-2005, 10:12 PM
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I'm a Jew....and I have problems whatsoever with my piece.
06-14-2005, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by chef chris
...And maybe OT, but does anyone else feel the slightest bit wierded out answering a poll about penis appreciation initiated by a gay gentleman?
06-14-2005, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Tireguy
I am Jewish, and the ladies do like it 
06-14-2005, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
are you one of those sexy hot buff jewish dudes? because i like those. not sure why.. i'm not jewish myself...
06-15-2005, 08:02 AM
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no complaints from any of the ladies. Slight curve to the right...oh, wait...to the left? Hold on.
Either way, it keeps the ladies drippin'
Either way, it keeps the ladies drippin'
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06-15-2005, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
are you one of those sexy hot buff jewish dudes? because i like those. not sure why.. i'm not jewish myself...
And the reason is multi-faceted
1) We treat women right
2) We have $$$
3) We have the "goods"
06-15-2005, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
I am. Do you mind sharing the bed with my wife?
And the reason is multi-faceted
1) We treat women right
2) We have $$$
3) We have the "goods"
And the reason is multi-faceted
1) We treat women right
2) We have $$$
3) We have the "goods"
I always thought you were asian
06-15-2005, 09:11 AM
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dɐɹɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ
Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
1) We treat women right
2) We have $$$
3) We have the "goods"
I am not super buff, but in very good shape, I don't have the typical jewish curly hair, for some reason its straight in our family- go figure. Sort of Jeff Goldblum meets Chris Noth(Mr. Big from Sex and the City) only much younger
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06-15-2005, 09:13 AM
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I have the size department down pat, I got an up curve and a slight curve to the left, drives me nuts, but the ladies seem to like it.
The wierdest thing though, i don't want to throw out measurements or anything but mine REALLY increases in size when i get going. Like the length increases 4 or 5 times from hard to soft, i could be a model for penis enlargement commercials. But girls seem to like the surprise when i go from (embarrasingly) small to tall.
The wierdest thing though, i don't want to throw out measurements or anything but mine REALLY increases in size when i get going. Like the length increases 4 or 5 times from hard to soft, i could be a model for penis enlargement commercials. But girls seem to like the surprise when i go from (embarrasingly) small to tall.
06-15-2005, 09:35 AM
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Interesting. Interesting.
Welp, unlike most of the guys here, I don't feel that I have the size department "down pat". When hard, my cock is like 5.5" Not huge. I wish it were bigger, but oh well. At least it's nice and straight. Kinda thick, but wont be giving a kielbasa a run for its money.
06-15-2005, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by wstevens
Welp, unlike most of the guys here, I don't feel that I have the size department "down pat". When hard, my cock is like 5.5" Not huge. I wish it were bigger, but oh well. At least it's nice and straight. Kinda thick, but wont be giving a kielbasa a run for its money.
but 5.5 and thick is still good according to most women I know. I have had to break up with 2 girls because they were really small and i was big, we plain couldn't have normal sex.
This is a wierd question but what are you guys small? I am like 1.5-2" but hard i am 8.5, makes skinny dipping wierd unless i pop one, that's pretty abnormal right? So unless i am sleeping with a chick, pretty much any dude around has me done for.
06-15-2005, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by charlesgage
I have the size department down pat, I got an up curve and a slight curve to the left, drives me nuts, but the ladies seem to like it.
The wierdest thing though, i don't want to throw out measurements or anything but mine REALLY increases in size when i get going. Like the length increases 4 or 5 times from hard to soft, i could be a model for penis enlargement commercials. But girls seem to like the surprise when i go from (embarrasingly) small to tall.
The wierdest thing though, i don't want to throw out measurements or anything but mine REALLY increases in size when i get going. Like the length increases 4 or 5 times from hard to soft, i could be a model for penis enlargement commercials. But girls seem to like the surprise when i go from (embarrasingly) small to tall.
06-15-2005, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
You're a grow-er, not a show-er. I thought everyone knew these terms
06-15-2005, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Its not blasphemy dammit. He was drunk and we were in the middle of some rough sex. I guess he didn't handle his tool like he should have...
You could have been hurt just as easily by a regular straight cock, you were not hurt because his cock was crooked. It was hurt because, and I am quoting YOU now.
"He was drunk and we were in the middle of some rough sex. I guess he didn't handle his tool like he should have..."
^
That's what sent you to the ER.
Curvers are not DANGEROUS.
And BTW, any woman who would like a demonstration of the lack danger my curve presents, I would be happy to oblige.
06-15-2005, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
IT IS BLASPHEMY!
You could have been hurt just as easily by a regular straight cock, you were not hurt because his cock was crooked. It was hurt because, and I am quoting YOU now.
"He was drunk and we were in the middle of some rough sex. I guess he didn't handle his tool like he should have..."
^
That's what sent you to the ER.
Curvers are not DANGEROUS.
And BTW, any woman who would like a demonstration of the lack danger my curve presents, I would be happy to oblige.
You could have been hurt just as easily by a regular straight cock, you were not hurt because his cock was crooked. It was hurt because, and I am quoting YOU now.
"He was drunk and we were in the middle of some rough sex. I guess he didn't handle his tool like he should have..."
^
That's what sent you to the ER.
Curvers are not DANGEROUS.
And BTW, any woman who would like a demonstration of the lack danger my curve presents, I would be happy to oblige.
06-15-2005, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Dammit Waddy unless I take pics of his penis, I don't think anyone's going to believe me on this. But trust me his dick was more than just "slightly" curved. When you aren't careful and you try to slam something big and crooked into something that is small and narrow like myself, while intoxicated, that's a potential accident asking to happen!
OK no need to threaten me with pics.
If you ever posted pics of some dude's piece and blamed me I think soopa himself would lead an AZ sweeper team to take us both out.
Just saying, I am sorry you had that one bad (ok, terrible) experience but don't freak out girls who have never been with curvers. Give curvers a chance
06-15-2005, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
OK no need to threaten me with pics.
If you ever posted pics of some dude's piece and blamed me I think soopa himself would lead an AZ sweeper team to take us both out.
Just saying, I am sorry you had that one bad (ok, terrible) experience but don't freak out girls who have never been with curvers. Give curvers a chance
If you ever posted pics of some dude's piece and blamed me I think soopa himself would lead an AZ sweeper team to take us both out.
Just saying, I am sorry you had that one bad (ok, terrible) experience but don't freak out girls who have never been with curvers. Give curvers a chance
Edit: Oops, I see that you are.
06-15-2005, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
OK no need to threaten me with pics.
If you ever posted pics of some dude's piece and blamed me I think soopa himself would lead an AZ sweeper team to take us both out.
Just saying, I am sorry you had that one bad (ok, terrible) experience but don't freak out girls who have never been with curvers. Give curvers a chance
If you ever posted pics of some dude's piece and blamed me I think soopa himself would lead an AZ sweeper team to take us both out.
Just saying, I am sorry you had that one bad (ok, terrible) experience but don't freak out girls who have never been with curvers. Give curvers a chance
to the curve!
06-15-2005, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by TLover
Hmmm, getting a little defensive. Are you a curver?
Wouldn't my crusade for curve acceptance be a little gay if I wasn't?
06-15-2005, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Wouldn't my crusade for curve acceptance be a little gay if I wasn't?
06-19-2005, 01:53 AM
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honestly being asian i dont 
06-19-2005, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by RMATIC09
wait, what bearing does being a jew have?
ima jew
ima jew
they have nice dicks.
maybe you didn't get the memo.