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Old 03-28-2005, 08:49 PM
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A good women is like...

a McGriddles
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Old 03-28-2005, 08:58 PM
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You are a whore.

That is all.
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Old 03-28-2005, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by chef chris
You are a whore.

That is all.



that commerical just kills me...


oh yeah, and pot...kettle...yes. you're black
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Old 03-28-2005, 08:59 PM
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I'd lick the syrup off her ass any day.
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Old 03-28-2005, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by chef chris
I'd lick the syrup off her ass any day.


oh my god...that was one ofthe funniest things all week. going in my aim away message


She isn't hot, shes cute...but you can tell she has puffy nipples. I don't like puffy nipples. I think the fact that she just wants it, makes her cuter.
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
oh my god...that was one ofthe funniest things all week. going in my aim away message


She isn't hot, shes cute...but you can tell she has puffy nipples. I don't like puffy nipples. I think the fact that she just wants it, makes her cuter.
put some ice on them, they won't be puffy anymore..

but yes, you are right, puffy = gross. so are pepperoni nips.
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Less ass and nipple talk, more McGriddle talk
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how do you know she has puffy nipples?
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Old 03-28-2005, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by wsklar
Less ass and nipple talk, more McGriddle talk



oh and about the nipples...you can just tell. I don't know how.. call it a third or even a fourth sense
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Originally Posted by wsklar
Less ass and nipple talk, more McGriddle talk

Aren't these the most fattening sandwich McDonalds has?

I missed this commercial...
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If a good women is like a McGriddle what kind of women is like the "Enormous Omlette Sandwich" released by Burger King?

http://www.usatoday.com/money/indust...ger-king_x.htm

"On Monday, the No. 2 fast-food chain launches its Enormous Omelet Sandwich. How enormous? For those counting: one sausage patty, two eggs, two American cheese slices and three strips of bacon. On a bun.

For those still counting, that's four layers of breakfast with 730 calories oozing 47 grams of fat. For about $2.99, depending on the market.
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Old 03-28-2005, 09:53 PM
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^^^ The Queens of Comedy...
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Originally Posted by pgatour1


oh and about the nipples...you can just tell. I don't know how.. call it a third or even a fourth sense

thats weird. i have the same ability to sense this. probably because i have serious breast attachment issues
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thats weird. i have the same ability to sense this. probably because i have serious breast attachment issues

convo with Greenie
Greenielikesmen (8:55:50 PM): She makes more money then me... I wish I had boobs sometimes lol
Godis1ofus (8:56:04 PM): if I had boobs, I'd stay home wayyyy to much
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Old 03-28-2005, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
convo with Greenie
Greenielikesmen (8:55:50 PM): She makes more money then me... I wish I had boobs sometimes lol
Godis1ofus (8:56:04 PM): if I had boobs, I'd stay home wayyyy to much



i would too...i'd be naked all the time...i'd never be allowed in public
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
convo with Greenie
Greenielikesmen (8:55:50 PM): She makes more money then me... I wish I had boobs sometimes lol
Godis1ofus (8:56:04 PM): if I had boobs, I'd stay home wayyyy to much


The chick is cute, and you're right, she's even hotter when she's trying to put the moves on the clueless dude...
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she kinda reminds me of the flute-in-pussy girl from american pie...in a more innocent, hasn't made you say what her-fuckin-name-is kinda way
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Originally Posted by nicholbr
she kinda reminds me of the flute-in-pussy girl from american pie...in a more innocent, hasn't made you say what her-fuckin-name-is kinda way




and greenie :agreed:
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
oh my god...that was one ofthe funniest things all week. going in my aim away message


She isn't hot, shes cute...but you can tell she has puffy nipples. I don't like puffy nipples. I think the fact that she just wants it, makes her cuter.
I'd put money on a massive camel toe, too.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
I'd put money on a massive camel toe, too.

:gross:
elephant ears
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