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Old 06-17-2004, 06:32 PM
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I was standing naked and flacid next to my large bay window, wondering how it had gotten so dirty one sunny day. Out on the sidewalk a young hottie was laughing at me. I wasn't sure it was me she was laughing at so I waved. She then flashed your breasts at me, pulled up her skirt, and then gestured some sort of hip thrusting motion. I immediately went un-flacid (sprung), passed out and hit my head on my coffee table. When I came to, she was gone, I was bleeding from my head, and...well...flacid again.
Old 06-17-2004, 07:18 PM
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meh..... 1/10
Old 06-17-2004, 09:27 PM
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I dont get it..













JK. it was funny though.
Old 06-17-2004, 11:12 PM
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SpaK FlaCiD EnGlasH
Old 06-18-2004, 05:27 PM
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Old 06-22-2004, 09:48 PM
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what?!?! :sqnteek: :sqnteek: :sqnteek:
Old 06-22-2004, 10:57 PM
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Wtf?
Old 06-23-2004, 08:36 AM
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giggity giggity giggity
 
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:05 PM
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