Well, after talking to a girl for over 3 months online, we decided to meet last night at a local Starbucks. I had seen here on her webcam so I knew what she looked like and I wasn't dissappointed.

Anyways, we had coffee, chatted, and then went to a sportsbar to continue the conversation. We were holding hands at the table and it felt very nice. I've gotten to know her pretty well over the last few months and I've never pressured her into meeting. Finally she decided it was time and we had a lot of fun.

I gave her a nice soft kiss goodnight and we both went home with a smile. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to tell her about my pregnant friend Lori, and that I am an expecting father. I'm not sure how she is going to take it.

 

Hmm.....its good that you had a fun time, but honestly, i think you should of told her about being a daddy, i dont think she's gonna take that one too well, IMHO.

 

I am going to tell her, next time we talk. So far, it hasn't really put any ladies off yet but I dunno...

 

Well, if it were me, and i'd been talking to a girl for a few months, getting to know her well, and then we finally met, and she still didnt tell me she had a kid, or pregnant, etc.......and then i found out later, i'd walk. Thats not something you leave out.

I dont care what your favorite color is, where your first job was, or your horoscope, but damnit, i wanna know if u're gonna have a kid or not!

 

Very true... I guess I was thinking that the more she gets to know me, the more she will like me first, and then I will tell her. You are right though and I will tell her. If she can't accept it, then it is her loss... I already have other girls that don't think it is such a big deal. They actually think it is prety cool since Lori and I are such good friends.

 

Well Ash.....i hope it works out for you.

 

good luck mang. Thats an odd situation to be in.

 

fuck being honest. seduce her into liking you enough to not just walk then break the news...

anyway what happened to vegas love

 

hm... it's different for fathers looking for girls though

as long as she feels she's not going to have to be a mom, i don't see why she would object to it

i think it'd depend on what your relationship with Lori is, and what sort of role you want to play in the child's life

 

 

And dont you have a kid with your ex? damn bro, you need to change your name from ashburner to johnny appleseed.

 

good luck man, if she is not alright with it i'm sure there are plenty who are.

 

No, I don't have a child with my Ex. Lori is the only pregnant one.

 

See, now you're thinking along my lines... Anyways, she messaged me today and invited me over to her place for a movie tonight. We'll see what happens.

I'm still seeing Amanda (the stripper) too.

 

We need a f*cking program to follow your shit, Ash! :confusedasf*ck:

 

My bad, all these stories start blending together at some point

 

Ok, just got back from her place... Jodi cooked me dinner and we played Super Mario Bro's... Then we watched Jerry MacGuire. We made out on the couch and she asked me to stay the night but I politely turned her down.

I didn't tell her about Lori yet but I can tell she has already fallen for me... I don't think it will change anything.

 

Sorry about that.

Quick rundown...

Becca = roommate- she wants me. I won't give it to her.
Lori = Friend who loves me and is having my child. We are not dating.
Amanda = Stripper g/f
Jessica = stripper f*ck friend in Vegas.
KB = Ex wife who still loves me.
Jenn = Ex fiance who still loves me and is coming down here soon.
Ashley = Hooters waitress... kinda dating.
Kristi = Redhead smart chick i want who is playing hard to get.
Jodi = Internet girl- dating
Noel, Melissa, and lea = 3 chicks at work that i mess around with.
Sonya = Louisiana girl i met on airplane... always good random fun.

I hope this clears things up... This list will probably be growing.

 

Sounds like a colony for STD breeding

 

^^^

 

ya this could read......


Quick rundown...

Becca = roommate- she wants me. I won't give it to her cuz she has crabs
Lori = my baby's mama
Amanda = Stripper g/f that can really work the pole
Jessica = stripper f*ck friend in Vegas who got clymidia from ashley's exboyfriend.
KB = Ex wife who still loves me.
Jenn = Ex fiance who still loves me and is coming down here soon.
Ashley = Hooters waitress... kinda dating although she has genital warts.
Kristi = Redhead smart chick i want who is playing hard to get.
Jodi = Internet girl- dating
Noel, Melissa, and lea = 3 chicks at work that i mess around with all with the clap.
Sonya = Louisiana girl i met on airplane... always good random fun if you dont mind the sores.









j/k i couldnt resist

 

^^^^^^

 

Nice

 

 

All i know is that ashburner did them all.

 

 

The worst part, i don't think i have anything like that on my list. Hmm have no list

 

Jodi just invited me over again tonight... It will be our third date and I am definitely going to fuck her... Yes, I have condoms... thanks guys.

 

Pics forthcoming???

 

yo ashburner, dont take this the wrong way but i gotta ask. youre, what, 25? something around that? now im by no means don juan over here but you arent exactly the best looking guy under the sun, im just wondering how it is that you pull so many chicks?? is it the money you throw around? a tight game? what?

please dont be offended, if anything it should be a compliment to your game, i got respect for you after the shit ive seen posted here, thats for sure. im just really curious how a guy that is pretty average looking pulls so much poon, HOT poon, no less.

 

Maybe he has a big ............ and they all know it.

 

If he ain't got it in the hips, he can do it with the lips....

 

Jim, it's all about self-confidence. I went a long time with absolutely ZERO! I was a computer geek in high school, I barely made the soccer team, and no one even knew I was on the track team. I didn't get my first girl until I was 18.

And I let people judge me... and I believed them. Until one day I said FUCK IT! Yes, I am average looking, but I am tall, smart, extremly funny, and outgoing. Being financiall successful helps because I can treat people well. I don't throw around my money, but I'm not a cheap ass either. I take care of my friends, and they take care of me.

I've finally figured out that women do have hearts. They do like guys that make them laugh, make them blush, and make them wait. Patience can be the key, especially if the woman is not instantly attracted to me. All I have to do is be myself, and treat them as I would like to be treated, and suddenly clothes are an after-thought.

No one that doesn't know me can judge me. Women are very judgmental, but I won't allow them to do to me what they once did. Am I better than that, and at times, I tell myself I am better than them. It may not be true but it makes me feel better about myself without being an outward asshole.

I have to remind myself that we are all just people. Animals even... Nothing is stopping me from being a gentleman, and nothing is stopping them from taking off their clothes. That's a fact!

 

You would be surprised at how much women actually talk about this. I have never dissappointed a woman, although I feel really shitty when I hurt them.

But yes, for a dude of 6'4", I have been blessed.

 

i think/feel the same way...

as they say "keep the P in it"

 

OK Ashburner, you know we are expecting an update of your recent encounter with Jodi. Did the snizzle sizzle?

 

A gentleman never tells































But I will

We made out for a long time... It was wierd, I felt like I was 18 again. Then it really got wierd. She told me she is falling for me... FAST! That's when I decided it wouldn't be right for me to sleep with her. I'm not falling, and I don't want to hurt her. I backed off and she cooked spaghetti for dinner. That was nice.

Poor Christian girl is so nice but I just couldn't do it. Now I'm not sure what I'm going to do. I can completely break it off or just take it really really slow.

 

How about the Kristi girl?? Damn this is like soaps or something. Maybe this is Y chicks dig them so much.

 

Kristi is the one chick I can see myself with... She has been sick but I'm gonna call her tonight and see how she is feeling.

 

Ash, take her some chicken soup & chocolate covered strawberries. Now is the time to give her some TLC while she is vulnerable. Geophysicists do it with sound waves - brings a tingle to the pringle.