First Date Conversation
 

1st Date Conversation

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: 3 six packs

Lady: How much per six pack

Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which
puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the
past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been
put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

meh, 4/10

Ugh..

the punchline was a let down.

$10 for a six pack of beer?!? That better be some damn good beer.

7:51pm posts...:damn:

not even once.

Who the hell drinks 3 six packs a day other than Mr. Maker?

10.76 for a sixer of Heineken at the convenience store :shrug:

Who the hell drinks Heineken? Bleh.

:rofl:

Sadly, I paid $55 for 2 bottles of beer last weekend

What the fuck is wrong with you?

^the ravens won the super bowl.

Even after just drinking 3 six packs I still didn't find it funny :O

So wait how exactly is this specifically "first date conversation" ? Iunno, I usually have women ask me that before the first date...

Nothing, it was good ass beer

:notfunny:

late to the party but how is this D&R?

Good question, probably because they wanted to mask their bad joke as a thread :dunno:

And I thought it was gona be - do you go ass to mouth?

3G TL, you don't say.

pics?

Oh 3G...

:rofl:

Whitney Houston is dead / 10

:rofl:

:explode:

:iofluffy:

http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/...zle/null-5.png

:what:

:hurl:

At least it was good. :shrug:

Or is "good" a relative measure to ass beer?

I always thought ass beer was a 3 step process:

1. Lay on back, feet to the sky
2. Beer enema
3. Stand up with beer funnel under freshly enema'd ass, tube to ack's mouth

Enjoy! :thumbsup:

:puke:

:banned:




:nono:

Tuesday, you're confusing me with your spring break brah

good is subjective..