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dude, you are an ugly, cheesy cell phone salesman at the mall, get off the high horse and get a grip on yourself. you arent colin farrell dude. hell, youre not even WILL ferrell
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Originally Posted by jimcol711
dude, you are an ugly, cheesy cell phone salesman at the mall, get off the high horse and get a grip on yourself. you arent colin farrell dude. hell, youre not even WILL ferrell
WOW...Jimmy speaks the truth....now go bang that Fat quadruple chinnned big titted skank...
O wait you already did!
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Originally Posted by Waddy
I always get molested by fat chicks when I go to clubs. They grab my ass, my biceps and my piece, I am like yow wassup wit dat?! Fat chicks are so forward.
I have never been with a fat chick, been with a couple chunky chicks, and a girl that had a kid and didn't really lose the gut. But never just a straight up big chick. If you're a chick and you weigh over 150, you better be at least 5'9" and have most of it in your ass and titties.
I have never been with a fat chick, been with a couple chunky chicks, and a girl that had a kid and didn't really lose the gut. But never just a straight up big chick. If you're a chick and you weigh over 150, you better be at least 5'9" and have most of it in your ass and titties.
mikey... if you want good-looking girls, you need to show pride in your appearance as well. now i've never seen a pic of you, but i'm assuming it's safe to say it wouldn't hurt for you to hit the gym..........
#49
Originally Posted by Chinisimo
someone please hook andrea up w/ a mikey pic. there are literally dozens of him
Trying to find one that isn't chopped is the hard part....
He should post a new one since he says he goes to the gym 5-6days a week....
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Originally Posted by tmk70
This man speaks truth. Who the fuck do you think you are, Mikey? Sloppy looking overweight braggart salesmen should not be pointing the finger at anyone
I like how you throw in "salesmen" and "sloppy" into the same sentence...when u dont even know me...
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Originally Posted by phil2
Mikey....Just that one fat slut you posted pics of if you already havent and just admit youre a fat ugly piece of shit and we will accept you!
Cause we all know your the best looking dude on the board....
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Originally Posted by jimcol711
dude, you are an ugly, cheesy cell phone salesman at the mall, get off the high horse and get a grip on yourself. you arent colin farrell dude. hell, youre not even WILL ferrell
what does a cell phone salesman and looking like colin farrell or will ferrell have to do with anything??
I just asked a simple question on why fat girls flock to me...??
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Originally Posted by jimcol711
dude, you are an ugly, cheesy cell phone salesman at the mall, get off the high horse and get a grip on yourself. you arent colin farrell dude. hell, youre not even WILL ferrell
That's the funniest fuckin thing i've heard all day!
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
oh waddy... if i were in "da club" i'd grab your piece
I have no idea where Estero is, but my travel agent is working on tickets
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Originally Posted by jimcol711
dude, you are an ugly, cheesy cell phone salesman at the mall, get off the high horse and get a grip on yourself. you arent colin farrell dude. hell, youre not even WILL ferrell
lol....u talk alot of shit for not posting pictures..........atleast mikey has the balls to post pics!!
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Originally Posted by jimcol711
dude, you are an ugly, cheesy cell phone salesman at the mall, get off the high horse and get a grip on yourself. you arent colin farrell dude. hell, youre not even WILL ferrell
jim
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Originally Posted by mikeymobiles
takes a real man who is secure with his sexuality to wear pink...
So you are comfortable with being a :ghey: :gheylaugh: :gheyfight: ?
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Originally Posted by mikeymobiles
takes a real man who is secure with his homosexuality to wear pink underwear...
thick girls are ok, fat are not. Fat guys aren't ok either. Since everyone is bashing on Mikey I will say that at least he is motivating and hitting the gym. Plus its not not he's a tub.
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Originally Posted by ferizzo
:ghey:
thick girls are ok, fat are not.
thick girls are ok, fat are not.
Two of Waddy's rules of TRUE thickness:
*NOTE* Assuming that we are talking about girls who are 20 or more pounds over the ideal weight for their height.
-Your stomach cannot extend further than your tits, if you're shaped like a "B" you're not only fat you're ill-shaped too.
-If your waist and your hips are the same width or you hips are narrower that your waist, you're fat not thick.
#70
Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
the way I see it.. and im not saying anything about you personally.. but if you expect your women to be thin and and attractive, why should women expect anything less out of their men.
You want all the hot gorgeous women to not give two flips about what the men look like, but even the most disgusting of men expect to have thin pretty women..
but the reason you probably get the fat chicks is because most of the people (note most, not all) online looking for dates have given up any hope in real life...
You want all the hot gorgeous women to not give two flips about what the men look like, but even the most disgusting of men expect to have thin pretty women..
but the reason you probably get the fat chicks is because most of the people (note most, not all) online looking for dates have given up any hope in real life...
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Depends on one's definition of thick. There are many fat chicks out there under the mistaken impression that they are thick.
Two of Waddy's rules of TRUE thickness:
*NOTE* Assuming that we are talking about girls who are 20 or more pounds over the ideal weight for their height.
-Your stomach cannot extend further than your tits, if you're shaped like a "B" you're not only fat you're ill-shaped too.
-If your waist and your hips are the same width or you hips are narrower that your waist, you're fat not thick.
Two of Waddy's rules of TRUE thickness:
*NOTE* Assuming that we are talking about girls who are 20 or more pounds over the ideal weight for their height.
-Your stomach cannot extend further than your tits, if you're shaped like a "B" you're not only fat you're ill-shaped too.
-If your waist and your hips are the same width or you hips are narrower that your waist, you're fat not thick.
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Thick girls are fine....
but they cant be :
1. Bigger then me
2. Cant have stretch marks all over the gut.
3. not fit in there clothes...
I am sure everyone has seen these girls on the beach and in the clubs....
but they cant be :
1. Bigger then me
2. Cant have stretch marks all over the gut.
3. not fit in there clothes...
I am sure everyone has seen these girls on the beach and in the clubs....
#73
just to give laides a little bit of perspective; if a man has a fat wallet, you better believe he can demand his girl's be thin
a guy might be a 1, but his wallet can make him appear to be a 10
a guy might be a 1, but his wallet can make him appear to be a 10
#74
Originally Posted by amisconception
just to give laides a little bit of perspective; if a man has a fat wallet, you better believe he can demand his girl's be thin
a guy might be a 1, but his wallet can make him appear to be a 10
a guy might be a 1, but his wallet can make him appear to be a 10
#76
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Originally Posted by mikeymobiles
Cause we all know your the best looking dude on the board....
#77
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Originally Posted by amisconception
just to give laides a little bit of perspective; if a man has a fat wallet, you better believe he can demand his girl's be thin
a guy might be a 1, but his wallet can make him appear to be a 10
a guy might be a 1, but his wallet can make him appear to be a 10
Well a fat chick can be a 1 but beer can make her a 10
#78
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
thats true, if Mikey is a billionaire and all he has nothing to worry about.
i dont get that concept at all.
I make my own money, I dont need to throw myself at a guy with shit loads of money.. its practically whoring yourself out for money.
Its like girls who date guys because they want to be seen in nice cars. fuck that, i got my own nice car. id rather drive it.
/rant.