Craziest place you have "done the deed"
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Originally Posted by miner
Well, according to Clinton you did not have a sexual relationship with that woman.....
#45
ALi G in the House!
in a classroom with a teacher..
on a desk in my old office
in the dead center of the "swim gym" at beverly hills high
on the mats in the wrestling room
in the gym (weightlifting bench)
at a coworkers house with in the bathroom durring a superbowl party with 20 people
on a desk in my old office
in the dead center of the "swim gym" at beverly hills high
on the mats in the wrestling room
in the gym (weightlifting bench)
at a coworkers house with in the bathroom durring a superbowl party with 20 people
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when i was 19, i went to this uber-rich guys party. Got drunk, got high, did some X, started talking to this lady. she was 37. went into the garage, did it on the hoods of 2 BMW's. Her sitting on one fender, legs going across to the other car, me in between. Not knowingly, it was the girl who i was talking to Mom. And she caught us while taking out the trash.
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Originally Posted by Gixxster
Swimming pool w/ the rents sleeping in the house
hot tub w/ the rents sleeping in the house
hotel bed w/best friend in the same bed & 2 friends in the bed next to us w/ the rents
hot tub w/ the rents sleeping in the house
hotel bed w/best friend in the same bed & 2 friends in the bed next to us w/ the rents
Originally Posted by BEETROOT
rents? :sqnteek:
:ghey::gaylaugh:
:ghey::gaylaugh:
and it was HER best friend & her 2 female friends. The girls were staying in one room and the guys in another. She sunck me into the girls room.
sorry to dissapoint you thinking it was more then 1 guy in the same bed you :ghey:
j/k
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wow yall have some good places that i now have on the list of to do's , but how about theese.. on the bosses desk , or ohh this one time i was house sitting for my G rent's and they have this bad ass house , so i took this one FLY ass chick :-* there and was just about to get busy in the shower when i here HELLO?? I was like OHHHH MY GOD .. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON !! that was the most uncomfortable time of my life faceing them with a chick that was about 15 years older than I , and haveing to talk to them about , the house is good i just cleaned the pool and the cats been fed the plants have been watered on and on ... i got out of there as fast as i could , but they wanted to tell me all about their trip and the baloons ( they went to see the hot air baloon launch in New Mex) .. But the best was on a beach in Mexico,not in the sand hooked up with this girl that was like 3 years younger me she was from france and she ROCKED my world! :bananahump: ! and then she visited in the states like 3 months later and we did it all over !!! that was the best!
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I think I got you guys beat... but here goes.
#1. did it On the ex-girlfriends couch, with her mom laying on the floor with her back to us as she watched TV.....(i was 19 yrs old at the time)... shot the load and it landed no more than like 7 inches from where her mom was laying..... We about dieded laughing the next day.
#2. In a funeral home..Upstairs of course.....
#1. did it On the ex-girlfriends couch, with her mom laying on the floor with her back to us as she watched TV.....(i was 19 yrs old at the time)... shot the load and it landed no more than like 7 inches from where her mom was laying..... We about dieded laughing the next day.
#2. In a funeral home..Upstairs of course.....
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Ha wow hard question, i guess the craziest place would have to be either on a random persons driveway, random persons kitchen, random persons pool, beach, random persons boat, or random place dont remember (dont get completely toasted around horney girls anymore)
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I take it back for sure craziest time was on my ex-girlfriends family trip in the back of her suberban with her parents up front and her friends in the middle row and the music blasting
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Originally Posted by Casper98CL
2 places... same girl.. same night...
IN the cemetary on her cousin, my old BestFriends grave... Security caught us and watched!!!
and then on a rock on the side of the main road by my house.. its a dark rd but not when you got Headlights ever 2 mins passing you!!!!
IN the cemetary on her cousin, my old BestFriends grave... Security caught us and watched!!!
and then on a rock on the side of the main road by my house.. its a dark rd but not when you got Headlights ever 2 mins passing you!!!!
I forgot somewhere... Thsi takes the cake as far as my BEST place...
SKYTRAM at Great Adventures in NJ
we started at the stupid Lethal Weapon show and made our way to the Tram... finished it iin the air.. the other tram that passes caught us... some asian guy now has a video of my ass pouncing!!!
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Was doing it in a park when cops came....
I stood naked in front of a cop while he lectured me on how immoral my behavoir was...The whole time he just looked at my girlfriend who was naked and trying to cover up. :dick:
He told me to get the hell outta there and took off....kinda funny
I stood naked in front of a cop while he lectured me on how immoral my behavoir was...The whole time he just looked at my girlfriend who was naked and trying to cover up. :dick:
He told me to get the hell outta there and took off....kinda funny
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Backseat of my car (not that odd) but then picking up my friends and having her ex unknowingly sit in the very seat we used only 20 min. ago
Bathroom floor because doggystyle leaning on the toilet got boring
Shower while others were waiting to use the bathroom
Bathroom floor because doggystyle leaning on the toilet got boring
Shower while others were waiting to use the bathroom
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Originally Posted by bullaculla
A good friend of mine like to get BJs in the Jack in the Box drive thru.
as well as picnic tables in crowed parks in the middle of the day.
as well as picnic tables in crowed parks in the middle of the day.
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Originally Posted by pimpscls
nobody, dammit, now i really wanna bone with all these stories
#68
fap fap fap
Originally Posted by ding069
In the CL at the parking lot of malls.
#70
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Originally Posted by phipark
Pool
hottub w/gf at the time
in ex-gfs hot tub with a different chick, this one might be the best one
hood of BMW 540i
tunnel on a playground
pool table
park meadow
trampoline
hottub w/gf at the time
in ex-gfs hot tub with a different chick, this one might be the best one
hood of BMW 540i
tunnel on a playground
pool table
park meadow
trampoline