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Old 06-16-2004, 05:17 AM
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^^ why pissed?
cause hes a little bitch, but thats a different story.
Old 06-16-2004, 07:21 AM
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Well, according to Clinton you did not have a sexual relationship with that woman.....
Its entirely possible she thought the same thing! as a 17 y/o, my technique was not particularly refined, though I like to think I got good marks for enthusiasm & spirit.
Old 06-16-2004, 08:18 AM
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In the car driving on the express way....talk about concentration!!!
Old 06-16-2004, 10:09 AM
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on the diving board above an empty swimming pool.


edit: If I remember correctly, she was wet enough to fill the shallow end.
Old 06-16-2004, 05:08 PM
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in a classroom with a teacher..
on a desk in my old office
in the dead center of the "swim gym" at beverly hills high
on the mats in the wrestling room
in the gym (weightlifting bench)
at a coworkers house with in the bathroom durring a superbowl party with 20 people
Old 06-16-2004, 05:35 PM
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the craziest for me was banging my bosses daughter in mexico... three doors down from his room
Old 06-17-2004, 08:26 AM
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when i was 19, i went to this uber-rich guys party. Got drunk, got high, did some X, started talking to this lady. she was 37. went into the garage, did it on the hoods of 2 BMW's. Her sitting on one fender, legs going across to the other car, me in between. Not knowingly, it was the girl who i was talking to Mom. And she caught us while taking out the trash.
Old 06-17-2004, 09:03 AM
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In my head
Old 06-17-2004, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Gixxster
Swimming pool w/ the rents sleeping in the house

hot tub w/ the rents sleeping in the house

hotel bed w/best friend in the same bed & 2 friends in the bed next to us w/ the rents


Originally Posted by BEETROOT
rents? :sqnteek:




:ghey::gaylaugh:
rents=parents

and it was HER best friend & her 2 female friends. The girls were staying in one room and the guys in another. She sunck me into the girls room.

sorry to dissapoint you thinking it was more then 1 guy in the same bed you :ghey:
j/k
Old 06-17-2004, 10:18 AM
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I know what rents means I just think its a :ghey: word.

Old 06-17-2004, 01:15 PM
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hot tub, bathroom, backseat of a few cars... not anywhere out of the ordinary
Old 06-17-2004, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 98CLChick
hot tub, bathroom, backseat of a few cars... not anywhere out of the ordinary

we can change that if you ever make it to orlando
Old 06-17-2004, 01:47 PM
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wow yall have some good places that i now have on the list of to do's , but how about theese.. on the bosses desk , or ohh this one time i was house sitting for my G rent's and they have this bad ass house , so i took this one FLY ass chick :-* there and was just about to get busy in the shower when i here HELLO?? I was like OHHHH MY GOD .. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON !! that was the most uncomfortable time of my life faceing them with a chick that was about 15 years older than I , and haveing to talk to them about , the house is good i just cleaned the pool and the cats been fed the plants have been watered on and on ... i got out of there as fast as i could , but they wanted to tell me all about their trip and the baloons ( they went to see the hot air baloon launch in New Mex) .. But the best was on a beach in Mexico,not in the sand hooked up with this girl that was like 3 years younger me she was from france and she ROCKED my world! :bananahump: ! and then she visited in the states like 3 months later and we did it all over !!! that was the best!
Old 06-17-2004, 02:05 PM
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I think I got you guys beat... but here goes.

#1. did it On the ex-girlfriends couch, with her mom laying on the floor with her back to us as she watched TV.....(i was 19 yrs old at the time)... shot the load and it landed no more than like 7 inches from where her mom was laying..... We about dieded laughing the next day.

#2. In a funeral home..Upstairs of course.....
Old 06-17-2004, 03:03 PM
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Ha wow hard question, i guess the craziest place would have to be either on a random persons driveway, random persons kitchen, random persons pool, beach, random persons boat, or random place dont remember (dont get completely toasted around horney girls anymore)
Old 06-17-2004, 03:11 PM
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I take it back for sure craziest time was on my ex-girlfriends family trip in the back of her suberban with her parents up front and her friends in the middle row and the music blasting
Old 06-17-2004, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Casper98CL
2 places... same girl.. same night...

IN the cemetary on her cousin, my old BestFriends grave... Security caught us and watched!!!

and then on a rock on the side of the main road by my house.. its a dark rd but not when you got Headlights ever 2 mins passing you!!!!

I forgot somewhere... Thsi takes the cake as far as my BEST place...

SKYTRAM at Great Adventures in NJ
we started at the stupid Lethal Weapon show and made our way to the Tram... finished it iin the air.. the other tram that passes caught us... some asian guy now has a video of my ass pouncing!!!
Old 06-17-2004, 06:41 PM
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Was doing it in a park when cops came....

I stood naked in front of a cop while he lectured me on how immoral my behavoir was...The whole time he just looked at my girlfriend who was naked and trying to cover up. :dick:

He told me to get the hell outta there and took off....kinda funny
Old 06-18-2004, 02:58 AM
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on the 405 freeway heading back home from hermosa. almost got it on on the sky tram at newark airport.
Old 06-18-2004, 05:37 AM
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A good friend of mine like to get BJs in the Jack in the Box drive thru.
as well as picnic tables in crowed parks in the middle of the day.
Old 06-18-2004, 06:23 AM
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Backseat of my car (not that odd) but then picking up my friends and having her ex unknowingly sit in the very seat we used only 20 min. ago
Bathroom floor because doggystyle leaning on the toilet got boring
Shower while others were waiting to use the bathroom
Old 06-18-2004, 12:48 PM
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nobody, dammit, now i really wanna bone with all these stories
Old 06-18-2004, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by bullaculla
A good friend of mine like to get BJs in the Jack in the Box drive thru.
as well as picnic tables in crowed parks in the middle of the day.
did you oblidge x2312441251353^2 ???
Old 06-18-2004, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by pimpscls
nobody, dammit, now i really wanna bone with all these stories
are you to our stories now?
Old 06-19-2004, 05:46 PM
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in the basement right under her parents and older brother.
Old 06-20-2004, 09:29 PM
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Has to be in a lifeguard chair at the beach. In the CL at the parking lot of malls. Never been caught by anyone though
Old 06-20-2004, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by pimpscls
nobody, dammit, now i really wanna bone with all these stories
While I understand where you are coming from, don't you think your SN might be a little misleading? :P
Old 06-20-2004, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ding069
In the CL at the parking lot of malls.
i remember the time my gf and i were doin it in the mall parking lot and we got caught by mall security :o
Old 06-20-2004, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Infamous425
i remember the time my gf and i were doin it in the mall parking lot and we got caught by mall security :o
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Old 07-06-2004, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by phipark
Pool
hottub w/gf at the time
in ex-gfs hot tub with a different chick, this one might be the best one
hood of BMW 540i
tunnel on a playground
pool table
park meadow
trampoline
I've always wanted to do it on a trampoline
Old 07-06-2004, 03:46 PM
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I know a guy who had sex on Carl Levin's desk
Old 07-06-2004, 03:55 PM
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hottub, back seat of the CL...nothing too crazy...yet
Old 07-06-2004, 04:41 PM
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In a movie theater with 100 other people around, and.....

My 9th grade Biology teacher's house
Old 07-06-2004, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by KLepTo
back seat of the CL.
I think that'd be a little cramped.
Old 07-06-2004, 09:15 PM
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I added weight/exercise bench in my basement to my resume a couple weekends ago
Old 07-06-2004, 10:42 PM
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update... recently, two chicks, one pool. drunken night of debauchery
Old 07-06-2004, 10:42 PM
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no pics, no proof..
Old 07-06-2004, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
no pics, no proof..
lol
Old 07-20-2004, 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkSithCL
Pool...hate to even admit it...I did marry her though...
gee...don't you wish it was in the bathroom of a restuarant??
Old 07-20-2004, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkSithGirl
gee...don't you wish it was in the bathroom of a restuarant??
That's Much, Much better....


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