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Old 09-16-2005, 12:29 PM
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Condoms are for losers

I was talking to my friend and he says he has yet to have sex with his girl of 3 years without a condom...how the fuck do you guys do it? CONDOMS SUCK! Anyone else always use a condom?
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Hell no. No way, no how.
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https://acurazine.com/forums/dating-relationships-14/please-tell-me-im-just-being-paranoid-one-more-time-318502/ <--Don't be like this guy. And yes you can say the woman is on BC, but it doesn't mean it's full proof, neither are condoms, but the added security is more comforting.
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
I was talking to my friend and he says he has yet to have sex with his girl of 3 years without a condom...how the fuck do you guys do it? CONDOMS SUCK! Anyone else always use a condom?
Are you practicing for your role of Rugby guy #2 in the after school special called, "Little Brenda has a choice to make"????
Old 09-16-2005, 01:39 PM
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I do whatever she tells me to do, as long as I get to have sex.
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Do yourself a favor and listen to the new "Golddigger" song.

and YES....Condom > =

Nothings 100%....I actually know someone who used a condom & she was on B.C. and she still got pregnate.

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Not my preference but reality dictates that they be used.
Old 09-16-2005, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
Not my preference but reality dictates that they be used.

Old 09-16-2005, 01:56 PM
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Naw I want to get some chick pregnant and be a dead beat dad
Old 09-16-2005, 01:57 PM
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I never did with my wife, and I've been with her for 7 years. Never not once, not even the first time. Come to think of it, I dont think I have even even bought a condom
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Originally Posted by pebecl97
I never did with my wife, and I've been with her for 7 years. Never not once, not even the first time. Come to think of it, I dont think I have even even bought a condom
Maybe you are firing blanks.
Old 09-16-2005, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by fdl
Maybe you are firing blanks.
That scares me sometimes. Me and my girl used condoms 60 percent of the time, so I am scared that 40 percent of the time I was just missing because of low count
Old 09-16-2005, 02:10 PM
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Not just to prevent the babies it's also for the possible STDs.

The world really has changed - your gambling your life with your DICK! - Single scene that is.

Bagging it is the Smart thing to do.... Not the same as barebacking it (feeling that is) - but that's me barebacking cause I am married...
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I dont think he was talking about random chicks though.
Old 09-16-2005, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by fdl
I dont think he was talking about random chicks though.
Unless you are in a committed relationship it just seems to be too big of a gamble. Hell even some married couples should be afraid going Bareback. Once you do you don't want go back!
Old 09-16-2005, 02:27 PM
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I have never once used a condom with my present gf of 2 years.

She doesn't use anything either.
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
Not my preference but reality dictates that they be used.
Can't argue with reality.
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Originally Posted by fdl
Maybe you are firing blanks.
slow swimmers?
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Originally Posted by badboy
I have never once used a condom with my present gf of 2 years.

She doesn't use anything either.
Do either of you live close to power lines or a nuclear power plant?

The odds will catch up to you at some point.

I'm not a fan of condoms, but I'd rather use them than deal with the concequences. My fiance is pretty good about taking her pill, but misses every once in a while. Plus, this usually eliminates fighting over who has to sleep in the wet spot.
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Originally Posted by Acura3.0CL
Do yourself a favor and listen to the new "Golddigger" song.

and YES....Condom > =

Nothings 100%....I actually know someone who used a condom & she was on B.C. and she still got pregnate.
And if that's possible, you know catching an STI is even more possible. Look at it this way, the condom only protects your piece, but you have your nuts, pubes and abdomen exposed to her wetness. There is no such thing as 100% protection against pregnancy and STIs by using a condom.
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I dont use condoms
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Originally Posted by phipark
I do whatever she tells me to do, as long as I get to have sex.
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Originally Posted by fdl
Maybe you are firing blanks.

No, but I dont even let it get to that point, I mean now that Im married yeah, but I'm good. Just not our time for kids yet .
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i use saran wrap
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Originally Posted by TLD
And if that's possible, you know catching an STI is even more possible. Look at it this way, the condom only protects your piece, but you have your nuts, pubes and abdomen exposed to her wetness. There is no such thing as 100% protection against pregnancy and STIs by using a condom.
you forgot to mention facial area when giving oral sex
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Condoms are for losers? No. The losers are the ones who have no need for condoms because they can't get a girl.
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Originally Posted by anothercls
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=318502 <--Don't be like this guy. And yes you can say the woman is on BC, but it doesn't mean it's full proof, neither are condoms, but the added security is more comforting.
Oh, what a cheap shot.

Well, I guess I deserved it. =/
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i could probably count the amount of times i've had sex without a condom on one hand. sure it was great, but not worth the risk, BC or not. not to mention, i need to protect against diseases.
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
i could probably count the amount of times i've had sex without a condom on one hand. sure it was great, but not worth the risk, BC or not. not to mention, i need to protect against diseases.
Every time. Use one every single time. You have the right idea. An STD is far worse than a kid, especially if it's HPV, Hepatitis, or HIV.
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Condoms aren't 100%, but it's certainly much better than none. I've tried to minimize risky activities in the first place. DO NOT USE EXPIRED CONDOMS. BUY NEW ONES! And be careful opening the package. Make sure it's used properly when you use it.

For vaginal intercourse:
1. Wear a condom (either a male or female condom but not both at once cause there is more chance of ripping). Never double bag condoms either. Also thicker condoms have less chance of ripping.
2. Be on birth control if you're a woman
3. Talk to your partner about safer sex.

For anal intercourse (if you do that):
1. Wear a condom if you're a male. If you're receiving anal sex, NEVER do it without a condom and lots of lube, even if the involved parties are disease free. INSIST he use a condom. It's cleaner to use a condom anyway, there are gross things up there. And use only water-based lube. Oil-based lubes degrade latex.
2. Be gentle. The chances of a condom ripping are less that way (and it reduces the chances of anal damage).

For fellatio:
1. The safest way to do it is with a condom. However, that kind of sucks ( ), so there are some other ways to protect yourself.
2. Make sure neither partner has open cuts or sores.
3. DO NOT brush or floss your teeth beforehand! I cannot stress this point enough. People seem to always brush their teeth before sex. This causes some open areas and increases the chance of contracting some STD.
4. DO NOT SWALLOW.

For cunnilingus:
1. The safest way to do this is by using a dental dam.
2. If you don't want to use a dental dam, focus on the clitoris. She'll get more out of it anyway, and you minimize contact with fluids.
3. The same rules for teeth brushing apply.

For analingus:
1. Use a dental dam if possible.
2. Same rules for teeth brushing.
3. Make sure the receiver is VERY clean. This will make things better for both of you, and there's less chance of getting some bacterial thing. Usually the worst thing you could get from this is Hepatitis. Watch out!

For mutual masturbation:
This is generally pretty safe.
1. Just make sure you don't have cuts on your hands. If you do, bandage them thorougly/avoid this activity.
2. Don't get cum on sores.
There you have it, the rules for safer sex.
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Originally Posted by TLover
Condoms are for losers? No. The losers are the ones who have no need for condoms because they can't get a girl.
I guess the vagina I have sex with without a condom was imaginery...that explains a lot
Old 09-17-2005, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by jmathew34
i use saran wrap
HAAHAHA I actually had a dumb ass friend who was drunk and didnt have a condom so they used saran wrap....lol...she was a freak though...so she probably liked it
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
I guess the vagina I have sex with without a condom was imaginery...that explains a lot
And the kid you might WON'T be imaginery.
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Seems like most of you are concerned with getting a girl pregnant by not using a condom. Newsflash: this isn't the 70s. Birth control is not the only reason to wear one anymore. You guys aren't concerened with STDs??


The fear of getting an STD (especially one for which there is no cure) is greater than the fear of impregnating a woman, as far as I'm concerned.
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Originally Posted by GOOSE
Seems like most of you are concerned with getting a girl pregnant by not using a condom. Newsflash: this isn't the 70s. Birth control is not the only reason to wear one anymore. You guys aren't concerened with STDs??

The fear of getting an STD (especially one for which there is no cure) is greater than the fear of impregnating a woman, as far as I'm concerned.
For one nighters, yes, STDs is a concern. But in a monogamous relationship, pregancy is my only concern (we've both been tested).
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
I guess the vagina I have sex with without a condom was imaginery...that explains a lot
And you know what I mean. If you're gettin' some, condom or not, you're not a loser.
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jimmies are the way to go.

no way i'm gonna hit it with a girl w/o a rubber.

don't want babies popping out, don't want my dick falling off. plain and simple...
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By loser if you mean disease and kid free? Yes, I'm a loser for using condoms. I've done it without condoms in the heat of the moment a few times and I still thank the lord that I've been lucky thus far and that my mistakes hadn't turned out bad. Only girlfriends that I trust... but then again, those may be famous last words...
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Hey if you guys wanna use condoms that's your choice, but uhhh I thought you were down with the cool kids, I see you aren't...later losers


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