Best sex of the year
06-24-2005, 12:08 AM
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Best sex of the year
For my girlfriend that is.
Because I couldnt feel shit for some reason tonight, no matter how hard or slow the thrusting was nothing would work, and im not known to last crazy hours or anything. It's with the same girl Ive been with for a while, and i dont know what happened. I'm all worried now.
Is there something I could have done or eaten to not be able to get off? This shit better be temporary
Because I couldnt feel shit for some reason tonight, no matter how hard or slow the thrusting was nothing would work, and im not known to last crazy hours or anything. It's with the same girl Ive been with for a while, and i dont know what happened. I'm all worried now.
Is there something I could have done or eaten to not be able to get off? This shit better be temporary
06-24-2005, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Renegade
For my girlfriend that is.
Because I couldnt feel shit for some reason tonight, no matter how hard or slow the thrusting was nothing would work, and im not known to last crazy hours or anything. It's with the same girl Ive been with for a while, and i dont know what happened. I'm all worried now.
Is there something I could have done or eaten to not be able to get off? This shit better be temporary
Because I couldnt feel shit for some reason tonight, no matter how hard or slow the thrusting was nothing would work, and im not known to last crazy hours or anything. It's with the same girl Ive been with for a while, and i dont know what happened. I'm all worried now.
Is there something I could have done or eaten to not be able to get off? This shit better be temporary
So did you fake it?
06-24-2005, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Renegade
nope no drinking, weird shit oh well, im sure itll be fine tomorrow
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Where is that crazy bitch. 
06-24-2005, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by 98CLChick
I would be so embarrassed if I (hypothetically) couldn't get my boyfriend off! 
06-24-2005, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Gixxster
Actually when me & my gf do it a couple times a day for several days in a row there is one or two times that I don't get off and she does. I don't think it's anything for the women to be embarrassed about.
Thats different though... you cant get off as easily cuz she already got you off before the marathon. Your penis aint a machine!
06-24-2005, 06:55 AM
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Ok, it's happened to me before. In my case I blame all the mind altering medications I am taking....
06-24-2005, 07:01 AM
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I can see being embarrassed (as a woman) if it happened the first time I'd slept with a dude, but if it happened with a long-term partner, it's not a huge deal. Shit happens... it doesn't mean you're impotent or she has a thorny vag; it just means you didn't finish. Big deal. 
Although I'm sure it sucks for you right now.
Hey, maybe this morning you'll be so horny that you can give her the 30-second recap!
Although I'm sure it sucks for you right now.
Hey, maybe this morning you'll be so horny that you can give her the 30-second recap!
06-24-2005, 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
I can see being embarrassed (as a woman) if it happened the first time I'd slept with a dude, but if it happened with a long-term partner, it's not a huge deal. Shit happens... it doesn't mean you're impotent or she has a thorny vag; it just means you didn't finish. Big deal.
Although I'm sure it sucks for you right now. Hey, maybe this morning you'll be so horny that you can give her the 30-second recap!
Although I'm sure it sucks for you right now.
Hey, maybe this morning you'll be so horny that you can give her the 30-second recap!unfortunately for me, 30 seconds is not a recap...
It's the whole game.... including the pre-game warm up and the post-game interview with players, coaches, analysts, etc...
06-24-2005, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by te3point5
unfortunately for me, 30 seconds is not a recap...
It's the whole game.... including the pre-game warm up and the post-game interview with players, coaches, analysts, etc...
It's the whole game.... including the pre-game warm up and the post-game interview with players, coaches, analysts, etc...
plus guys have a 99.999% chance of finishing, perhaps the only thing we can do with such precision, so in the event you don't, i would think its the guys fault, not the girls.
06-24-2005, 08:23 AM
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It's happened to be a couple time over the years, usually when stressful shit is happening, even if you don't think so at the time, that's probably the reason....?
06-24-2005, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by te3point5
unfortunately for me, 30 seconds is not a recap...
It's the whole game.... including the pre-game warm up and the post-game interview with players, coaches, analysts, etc...
It's the whole game.... including the pre-game warm up and the post-game interview with players, coaches, analysts, etc...
Get a desensitizer..
06-24-2005, 09:04 AM
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it happens to the best of us. once i was pounding away and i guess the velocity and push-far-in-pull-far-out technique i was implementing caused air to rush into my GF. so it sounded like she was farting ... but i know she wasn't because i know the smell. but after hearing "pfffft" after "pfffft" i became as limp as newly made spaghetti. also, if you -- for the sake of longevity -- keep delaying the ejac, your penis will get angry and derect.
06-24-2005, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
But did she get off?
Frankly, I don't think they care as long as their coochie keeps squirting.
06-24-2005, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
it happens to the best of us. once i was pounding away and i guess the velocity and push-far-in-pull-far-out technique i was implementing caused air to rush into my GF. so it sounded like she was farting ... but i know she wasn't because i know the smell. but after hearing "pfffft" after "pfffft" i became as limp as newly made spaghetti. also, if you -- for the sake of longevity -- keep delaying the ejac, your penis will get angry and derect.
06-24-2005, 10:27 AM
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The bitch is here:
Ok, so were you using a condom, if so what kind. The tuxedo condoms from planned parenthood are known to numb your member. If you were going raw, I'm not sure what to say about it, is it possible you had something else on your mind, you were stressing over something?
bitch is here:Ok, so were you using a condom, if so what kind. The tuxedo condoms from planned parenthood are known to numb your member. If you were going raw, I'm not sure what to say about it, is it possible you had something else on your mind, you were stressing over something?
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The only time that happens to me is between 3am and 6am. I have to piss but I have sex anyway, and nothing happens. It will go down after I take a piss. Other than that its the usual 15 to 45 minutes till I climax. I say enjoy it while it lasts.
06-24-2005, 10:32 AM
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The bitch is here:
Ok, so were you using a condom, if so what kind. The tuxedo condoms from planned parenthood are known to numb your member. If you were going raw, I'm not sure what to say about it, is it possible you had something else on your mind, you were stressing over something?
bitch is here:Ok, so were you using a condom, if so what kind. The tuxedo condoms from planned parenthood are known to numb your member. If you were going raw, I'm not sure what to say about it, is it possible you had something else on your mind, you were stressing over something?
06-24-2005, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by te3point5
unfortunately for me, 30 seconds is not a recap...
It's the whole game.... including the pre-game warm up and the post-game interview with players, coaches, analysts, etc...
It's the whole game.... including the pre-game warm up and the post-game interview with players, coaches, analysts, etc...
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Originally Posted by Renegade
For my girlfriend that is.
Because I couldnt feel shit for some reason tonight, no matter how hard or slow the thrusting was nothing would work, and im not known to last crazy hours or anything. It's with the same girl Ive been with for a while, and i dont know what happened. I'm all worried now.
Is there something I could have done or eaten to not be able to get off? This shit better be temporary
Because I couldnt feel shit for some reason tonight, no matter how hard or slow the thrusting was nothing would work, and im not known to last crazy hours or anything. It's with the same girl Ive been with for a while, and i dont know what happened. I'm all worried now.
Is there something I could have done or eaten to not be able to get off? This shit better be temporary
should of faked it, not that i've ever done that
