1st Date ideas...
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This reminds me of the time I had to turn a chic down. I was at a concert (Pimpadelic) and this tall blonde chic (not too hot, but doable) started making out with me and I started to check her oil right in the middle of the set/club. I didn't go home with her and thank goodness I didn't. She ended up fcuking some friend of a friend later that night on my friend's bed. My friend was too happy his bed was desecrated. I later learned that this chic lost her V in the back of an SUV after going clubbing. VD is not my friend.
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Originally Posted by youngTL
That comment was addressed to MikeMcCready because he didn't want to come across looking rich. I doubt that you've paid close attention to guys at bars, but if you did, you would notice that the ones in the expensive striped button down shirts and the super gelled up hair are the ones that come across as standoffish assholes. Maybe there are some girls reading this who can chime in with their opinions. From what I've seen, these type of guys have a reputation for being "slick" and girls seem to instinctively know (even subconciously) that these guys are just there to get in their pants. They're most likely the smooth talkers who are trying to impress somebody. IMO, the last thing you want to do is look like you're trying too hard to impress people. You want to look HOT, but in an understated cute sort of way.
Dammit, it's hard to put that into better words. I can't really think of how to say it differently.
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Oh those kind of shirts. Now I see
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Originally Posted by FastAcura
On your first date?
Is that when you bought your 10 inch dildo? Maybe he got scared.![Dunno](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif)
Is that when you bought your 10 inch dildo? Maybe he got scared.
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Originally Posted by youngTL
You're right, I'm wrong. For a first date it's kinda dangerous. Or, like our resident victim of leghumpers (we all know who she is
) could have a ten inch dildo in her apartment, just quivering waiting to be used.
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Oh yeah and for the record, I took that guy to the porn shop on purpose, I wasn't physically attracted to him at all, so I figured it would totally turn him off. It ended up backfiring because he was so appreciative of me opening him up to new things. I'm guess this poor guy had not seen pussy in years.
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
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Oh yeah and for the record, I took that guy to the porn shop on purpose, I wasn't physically attracted to him at all, so I figured it would totally turn him off. It ended up backfiring because he was so appreciative of me opening him up to new things. I'm guess this poor guy had not seen pussy in years.
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Yeah well that and he's 32 and still living at home with mommy and daddy didn't help his cause either. Also when he told me he was going to go take a walk to clear his mind, his mommy wouldn't let him because it was too late out.
Those are definately some dealbreakers... I tried to stay friends with him, but he was just too wimpy for me. Oh yeah and I found out also he didn't even have his own car, he had to borrow his baby bro's car to take me out.
That and his name was Philbert
Those are definately some dealbreakers... I tried to stay friends with him, but he was just too wimpy for me. Oh yeah and I found out also he didn't even have his own car, he had to borrow his baby bro's car to take me out.
That and his name was Philbert
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Yeah well that and he's 32 and still living at home with mommy and daddy didn't help his cause either. Also when he told me he was going to go take a walk to clear his mind, his mommy wouldn't let him because it was too late out.
Those are definately some dealbreakers... I tried to stay friends with him, but he was just too wimpy for me. Oh yeah and I found out also he didn't even have his own car, he had to borrow his baby bro's car to take me out.
That and his name was Philbert![Chuckle](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/chuckle.gif)
Those are definately some dealbreakers... I tried to stay friends with him, but he was just too wimpy for me. Oh yeah and I found out also he didn't even have his own car, he had to borrow his baby bro's car to take me out.
That and his name was Philbert
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Hey, wanna go to the porn shop?
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Originally Posted by FastAcura
What are you talking about, those are all turn ons!
Hey, wanna go to the porn shop?
Hey, wanna go to the porn shop?
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Yeah well that and he's 32 and still living at home with mommy and daddy didn't help his cause either. Also when he told me he was going to go take a walk to clear his mind, his mommy wouldn't let him because it was too late out.
Those are definately some dealbreakers... I tried to stay friends with him, but he was just too wimpy for me. Oh yeah and I found out also he didn't even have his own car, he had to borrow his baby bro's car to take me out.
That and his name was Philbert![Chuckle](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/chuckle.gif)
Those are definately some dealbreakers... I tried to stay friends with him, but he was just too wimpy for me. Oh yeah and I found out also he didn't even have his own car, he had to borrow his baby bro's car to take me out.
That and his name was Philbert
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You probably scarred him for life. How did you meet him?
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Originally Posted by txathlete
There's this guy in one of my classes who pops his collar. I wanna punch him in the back of his head sooooooo friggin bad.
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#93
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
Uuuh...I always thought that was lame when that happened to dudes in the club. Its like they cant control it or something.
These bitches must be grindin on you hard then...
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Someone who has no self-control or just overly-agressive especially during the 1st few dates is just a turn-off.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
The first part about him living at home and stuff made me think "God damn, what a loser." But having to borrow his little brother's car? Shit, now I just feel really bad for him
You probably scarred him for life. How did you meet him?
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You probably scarred him for life. How did you meet him?
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Myspace baby!!! Haha that must have been one of my many lessons to why meeting up with people from the internet is bad. I'm sure I messed him up pretty good, but I hope he can eventually meet a chick that can stand his loserness. He's a nice guy, but just totally not for me.
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Originally Posted by youngTL
The only chick he's gonna get is the ones that he can feel their gravitational field pulling him.
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Its more like he'll go flying towards them, the poor guy is only 5'2.
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Large spherical girl: "Hi! I'd like you to meet my moon, Philbert. He's very geologically active, but only when he's caught in my gravitational field."
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Myspace baby!!! Haha that must have been one of my many lessons to why meeting up with people from the internet is bad. I'm sure I messed him up pretty good, but I hope he can eventually meet a chick that can stand his loserness. He's a nice guy, but just totally not for me.
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#104
Originally Posted by youngTL
Would you take a date from a girl from this site if she offered?
yup. I have met several chicks over the 'net, and they all fucked like bunnies.
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Originally Posted by FastAcura
Acurazine pussy is the best
"You've got a lot more energy than most girls!"
"I know! I guess this means the Hondata worked!"
#106
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Originally Posted by youngTL
Would you take a date from a girl from this site if she offered?
I guess i should have said looking for chicks on the internet is a bad idea.
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Originally Posted by gary_william
poor guy only got a blow job, eh?
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I got standards yenno!
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hmmm.. i need some ideas, im thinking of starting to ask out this one girl i know
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ive got a question, why is it that all the girls i meet are taken?
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
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ive got a question, why is it that all the girls i meet are taken?
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Originally Posted by M TYPE X
It's called being in the right place at the wrong time.
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